Jenna Marbles Parody - How to Avoid Getting Petted... - Kitten on a Keyboard - video Dailymotion

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00:00All right, so I'm pretty sure Dinah Marbles invented this.

00:04I'm pretty positive, because it wasn't me.

00:07This is the most perfect way to get humans to stop petting you that you don't want to

00:11get petted by.

00:12If you do this, I guarantee whoever's petting you will stop petting you.

00:16So I started doing this when I'd be out with my cat friends.

00:19I'm all lying around on my back, being warm, got my cat belly hanging out.

00:25Not in the mood at all to get petted.

00:27Mother Fluffa, can't you see I'm having me time?

00:30I don't want to get petted by you.

00:32Now don't get me wrong, 99.9% of the time I will get petted by anyone that comes up

00:38to me, and I'm super nice.

00:40You can ask any kitty, it's a fact.

00:43But as soon as your hand pats my tummy without me knowing, then I'm not happy.

00:48I don't want your hand rubbing all up against my belly.

00:52We do not know each other.

00:53This is all happening so fast.

00:56And I get fleas from this.

00:57So what do you do?

00:59You grab and kick.

01:00But that doesn't work though.

01:02You can turn around and tell a human, meow, hiss.

01:06They don't care.

01:07They hear stuff like that all the time.

01:09So what I started doing is this.

01:11Human comes up to you, starts petting on you, you turn around and you give her one of these.

01:18Now the trick is, you don't say anything the whole time.

01:23You sit there, frozen.

01:25Don't change your face, don't look around, don't purr.

01:28Just sit there.

01:29Now most people's first reaction is human's gonna think it's cute.

01:33She's gonna be like, aw, adorbs.

01:35Just stand there.

01:36And it might get a little mushy.

01:39She'll be like, meow, meow, meow, fluffy little baby, I'm gonna pet your wittle, wittle belly.

01:44Just sit there.

01:47Then they're gonna say something like, I'm gonna go get my camera.

01:51And walk away.

01:52I swear, it's like the greatest thing Jenna ever came up with.

01:56You can use it for virtually any occasion for someone you don't want to get petted by.

02:01Mailman asks you, excuse me miss, can I give you a belly rub?

02:06No, you can't.

02:07I'm enjoying the sunbeam and you smell like dogs.

02:10Just give him this one.

02:13He does not want to pet you anymore.

02:15Knock, knock, knock on your door.

02:16Who's that?

02:17Excuse me miss, do you have time to learn about dogs?

02:20No, no I do not.

02:22It's like 2am on a caturday night.

02:24How long is this gonna take?

02:25I got cat stuff to do.

02:27You seem like an animal person though, I feel bad hissing.

02:31Just throw him the face for a while.

02:35They'll leave your house right away.

02:37It's fluffy.

02:38As long as you don't care that human will forever think that you're the strangest kitty

02:42they've ever met in their entire life, everything works out fluffy.

02:46You are welcome.

Jenna Marbles Parody - How to Avoid Getting Petted... - Kitten on a Keyboard

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