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In the current economy, the unemployment rate for dogs is at an all time high.
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A dalmatian applies for a job at a police station.

Cast: Wes Marsala
Segment Producer: Gabe Evans
Associate Producer: Brittni Brown

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Animals
Transcript
00:00In the current economy, the unemployment rate for dogs is at an all-time high.
00:08So I'm looking at your resume here. I'm a bit confused.
00:11You're Dalmatian? Police station?
00:15Yeah, I realize that.
00:17Fire station's down the street, buddy.
00:19I know where I am.
00:20Look, it says here that you have 28 dog years of experience as a firefighter.
00:24That's what my dad wanted for me. I'm a law dog. My spots live for justice.
00:29I just don't see it working, kid. I got plenty of German shepherds out there looking for work.
00:33Thanks for perpetuating the stereotype of my breed.
00:35That's not what I meant.
00:36I want to sniff out the law and put the bad guys in the doghouse.
00:40You don't have the snout for this type of work.
00:41If I don't have the snout, then you don't either, because my sense of smell is superior in every way.
00:47Hmm.
00:49Hmm.
00:52You got spirit, kid. I like that.
00:56We should talk about my pension plan next, and my 401k-9.
01:00You mean your 401k.
01:02It was a canine joke.
01:05We'll be in touch, kid.

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