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  • 4/17/2015
The final showdown.
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The final showdown between Jake and his tormentor.

Written and Directed by Stephen Cedars and Benji Kleiman
Visual Effects by Scott Yacyshyn
Voices by Stephen Cedars and Benji Kleiman
Music by Jonathan Hartman
Interloper by Kevin Macleod
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Category

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Animals
Transcript
00:00Look down there at all those little snails.
00:18They look like tiny ants.
00:24Of course, everything seems tiny when you're the police chief and the big boss.
00:33Isn't that right, Jake?
00:36You killed Sheldon, betrayed your daughter, and f***ed with the wrong snail.
01:06You know why you're going to lose?
01:08Because you're weak.
01:09You care about other snails too much, instead of trying to cover your own tail.
01:22I can't breathe.
01:25What is that white stuff on your shell?
01:35That's how I keep my hat on.
01:42Have I saved your life enough times today?
01:50Tell me about it, you slimy beauty.
01:52Come here.
01:53Okay, I'm coming.
01:54I'm coming to you.
01:55I'll come to you.
01:56Oh, you're coming to me too?
01:58And you come to me.
01:59I'm coming.
02:00Okay.
02:01Here we go, here we go, here we go.
02:02Just get in there.
02:06I'm going to kiss you so bad when I get here.
02:09I'm going to kiss you so...
02:11I can't wait to kiss you.
02:15A little more.
02:17Hold on, hold on.
02:18A little more.
02:24What are we going to do about him?
02:31Happy snail trails, Alons.
02:36Happy snail trails, Alons.
02:50Jake, this place is about to blow.
02:53It's a self-destruct mechanism.
02:55Let's go.
02:56Quick.
02:57Is that a jet plane?
02:58He had three jet planes?
03:00Quick, through this room with LCD TVs.
03:02What do you think those TVs are used for?
03:04Oh, my God.
03:05They're all getting exploded.
03:06Come on, Shelly.
03:07Whoa, whoa.
03:08Oh, my God.
03:09Oh, my God.
03:10Pass me those two machine guns.
03:11Whoa.
03:12Whoa.
03:13I'm running out of everything.
03:14Wow.
03:15A Picasso.
03:16Wow.
03:17A Van Gogh.
03:18Oh, I'm shooting all of them.
03:19Oh, my God.
03:20You shot the painting.
03:21Oops, oops, oops.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23This is really wild stuff.
03:24Come on, Shelly.
03:25Oh, no.
03:26Oh, my God.
03:27Robot soldiers.
03:28That's the devil.
03:29Ow.
03:30I broke that one's neck.
03:31He got exploded.
03:32Let's go.
03:33Come on, Shelly.
04:03I love you, Jake. I love you, Shelly.
04:08Okay, okay, let's keep it PG. I don't think we need any more kids.
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