00:00I
00:04Remember the outside world like it was yesterday
00:07My name is Piper Catman. I carried a bag of drug money once for an international smuggling ring
00:13I really wish the bags weren't see-through. That's how I ended up here
00:18Sentenced nine lives the food was terrible. The cats here were crazy. Stay out of my kitchen
00:25It was a tough life. I had to fix a laser pointer without thumbs
00:29It was all I had and even that was taken from me
00:33I looked all around and I couldn't find it the worst part. I was in here with her my nemesis
00:41Piper it's me Alex. You ratted me out. Can't believe we used to share the same litter box
00:48You weren't complaining when I was grooming you
00:51I knew I had to make friends quick if I was going to survive dandelion. I brought you a flower
00:57Thank you crazy eyes and now you my wife wait, do you cats have wives help I'm trapped
01:04Don't leave me Piper. Oh
01:06Look at those glasses
01:08She's so cute. I helped Alex. I know what it's like to be stuck in a box. I heart you
01:14What is that? I love you for pussies. Yeah, what else would it mean?
01:19Oh how I long for my former stray lifestyle watching the birds and hunting rodents
01:25But now I'm a simple house cat
01:32No, really though everyone is crazy
01:55You
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