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In the current economy, the unemployment rate for dogs is at an all time high.
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A dog applies for a job at a tech support company.

Cast: Tyler Spiers
Segment Producer: Gabe Evans
Associate Producer: Brittni Brown

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Animals
Transcript
00:00 In the current economy, the unemployment rate for dogs is at an all-time high.
00:04 All right, let's take a look at your resume, Donald. This is a phone-heavy position. Do you talk?
00:12 Huh, I see you have two years of tech support background, but I'd like to point out you're a dog.
00:21 How do you think you'd be able to mix in with a team consisting entirely of human beings?
00:27 You're not giving me much here. I'm just being honest.
00:30 I'm gonna put your resume on file. If anything comes up, we'll give you a call.
00:36 I know we're an equal opportunity employer, but that doesn't mean we have to hire every dog that comes through the door.
00:42 Do we even have a dog door? You know, let's look at your references.
00:45 Wow, is this a letter of recommendation from Sarah McLaughlin?
00:50 You know, you have a soothing presence, and dogs are said to be man's best friend. I see your angle.
00:57 You know, that's not something people get every day from tech support. Actually, I can see this working out.
01:01 It'll give me an opportunity to get you on the ground level.
01:04 You know, so you can smell things out. No pun intended.
01:07 Yeah, put your head on down and talk to HR.
01:10 Welcome aboard, Donald Dog.
01:13 Yarf!
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