Call of Duty Parody - Call of Doody - video Dailymotion

Jukin Media

Poop is an epidemic. Be Careful where you step. Subscribe to The Pet Collective: http://bit.ly/tpcsub Website: http://www.thepetcollective.tv Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thepetcollective Twitter: https://twitter.com/petcollectiveTV Tumblr: http://thepetcollective.tumblr.com Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/petcollectivetv/ Google+: http://gplus.to/thepetcollective  Mark has a mission. Walk the dog, drop the package and get the hell of out there!  Director/GFX/Editor - Nick Fabiano Writer / Producer - Matt Pagourgis Writer/Actor/Producer - Ben Stumpf Camera Op/Rig/Voice - Wes Marsala GFX - Josh Abramoff COD Consultant/Color Correction/Sound Design - Hunter Hill Actor - Tom Maynard Dogs - Harvey(Hero) Jazz(BG) Production Coordinator - Alison Womby PA - Scott Kelley Line Producer - Katie Peck Location - C.J. Arabia

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00:00 *typing*

00:02 Hey Mark?

00:04 Yeah Ma, what's up?

00:06 Can you take the dog for a walk?

00:08 Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it later.

00:10 Don't forget, remember what happened last time the dog pooped on the carpet?

00:12 Don't worry about it, I got it.

00:14 Are you going?

00:16 Fine, I'll go now!

00:18 *growls*

00:20 Poop on the carpet, I'll show you poop on the carpet.

00:22 Alright, I got a lot of tennis balls.

00:24 I got the leash.

00:26 Now let's get the dog.

00:28 Now let's get the dog.

00:30 *footsteps*

00:32 *music*

00:34 *music*

00:36 *music*

00:38 *music*

00:40 *music*

00:42 *music*

00:44 *music*

00:46 *music*

00:48 Okay boy, here's our mission. We're gonna go for a walk.

00:50 You'll drop your bomb, we'll turn back around,

00:52 we'll rendezvous with mom at home.

00:54 Hey you! Huh? You better clean up after that dog!

00:56 No one cleans up after that dog here, it's everywhere.

00:58 Aw man, what a noob.

01:00 Let's go buddy.

01:02 Let's cross the street safely,

01:04 check your three and nine for bogeys.

01:06 Head east at the sidewalk, take the left side.

01:08 Ordinance ahead, watch your step.

01:10 Ah ha, that's a dirty bomb.

01:12 Alright, eight meters of target,

01:14 get tubes, prep for flow.

01:16 *footsteps*

01:18 *music*

01:20 Good boy.

01:22 Hey Mark, oh good one.

01:24 Copy that, package dropped, good job.

01:26 You better pick up that poop.

01:28 Oh crap, I'm out of poop bags.

01:30 What else can I use?

01:32 Ah, sock, this will have to do.

01:34 Ah, contact!

01:36 I've been hit! Medic!

01:38 Ah, it's burning my eyes.

01:40 Pick it up, pick it up.

01:42 Ah, poop!

01:44 Medic!

01:46 I'm coming!

01:48 I got you!

01:50 I got poop on my hand.

01:52 I got poop on my hand.

01:54 *music*

01:56 *footsteps*

01:58 Hey! Hey man!

02:00 Poop bag's in sight.

02:02 I'm going in, cover me.

02:04 *footsteps*

02:06 Ouch!

02:08 Got it!

02:10 Now let's get this package and go home.

02:12 *music*

02:14 Oh boy, it's still hot.

02:16 Wait, where are you going?

02:18 Stop! Stop!

02:20 Where'd he go? He just disappeared.

02:22 Where'd he go? Ah, I lost my dog.

02:24 Ah, lost dog fliers. Perfect.

02:28 Ah, I gotta post these quick.

02:32 *fast forward*

02:34 *fast forward*

02:48 Ah, there you are buddy.

02:50 We need to stick together.

02:52 You wanna play some fetch?

02:54 I got a ball here. Let's play some fetch.

02:56 Come here buddy.

02:58 You ready?

03:00 No! No! Too soon! Too soon!

03:02 Ah, come on.

03:04 Where'd you go buddy?

03:06 Come on!

03:08 Where are you at?

03:10 Ah, there you are.

03:12 Just stay there, I'm coming to get ya.

03:14 Hey! Hey! You control that dog.

03:16 Ah, not this guy again.

03:18 I mean it! I mean it!

03:20 Ow! Stomach!

03:22 Hey pal.

03:24 Let's go home.

03:26 *music*

03:28 *music*

03:30 *music*

03:32 *music*

03:34 Ah, I'm glad that's over.

03:36 I can put these things away

03:38 and I can get back to my game.

03:40 *footsteps*

03:42 *footsteps*

03:44 Hey Mark, take out the trash.

03:46 Ah, come on Ma.

03:48 Hey, thanks for watching.

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03:54 *screech*

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03:58 *music*

04:00 *music*

Call of Duty Parody - Call of Doody

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