00:00 A fortune is missing from a regional bank.
00:05 Police are calling it one of the largest cash heists ever on American soil.
00:09 The estimated haul, 17 million dollars.
00:13 Authorities have no leads as to the identity of these criminal masterminds.
00:17 Let's do it.
00:18 Let's rob Loomis Fargo.
00:19 Ow!
00:20 Oh, David!
00:21 I think that bullet just went straight between your cheeks.
00:22 Yeah, it feels like it just grazed my biscuits.
00:23 Right down the middle.
00:24 Right there in betwixt them.
00:33 Dear merciful Lord, it's me, David.
00:35 Is he praying?
00:37 Forgive me for stealing all this loot.
00:39 He's praying.
00:40 I promise I'm going to do something noble with it.
00:42 Like?
00:43 Opening a teen camp for at-risk horses.
00:45 He's so lame.
00:46 So, who do y'all want me to kill?
01:05 Not in front of all.
01:06 Is it one of them?
01:07 No.
01:08 David?
01:09 Yes, ma'am.
01:10 Just hold on.
01:11 I'm right here.
01:12 Don't worry about a fight.
01:13 I'm right here.
01:14 Oh, Lord, that's a cheap door.
01:16 You gotta give me a three-count next time.
01:22 Brace your boobies.
01:24 What?
01:25 Sometimes the only way out is through.
01:28 No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:29 Sabotage!
01:29 Sabotage!
01:31 Sabotage!
01:33 (dramatic music)
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