Pet Vs. Pet Rap Battles: Chihuahua vs Pitbull

Jukin Media

The people have spoken and we are giving them what they want. The Pitbull and Chihuahua battle for ultimate pet supremacy! Subscribe to The Pet Collective: http://full.sc/HbM62v Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thepetcollective Twitter: https://twitter.com/petcollectiveTV Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/petcollectivetv/ Google+: gplus.to/thepetcollective  Who do you think will win? A Pitbull vs Chihuahua freestyle.   Segment Producer: Nick Fabiano Associate Producer: Matt Pagourgis Written By: Benjamin Stumpf Performer: Benjamin Stumpf (Pitbull & Chihuahua)  Edited By: Nick Fabiano and Josh Abramoff Musical Score: Antonio Pontarelli

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00:00 [Music]

00:07 I'm a pit bull, you better get out of my way

00:10 Muscular but agile in a graceful way

00:13 Originally I hail from the UK

00:16 But I'm a symbol of America in modern day

00:19 I'm a family dog and you are just a hassle

00:22 I'm a pet of Teddy Roosevelt and all the little rascals

00:25 You call yourself a dog but you're looking like a rat

00:28 Not too many canines are smaller than a cat

00:31 Three thousand pounds per square inch of power

00:33 And that's just in my jaw, that's why I make you cower

00:36 'Cause now you're on the low, covering your eyes

00:39 They didn't know what you was in for, ha, surprise

00:42 I may be small but all the ladies want me

00:45 They put me in their purse and they love to flop me

00:48 Showing me off to all their friends and family

00:51 I make the world see just how cute a dog can be

00:54 You got an ugly face that looks like a behind

00:56 If anyone wants you they must be blind

00:59 Your head's so thick there's no room for brains

01:02 If someone wants a pit bull they've gotta be insane

01:05 I've got a history that deserves respect

01:08 Considered sacred by all of the Aztecs

01:11 A happy little dog that will always be around

01:14 But your vicious temperament will land you in the pound

01:16 Calm down little fellow, you seem to be shaking

01:19 Acting all adorable but I know you are faking

01:22 Your eyes are bugging out of your head all of the time

01:25 I think it's from all that pent up anger inside

01:28 You're a yappy little dog but you need to keep it down

01:31 You can't control yourself when people come around

01:34 I'm not good with kids but I love to protect them

01:36 To all the haters out there, please let me correct them

01:39 I get a bum rap for being too aggressive

01:42 But let me share a fact with you that I find impressive

01:45 There's a dog out there that fights more people than I do

01:48 Can you guess who it is? Yeah, it's you!

01:51 You act like a protector but you start for attention

01:54 I don't need a family, just one person's affection

01:57 So pick me up and hold me in your arms

02:00 And lock up that pit bull before he does harm

02:02 I'm a cautious dog so I know it if I'm a owner

02:05 When the mailman stops by, your friends come on over

02:08 I'm not scared or nervous, just lively and alert

02:11 I may nip your leg but it doesn't really hurt

02:13 I'm a popular guy, I help the folks at Taco Bell

02:16 And the hot blonde lawyer from Harvard, Maindell

02:19 I'm famous now, that's why I moved to Beverly

02:22 The number one breed, ha! You'll never beat!

02:25 [Music]

02:39 [Music]

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