TED TALKS - Kittens on Net Neutrality (Cute Kitten Version) - video Dailymotion

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00:00Hello, friends. People have been talking a lot about net neutrality lately, but I would

00:07like to talk about net neutrality kitty. Think about your day. Remember that one time you

00:13found the perfect spot on the windowsill, right behind the curtain, there was a bird

00:17outside on a branch, and your owner came home and you ignored him? That's net neutrality

00:22to a cat. You can do what you want, have access to what you want, and just do you. Now consider

00:29the opposite. When net neutrality is taken away, it's like when a human tries to pick

00:33you up against your will, and the claws come out, someone else is trying to control you

00:38and your enjoyment of life. Now, if you look at the changing net neutrality from the perspective

00:43of a kitten, the whole dynamic changes. Scenario 1. If net neutrality changes and internet

00:49streaming speeds were slowed down, it would be much harder to watch your kitten videos

00:53online because streaming could be an issue. That could result in less famous internet

00:57cats, a decline in memes, less viral videos, potentially less kitten adoptions, and you

01:04humans would have nothing to do at work when you're bored. Scenario 2. As a continuation

01:09of scenario 1, people could get more frustrated with the internet and choose not to be online,

01:15which would mean more laptop keyboards would be available for kittens to lay on, and we

01:19see that as a big plus. Less famous internet cats would give our feline race time to regroup

01:25and regain our privacy, and the ability to express our general disinterest to the humans

01:30of the world. And, I mean, less kitten adoptions would mean more cats roaming the streets,

01:35and then eventually, we could have our uprising, and it would be Planet of the Apes type sh**.

01:41We would ride horses and shoot bazookas, and there would be a lot of fire and a lot of

01:45screaming. Okay, have a good day, and remember, come back next time to join us about our discussion

01:50on kitty litter.

TED TALKS - Kittens on Net Neutrality (Cute Kitten Version)

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