Not Giving a Fluff! - Kitten on a Keyboard - video Dailymotion

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00:00If curiosity killed the cat, then I guess it's good that I don't give a fluff!

00:04So there's this saying I heard the other day, and it goes like this,

00:10If you're not interested, you're not interesting.

00:13What?

00:14So what you're saying is, if I'm not interested by lots of stuff in life,

00:18like the latest Rubbermouse cat toys,

00:20or if I'm not interested in what's going on in the world, like

00:23why is this string dangling in front of my face,

00:25or if I'm not interested in your latest catnip score,

00:28then that means I'm not interesting.

00:30I'm not an interesting cat!

00:32What a bunch of malarkey!

00:34I find the more I ignore the dancing string, the more it wants my attention.

00:38And the less I care about Rubbermouse toys,

00:40the more variety of mouse toys my human brings home.

00:44My point is, my human gets more interested in me,

00:47the more I show disinterest in her.

00:50Here's my philosophy.

00:51Don't give a fluff, you'll get more stuff.

00:54Let me put this in a human perspective.

00:57It's like when you really like a girl,

00:59and you like her so much that you come off desperate when you ask her out.

01:02I'm talking to you, Jedi Stopper TK-421.

01:05Busted!

01:07You're just gonna creep her out.

01:09Don't give her so much attention, you weirdo.

01:12Play it cool and show a little disinterest, like me.

01:15Do you wanna nap, and have delicious wet food brought to your room,

01:18and get scratched behind your ears,

01:20and shower with affection so much that it actually makes you sick?

01:24Well, I do.

01:25I'm living the dream, sweet peas.

01:27I'm not curious about the dream.

01:29I'm living the dream.

01:31So much so, the dream is boring to me.

01:35See, when you're bored, that's when you're truly happy,

01:38cause that means everything is super duper, dudes.

01:41So maybe I'm boring after all.

01:43And that's fine with me.

01:45P.S. I know it's my human dangling the string in my face.

01:48Don't tell her, though.

01:49I don't wanna shatter the illusion.

01:51She's a fragile being.

01:53Stay fluffy, my friends!

Not Giving a Fluff! - Kitten on a Keyboard

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