Pet vs Pet Rap Battle Tournament / First Round Rap Up!

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Hosts Jim Shepherd and Tom Bullworth review the Round 1 battles and prepare for Round 2! Tune in Saturday, January 19th and 26th for the ultimate pet showdowns! Subscribe to The Pet Collective: http://full.sc/HbM62v Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thepetcollective Twitter: https://twitter.com/petcollectiveTV Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/petcollectivetv/ Google+: gplus.to/thepetcollective  Segment Producer: Nick Fabiano  Associate Producer: Matt Pagourgis Written By: Liam Sullivan, Matt Pagourgis and Ben Stumpf  Performer: Liam Sullivan (Tom Bullworth) & Ben Stumpf (Jim Shepherd)  Edited/Animated By: Nick Fabiano and Josh Abramoff  Musical Score: Antonio Pontarelli

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00:00Well, here we are today at the first annual inaugural Pet Collective Pet vs. Pet Rap Battle

00:27Tournament.

00:28It's going to be exciting.

00:29All these breeds are both eloquent and ferocious, which makes for a scintillating war of words.

00:35However, only the victorious will advance.

00:37Husky vs. Corgi.

00:38Who won, Tom?

00:39The Husky simply ravaged his opponent, figuratively leaving him without a voice with which to

00:45rhyme or flow, if you will.

00:47The Corgi, although adorable, may have hidden under the proverbial bed at the dishonorous

00:53door.

00:54Okay, I guess that means the Husky won.

00:56Now we move to the St. Bernard vs. Greyhound Rap Battle.

01:00I do believe the Greyhound got burned.

01:02Like Joan of Arc at the stake, yes she did.

01:05The St. Bernard delivered a rumbling sermon from his wintry pulpit, and then boom, his

01:11stylish prose, his use of iambic pentameter at times and rhyming couplets at others, juxtaposed

01:17with a menacing...

01:18Yeah, like I said, the Greyhound got burned.

01:20Oh, for a muse of fire, yes, like a flaming dirigible...

01:23Tom, would you cut it out?

01:25Tom, you're ruining our friendship.

01:27Captivating yet horrifying, the masses...

01:29Alright, would someone unplug his mic?

01:31Let's take a look at the Border Collie vs. Doberman.

01:34Border Collie gets a C- in grammar, however the deafness with which he dispatched his

01:39opponent while utilizing the past, present, tense participle...

01:43Tom, you're talking out of your tail, would you please cut it out?

01:46No, but really, Homer once said, or was it Big Daddy Kane?

01:50Tom, please...

01:51Ain't no half-stepping, and that Border Collie stepped all over that Doberman like...

01:55Robert Frost walked the path least taken.

01:58Border Collie wins.

02:01We look now at the match-up between Pitbull and Chihuahua.

02:06And in my opinion...

02:07This was Zulu defeating the British Empire.

02:10This was Genghis Khan crushing the Jin Dynasty.

02:14Shut up, Tom.

02:15This was the Norse god of Odin striking clear into the heart of the Gauls.

02:19I don't even know why you're here, Tom.

02:21The winner was the Pitbull.

02:23Hear, hear.

02:24That's it for Round 1.

02:25Stay tuned for Round 2 and the semi-finals on Saturday, January 19th and 26th.

02:33Who will win?

02:34It's up to you.

02:35Make sure to comment below and subscribe to the Pet Collective channel for all future

02:40rap battles.

02:41Sir, where's my tea?

02:54It's hot.

02:55It's hot.

02:56It's hot.

02:57It's hot.

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