00:00I need a steady fucking girlfriend, man.
00:04That's a dangerous, dangerous thing to say.
00:08I understand we have someone new in our class this morning.
00:12So, so late in the semester.
00:16I'm Mandy Myers.
00:19Yo, did you see that new chick yet?
00:22Hello, joke offs.
00:24Hi.
00:26The one on the left is Ferret, like the animal.
00:30The other is Andy Wastewski.
00:32All those two dudes get loaded, jack off,
00:34and try to put their dicks in girls that don't know any better.
00:38They're entirely unreliable, excessively immature,
00:42and just an all-in-all horrible boyfriend material.
00:44I wrote Mandy Myers a love letter.
00:46I don't want to be the dick here,
00:48but didn't you see her fucking leave with Tommy?
00:51Come on now, we all make mistakes.
00:53Lord, you still gonna go after him?
00:55Andy, where were you last night?
00:57I was at the beach with Andy Waslewski.
00:59I hate Weaslewski.
01:01Mandy Myers is a slut and a whore.
01:04How the hell does he get all these chicks anyway?
01:06Last time we had sex was Friday,
01:08and I gave her my mom's diamond ring on Saturday.
01:13Since then, my dick has been completely limp.
01:17Word?
01:20Ah, hey.
01:23Uh, Mandy.
01:24Bianca.
01:26Andy.
01:30You know what they say about Southern Cali girls?
01:33You don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose a turn.
01:36That was my turn, bitch.
01:53You kick me, I know you stop.
01:57You kick me, I know you stop.
01:59You kick me, I know you stop.
02:01You kick me, I know you stop.
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