Hosts Jim Shepherd and Tom Bullworth review the Round 1 battles and prepare for Round 2! Tune in Saturday, January 19th and 26th for the ultimate pet showdowns!
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Segment Producer: Nick Fabiano
Associate Producer: Matt Pagourgis
Written By: Liam Sullivan, Matt Pagourgis and Ben Stumpf
Performer: Liam Sullivan (Tom Bullworth) & Ben Stumpf (Jim Shepherd)
Edited/Animated By: Nick Fabiano and Josh Abramoff
Musical Score: Antonio Pontarelli
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Segment Producer: Nick Fabiano
Associate Producer: Matt Pagourgis
Written By: Liam Sullivan, Matt Pagourgis and Ben Stumpf
Performer: Liam Sullivan (Tom Bullworth) & Ben Stumpf (Jim Shepherd)
Edited/Animated By: Nick Fabiano and Josh Abramoff
Musical Score: Antonio Pontarelli
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00:00Well, here we are today at the first annual inaugural Pet Collective Pet vs. Pet Rap Battle
00:27Tournament.
00:28It's going to be exciting.
00:29All these breeds are both eloquent and ferocious, which makes for a scintillating war of words.
00:35However, only the victorious will advance.
00:37Husky vs. Corgi.
00:38Who won, Tom?
00:39The Husky simply ravaged his opponent, figuratively leaving him without a voice with which to
00:45rhyme or flow, if you will.
00:47The Corgi, although adorable, may have hidden under the proverbial bed at the dishonorous
00:53door.
00:54Okay, I guess that means the Husky won.
00:56Now we move to the St. Bernard vs. Greyhound Rap Battle.
01:00I do believe the Greyhound got burned.
01:02Like Joan of Arc at the stake, yes she did.
01:05The St. Bernard delivered a rumbling sermon from his wintry pulpit, and then boom, his
01:11stylish prose, his use of iambic pentameter at times and rhyming couplets at others, juxtaposed
01:17with a menacing...
01:18Yeah, like I said, the Greyhound got burned.
01:20Oh, for a muse of fire, yes, like a flaming dirigible...
01:23Tom, would you cut it out?
01:25Tom, you're ruining our friendship.
01:27Captivating yet horrifying, the masses...
01:29Alright, would someone unplug his mic?
01:31Let's take a look at the Border Collie vs. Doberman.
01:34Border Collie gets a C- in grammar, however the deafness with which he dispatched his
01:39opponent while utilizing the past, present, tense participle...
01:43Tom, you're talking out of your tail, would you please cut it out?
01:46No, but really, Homer once said, or was it Big Daddy Kane?
01:50Tom, please...
01:51Ain't no half-stepping, and that Border Collie stepped all over that Doberman like...
01:55Robert Frost walked the path least taken.
01:58Border Collie wins.
02:01We look now at the match-up between Pitbull and Chihuahua.
02:06And in my opinion...
02:07This was Zulu defeating the British Empire.
02:10This was Genghis Khan crushing the Jin Dynasty.
02:14Shut up, Tom.
02:15This was the Norse god of Odin striking clear into the heart of the Gauls.
02:19I don't even know why you're here, Tom.
02:21The winner was the Pitbull.
02:23Hear, hear.
02:24That's it for Round 1.
02:25Stay tuned for Round 2 and the semi-finals on Saturday, January 19th and 26th.
02:33Who will win?
02:34It's up to you.
02:35Make sure to comment below and subscribe to the Pet Collective channel for all future
02:40rap battles.
02:41Sir, where's my tea?
02:54It's hot.
02:55It's hot.
02:56It's hot.
02:57It's hot.