Pet vs Pet Rap Battle - CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND - video Dailymotion

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The Championship Showdown!  Subscribe to The Pet Collective: http://bit.ly/tpcsub Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thepetcollective Twitter: https://twitter.com/petcollectiveTV Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/petcollectivetv/ Google+: gplus.to/thepetcollective  Out of 8 dogs, only one can be victorious. The ultimate showdown. Whoever wins this gets the golden hydrant!   Segment Producer: Nick Fabiano  Associate Producer: Matt Pagourgis  Written By: Ben Stumpf, Liam Sullivan, John Borges & Matt Pagourgis   Performers: Liam Sullivan (Tom Bullworth), Ben Stumpf (Jim Shephard, Pitbull), John Borges (Husky)  Edited/Animated By: Nick Fabiano, Josh Abramoff, and Liam Sullivan  Composer - Antonio Pontarelli

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00:00Welcome back to the 1st Annual Inaugural Pet Collective's Pet vs. Pet Rat Battle Tournament!

00:27We'll see who is the best of the breeds today in the championship round.

00:31But first, we need to find out who will be competing, Jim. Who won last round?

00:37Let's take a look at the voting to see who you thought won the last round between the St. Bernard and the Pit Bull. And it was...

00:48The Pit Bull won it! 54% over the St. Bernard, 46%.

00:53Congratulations to the Pit Bull!

00:56But against whom will he be rapping today, Jim? Get on the stick, we need to know!

01:01Well, Tom, it could be the Husky, or it could be the Border Collie. And we've tabulated your votes, and the winner of that battle was...

01:10The Husky! 52 to 48%. I won $5.

01:15Please, Tom, no more wagering on the battles, okay?

01:18But I don't get paid enough to sit here and listen to you jibber-jabber all day.

01:22Alright, so in today's championship matchup, it will be the Husky versus the Pit Bull!

01:28This is a real throwdown! I'm going to make some money today!

01:32Tom, are you texting your bookie right now?

01:34Right! Let's get ready to rap battle!

01:52Hit it!

02:03Two times I've killed with my skill, my rhymes so sick I'm leaf, you feelin' ill?

02:08Call Balto, cause you need to be rescued. God bless you, I'ma mess you up, dog.

02:15I'll burn you like a Yule log, I may be breathin' city smoke, but this is just my profile.

02:19Your reaction to my raps will be purely Pavlovian, droolin' when the show begins till the rollercoaster ends.

02:24You're bewitched when I flip my scripts, I'm the kit, the caboodle, plus an extra bag of chips.

02:29Equipped when they freezin' over H-E double hockey sticks, cause I stay on top of it like where a jockey sits.

02:35Huh! Ski's got nothin' on me, can't compare to my verbal agility.

02:40My finesse in this lyrical game will break your back like my name was Bane!

02:45Bring the pain!

02:46My fur coat's hot enough to pop popcorn up in it, while your nomenclature nailed it, man, you're just the pits.

02:52You submit, I deride, and you'll need a Berlitz guide to translate how I berate how wacky spit.

02:58I ain't no slave pullin' sleds through the snow, the pitbull goes where the pitbull wants to go.

03:04I'll flex my muscle cause I'm through with bein' nice, I'll settle this tussle, put this husky on ice.

03:09When the blitz explodes from this prose overdose, you'll be lookin' dumber than some juggalos pickin' they noses.

03:15Bozo strikin' tacky tough guy poses, a grumpy punk ogre that's hopelessly bogus.

03:20Husky's hardcore, I'm built to explore, I've been around the block like the line for Star Wars.

03:25It's funny that you should bring up juggalos, cause their entire look is based on you, you know.

03:31Go sip some Faygo, my rhymes are fuego, you're a clown and your posse's insane.

03:36Sorry to put you down, but your breed is inane.

03:39Straight up to bomb mics, the Klondike, James Bond strikes, toss the room like a poltergeist.

03:44Vocabulary's scary, bringin' you to vomit retching, I know I'm winnin' cause it's written in the comment section.

03:49Let me read a comment that I found today.

03:52Pitbull, pitbull, pitbull, pitbull all the way.

03:55That ain't my words, baby, that's a quote.

03:57The husky is finished, now that's what I wrote.

04:00This ain't suitable for you, just use your little noodle, boo-boo.

04:03You're doodlin' in class and rollin' round in poodle doo-doo.

04:06While I be scholarly, summa cum laude, I got Benzes and Audys, your face is lookin' pouty.

04:11My face looks sad, it's because I feel bad for you.

04:14Usin' baby words like boo-boo and doo-doo, I'm a grown dog and I fend for myself.

04:19When this battle's through, I'll have a trophy on my shelf.

04:21So head back north, your igloo awaits you.

04:24Defeat the Pitbull? No can do.

04:27I knocked you out with my very first hit.

04:29This is my pit, so cut your bull.

04:32They think I'm hunky, cause with me problems get solved.

04:35You're a big lunk and clumsier than Griswold's.

04:38I'm what evolution built to impress.

04:40I got abs that be rippled like the grooves in a panini press.

04:43So hit the road, it's a long way home.

04:45You just lost your juice mid-game like the Superdome.

04:54What a ferocious clash of titans!

04:57Completely off the chain, I mean the chain is on another continent!

05:02Yes, it was very good.

05:04Very good? It was spectacular!

05:06Okay, well, be sure to vote in the comments section below.

05:10And we'll see who wins the grand prize, a golden fire hydrant.

05:15Oh, that is quite a trophy. I'd like to mark that territory, if you know what I mean.

05:20Oh, I know what you mean.

05:21I'd like to lap up a whole bowl of water.

05:23You wanna pee on it?

05:24And pee on it with the force of a thousand streams.

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