Orange is the New Black (Cute Kitten Parody)

Jukin Media

Orange is the New Black - Tabby is the New Cat! Subscribe to The Pet Collective: http://bit.ly/tpcsub Website: http://www.thepetcollective.tv Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thepetcollective Twitter: https://twitter.com/petcollectiveTV Tumblr: http://thepetcollective.tumblr.com Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/petcollectivetv/ Google+: http://gplus.to/thepetcollective  Petflix presents - Orange is the New Black with cute kittens. Piper Catman was caught smuggling international drugs and now she's forced to live a domestic cat life along side Crazy Eyes, Red and Alex.   Special Thanks:  Cats at the Studios http://www.catsatthestudios.com/  Voice-Over by: Janell Lenfert  Producer: Brittni Brown Associate Producer: Chad Hursa Production Assistant: Nick Hoskins Editor: Brittni Brown

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00:00I

00:04Remember the outside world like it was yesterday

00:07My name is Piper Catman. I carried a bag of drug money once for an international smuggling ring

00:13I really wish the bags weren't see-through. That's how I ended up here

00:18Sentenced nine lives the food was terrible. The cats here were crazy. Stay out of my kitchen

00:25It was a tough life. I had to fix a laser pointer without thumbs

00:29It was all I had and even that was taken from me

00:33I looked all around and I couldn't find it the worst part. I was in here with her my nemesis

00:41Piper it's me Alex. You ratted me out. Can't believe we used to share the same litter box

00:48You weren't complaining when I was grooming you

00:51I knew I had to make friends quick if I was going to survive dandelion. I brought you a flower

00:57Thank you crazy eyes and now you my wife wait, do you cats have wives help I'm trapped

01:04Don't leave me Piper. Oh

01:06Look at those glasses

01:08She's so cute. I helped Alex. I know what it's like to be stuck in a box. I heart you

01:14What is that? I love you for pussies. Yeah, what else would it mean?

01:19Oh how I long for my former stray lifestyle watching the birds and hunting rodents

01:25But now I'm a simple house cat

01:32No, really though everyone is crazy

01:55You

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