Pet Vs. Pet Rap Battles: Husky Vs. Corgi

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The web's most beloved dog breeds, The Husky and The Corgi, battle for ultimate pet supremacy! Subscribe to The Pet Collective: http://full.sc/HbM62v Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thepetcollective Twitter: https://twitter.com/petcollectiveTV Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/petcollectivetv/ Google+: gplus.to/thepetcollective  Humans can rap too! Don't believe us? Check it out on myISH:  http://full.sc/StxjHq  The web's most beloved dog breeds, The Husky and The Corgi, battle for ultimate pet supremacy!  Segment Producer: John Borges Associate Producer: Matt Pagourgis Written by: John Borges/Matt Pagourgis Performers: John Borges (Husky), Benjamin Stumpf (Corgi) Music: Scorekeepers.com (Track: RASA Attitude A)

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00:00Ain't no substitute for what the Husky do So get your tail between your legs while I

00:14crush this lube I pull a sled through the slush bum rush

00:17your crew Scare your breed so bad you'll be gush and

00:20poop Let the rat flee bath, you're completely screwed

00:23Enough erythema craft with a bum canoe You think you're better than me cause your

00:27blood is blue But other breeds see your face and they all

00:30say ewww I stay mellow like the drama, what's wrong

00:33princess?

00:34Someone break your tiara?

00:35I'm cold like Ned Stark, rugged like Carhartt Mess around and take away your throne like

00:40Braveheart

00:41I'm a corgi corgi corgi and I can see Superior breeding just terrifies thee

00:46So back off with all that blue collar prattle We all know when you're in the heat you're

00:50fragile I pity thee with your humble heritage

00:53My regal parentage makes you hate hysterics I write rhymes while I'm sitting on my throne

00:58Sipping mineral water, chewing porterhouse bones

01:01Never find a pop rhyme as dope as me It's on the chosen breed of British royalty

01:06The corgi, metaphorically, wonder morally Lyrical sorcery, breeds of eriority

01:11I'm the thunder out the tundra, a real working dog

01:14I'd like to see them scuffy legs try the Iditarod I held my own out in the untamed arctic

01:19The Queen Mother got you pampered and lethargic You want a legit bet?

01:23Get a Siberian Beautiful and rugged, I match the Craterian

01:27You say you're royal but despite the wealth Your name still means Dwarf Dog in Welsh

01:32Seriously man, how you stand yourself Because you're chubby like an elk with the

01:36height of an elf

01:37I must caution thee against speaking like an idiot

01:39The fact that you exist shows the patience of the Inuits

01:42See me on the Queen's lap next to Bill and Kate

01:45Eating kibble off a table with a silver plate

01:47All money corgis, the cardigan in Pembroke All of your relatives, they have been broke

01:52I'm a corgi chap that was bred to herd cattle Obedient and agile, now I'm living in a castle

01:57Taking holidays in exotic archipelagos You and all the Eskimos are busy making yellow

02:02snow

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