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  • 4/17/2015
In the current economy, the unemployment rate for dogs is at an all time high.
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Watch as this dog talks his way into a promotion during his interview.

Segment Producer: Gabe Evans
Associate Producer: Brittni Brown

Category

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Animals
Transcript
00:00 In the current economy, the unemployment rate for dogs is at an all-time high.
00:05 (dog barks)
00:06 You're hired!
00:08 But we haven't even interviewed.
00:10 A wise man once said this job is so easy a dog could do it.
00:13 I'm gonna put that plan in action.
00:15 Is there a training program?
00:17 You sit and you stay. That's all we ever ask of any of our employees.
00:20 I don't want the job.
00:22 Wait, why not?
00:23 I'm a dog. I like to chase.
00:26 So, my offering the job to you is like...
00:28 A dead squirrel. I'd eat it, but I wouldn't enjoy it.
00:32 What can I do to make you reconsider?
00:34 I'd like a promotion.
00:35 Keep talking.
00:37 I'd like to be off-leash at all times.
00:39 Hmm, okay.
00:41 And I'd like to go piddle whenever I please.
00:43 It's a deal. How does "sale supervisor" sound?
00:46 Sounds great.
00:48 You'll be supervising a team of 10 to 15 salespeople.
00:51 That's perfect, because I'm a herder by nature.
00:54 [♪♪♪]
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01:01 [♪♪♪]
01:04 (upbeat music)
01:06 (upbeat music)

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