The Oscars 2014 - Best Picture Nominees (Cute Pug Version)

  • 9 years ago
Izzy the pug gives the rundown on this years Best Picture Nominees
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Oscars 2014 Best Picture (Pug) Nominees:

The Wolf Of Wall Street
Gravity
Nebraska
Her
American Hustle
Philomena
12 Years A Slave
Dallas Buyers Club
Captain Phillips

Editor/producer/camera/graphics: Nick Fabiano
Graphics: Phillip Cruess
Producer/writer: Chad Hursa
The most talented dog in the world: Izzy the Pug
Actor/voice over: Ben Stumpf
Key grip: Wes Marsala
Super helper: Alison Womby

Category

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Animals
Transcript
00:00And I told the guy, I don't even know how to ride a bike.
00:08I was fortunate enough to have a very prolific year.
00:10Of course, I had to carry my master through all the films, but anyway, here are the nominees.
00:17The Wolf of Wall Street.
00:19My name is J.J.
00:20Barkfoot.
00:21The year I turned 26, or three to you, I buried 49 bones in the backyard, which really bites
00:28my tail, because it was three shy of one week.
00:32I don't work for you.
00:33You have my bones taped to your body.
00:35Technically, you do work for me.
00:38Oh.
00:39Gravity.
00:40I'm off leash, I'm off leash!
00:45My master's gonna kill me!
00:52Nebraska.
00:53So, you told Animal Control you were walking to the pet store.
01:00That's right.
01:01To get my free dog bones.
01:03See?
01:04Free bones.
01:05It says, with the purchase of a $300 deluxe dog house.
01:10It's a scam.
01:12Could you spot me $300?
01:15Her.
01:17Hello.
01:20How long before you're able to breed?
01:22Well, you like to sniff around.
01:26How would you pet me?
01:28I would start with your head and work my way to your tail, and then start over.
01:34I'd probably give you a little rub behind your ears.
01:38I'd sniff your butt.
01:40You're my master now.
01:42I never loved anyone the way I love you.
01:44American Hustle.
01:47Is Fido here?
01:48It's a fake.
01:49That's impossible.
01:50Who's the real artist?
01:52The master?
01:53Or the dog?
01:58You ever took a drink from the toilet?
02:00What?
02:01And you stalled.
02:02I just got bigger bones than you.
02:05Philomena.
02:06Hey, Philomena.
02:09Should we go for a walk?
02:10Or we could stay in and watch Walk Like a Man on the television.
02:15It's about a dog that swaps places with its owner.
02:18He never had it so dog gone good.
02:21It looks hilarious, Martin.
02:23Becomes man.
02:24I'd rather die.
02:25Starring Adam Sandler.
02:2612 years a slave.
02:31This morning I was with my family eating breakfast as usual.
02:40Now my master has caged me.
02:43Why?
02:44For what?
02:46This cruelty.
02:47What have I done to deserve this?
02:51Can't I be trusted about the house?
02:5412 seconds.
02:57Dallas Buyers Club.
02:59That new high-protein kilotestin?
03:02I need to get my paws on that.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05It doesn't work that way.
03:06Alright.
03:07Are you trafficking kibble from the neighbor's yard and running an underground ring out of
03:10the doghouse?
03:12Welcome to the Dallas Kibble Club.
03:15Alright.
03:16Alright.
03:17Rayon, did you put these pictures of Boa George in here?
03:20Captain Phillips.
03:24There's a wicked small boat approaching wicked fast.
03:31It's got a wicked small dog on it with a wicked small assault rifle.
03:35Don't worry.
03:36We know the boat.
03:37Our crew's smarter than him.
03:38Hey.
03:39Hey.
03:40Relax.
03:41Everything gonna be okay.
03:42Look at me.
03:43Look at me.
03:44Look at me.
03:45I'm the master now.
03:47Guys, you gotta see this.
03:49There's a talking dog in the boat.
03:52Wow!
03:53There's a few people I gotta thank.
03:55I wanna thank my pups at home.
03:56I hope you're not still up.
03:58If you are, go to bed.
03:59I gotta thank my master for being in all the movies with me and get some acting lessons.

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