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00:00A knife for getting things out of a horse's foot.
00:02I've always wanted one of these.
00:04Ah!
00:05Medical.
00:06Ha!
00:07A farce.
00:08A criminal farce.
00:09Me.
00:10Ace.
00:11Flaming one.
00:12I'll tell you, mate, two of everything you should have two of and you're in.
00:15Hey!
00:16Hey!
00:17Hey!
00:18Hey!
00:19Hey!
00:20Get out!
00:21Get out!
00:22Get out!
00:23Get out!
00:24Get out!
00:25Get out!
00:26Get out!
00:28If you've never been doubled up before, if you've never lost your breath laughing, we
00:32warn you it could happen now.
00:35Get your hair cut in the morning.
00:36As you watch a bunch of physical jerks, a proper shower of misbegotten misfits who never
00:41miss a trick.
00:42Now I'm a quiet, reasonable, humane man.
00:43I know.
00:44My mother told me.
00:45Oh yes, I had a mother and a father, even though I'm a sergeant.
00:46Can I report sick, please?
00:47William Hartnell.
00:48As Sergeant Grimshaw.
00:49Shirley Eaton.
00:50As Mary.
00:51A honey pining for a honeymoon.
00:52Just married to a ripe Charlie Bob Monkhouse.
00:53Do you want leave to get married, do you?
00:54Oh, no, sir.
00:55No, sir.
00:56It's just that I want to arrange things.
00:57Dirty rotter.
00:58Eric Barker.
00:59As Captain Potts.
01:00Dora Bryan.
01:01The naffy cook.
01:02I'm not a cook.
01:03I'm not a cook.
01:04I'm not a cook.
01:05I'm not a cook.
01:06I'm not a cook.
01:07I'm not a cook.
01:08I'm not a cook.
01:09I'm not a cook.
01:10I'm not a cook.
01:11I'm not a cook.
01:12I'm not a cook.
01:13I'm not a cook.
01:14I'm not a cook.
01:15Bill Owen.
01:16As Captain Potts.
01:17Dora Bryan.
01:18The naffy cook.
01:19Who whips up a little passion with Kenneth Connor.
01:22As Private Horace Strong, the hypochondriac.
01:24Why are you so frightened of love, Horace?
01:27Let me get out.
01:28I'm ill.
01:29I've got to take a pill.
01:30Hattie Jakes.
01:31The M.O.
01:32Bill Owen.
01:33As Corporal Copping.
01:34Charles Hortory.
01:35As Private Goat Lightly.
01:36Hattie!
01:37Owen!
01:38Stop!
01:40Stop!
01:41Get out!
01:47Let go!
01:48Let go!
01:51Let go!
01:54Let go.
01:56Stop.
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