Walken Dogs / Christopher Walken Parody -- Episode 5

Jukin Media

Chris Walken takes us on a journey with his new dog, Lily, and explains how important it is for her to stay hydrated.  Subscribe to The Pet Collective: http://full.sc/HbM62v Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thepetcollective Twitter: https://twitter.com/petcollectiveTV Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/petcollectivetv/ Google+: gplus.to/thepetcollective  Christopher Walken wants what's best for his dog Lilly, and he knows it's important to keep her hydrated even if she's not thirsty.   Episode 5: Hydration  Segment Producer: Nick Fabiano  Associate Producer: Matt Pagourgis  Production Assistant: Adam Palya  Writers: Liam Sullivan, Matt Pagourgis, Benjamin Stumpf  Walken Voice: Benjamin Stumpf  Walken Body Double: Paul """"Kevin"""" Walsh

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00:00 What's up dog? Are you thirsty?

00:07 Here, I got some water. I don't want you to overheat.

00:14 Climate change is real for crying out loud. The squirrels are freaking out.

00:19 Oh, so fluffy. Feel that fluff. You're like a pancake.

00:25 I'm going to put butter on you. And jam. I don't use syrup. It's too sticky.

00:32 Jam is also sticky, but it doesn't spill like syrup does, ruining your favorite pajamas.

00:39 Syrup is tree blood. You tap a tree, and you drain it of its blood.

00:44 It's disgusting. It's gross. It's wrong.

00:47 I never understood why Bruce Wayne was dressed as Batman.

00:51 Would you like some more water?

00:55 No. I gotta carry this thing the whole way, you know.

00:59 This thermos would be a lot lighter if you drank some more.

01:03 (music)

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