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Kyle and Norma try to adopt out their new kittens. Subscribe to The Pet Collective: http://bit.ly/tpcsub Website: http://www.thepetcollective.tv Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thepetcollective Twitter: https://twitter.com/petcollectiveTV Tumblr: http://thepetcollective.tumblr.com Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/petcollectivetv/ Google+: http://gplus.to/thepetcollective  Kyle and Norma discover their cat just had kittens.  Turns out Mitten wasn't just fat, she was pregnant fat.  Can't possibly keep the whole little, they try to adopt them out to the perfect pet parent.    Producer - Hai-Lam Phan Director - Jeremy Hill Director of Photography - Hai-Lam Phan  Starring: Colleen Ballinger, Chris O'Brien, Diane Wilson, Garren Stitt, Apama Doris, Faris Jaclyn, and Ryan Kemp

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00:00♪

00:13Hey Norma?

00:14Yeah?

00:15How many cats do we normally have?

00:18Is this a trick question?

00:19No.

00:20One.

00:22Shoot.

00:24Oh, you poor baby!

00:26You weren't just normal fat, you were pregnant fat!

00:30What are we going to do though?

00:32I mean, we can't keep all of them.

00:35Right?

00:36That would be crazy.

00:37I mean, sure, they're adorable.

00:40The most.

00:41But that would be crazy, right?

00:43Right!

00:44Crazy!

00:45No matter how adorable they obviously are.

00:48We could take them to the shelter.

00:50Yeah, but who knows how long they'd be there.

00:52And the older cats might get jealous of how young and cute they are.

00:56Well that's unacceptable!

00:57We have to find these irresistible kittens, the perfect owners who somehow aren't us.

01:02Agreed.

01:03Divide and conquer?

01:06And if you could just fill out a few things for me on this form here?

01:09Your marital status, your median household income, your work schedule, your arrest records,

01:13any allergies to medications that you might have, any charitable organizations that you belong to,

01:17any desserts that you can effectively bake, your drug history,

01:20any make-a-wishes that you've personally granted, your favorite historical cat.

01:23So, why don't you take a second and pick which color collar you'd have this little lady wear?

01:27Uh, I guess this one?

01:29Oh my gosh!

01:31I feel that pink is definitely her color.

01:34You two must really have a connection.

01:37Thanks.

01:38But the fact that you'd make an indoor cat wear a collar disgusts me.

01:43Do you feel capable of providing a warm and loving home for these kittens?

01:46Of course! I just adore cats.

01:49Okay, well, they're not cats. They're kittens.

01:53Okay, that's quite enough.

01:56You really need to learn a thing or two about personal space.

01:59Come here, come here. She's not going to hurt you.

02:01I'm just going to need you to fill out this form with your median household income.

02:04Already finished it for you. There you go.

02:06And I've actually also included a map of my home.

02:08As you can see, I've highlighted the very best kitty napping spots throughout.

02:12I'd like to see how the kittens respond to your touch.

02:15Aren't you beautiful babies?

02:19Pretty good, actually.

02:21Here's my social security card.

02:23Here is my passport.

02:26And here's my list of emergency contact numbers

02:29for people who will care for the kittens whenever I have to leave the home.

02:32You know, to go get more cat toys.

02:35Damn, that's good.

02:37And here is a notarized copy of my grandfather's last will and testament

02:40affirming I'm the sole heir to the Kitty Feast empire.

02:43Victor Kitty Feast. Nice to meet you.

02:47When I do stare, see how the subject quakes.

02:50I pardon and answer.

02:51Are you kidding me?

03:06That ended up being way harder than I expected.

03:08Yeah, I know what you mean.

03:10But I know I left mine in the hands of the right fella.

03:12Yeah, mine found a truly loving home.

03:15We did the right thing.

03:16It's for the best.

03:21I totally kept all the cats.

03:25I know this is probably the responsible thing to do.

03:28This might be the coolest Christmas present of all time.

03:31I know.

03:33But our budget can't handle any more kittens.

03:36Hey, at least this is one of those gifts that keeps on giving.

03:40I know.

03:41But our budget can't handle any more kittens.

03:44Hey, at least this is one of those gifts that keeps on giving.

03:47Hey, at least this is one of those gifts that keeps on giving.

03:50Or taking away.

03:54Say fixed!

03:55Fixed!

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