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The Human Tornado (1976)
R | 98 min | Action, Comedy, Drama | 2 October 1976 (USA)

Dolemite gets into trouble after he is caught sleeping with the sheriff's wife. He quickly splits. While on the run he encounters a madam running a house of female martial artists. They are in the midst of fighting with a local gangster and enlist his help.

Director: Cliff Roquemore

Writers: Jerry Jones (screenplay), Rudy Ray Moore (character created by)

Stars: Rudy Ray Moore, Lady Reed, Jimmy Lynch
Transcript
00:00If you praise satisfaction, this is the place to find that action.
00:05Come into this theater as its next attraction.
00:08Here's a picture that will put you in faction.
00:11The Human Tornado.
00:14He made me do it.
00:16Bitch, are you for real?
00:22That motherfucker caught me in the bed with his wife.
00:25Now he want to try to take my life.
00:27Go step on it and step on it quick.
00:30Burn some rubber or we gonna deal with that bitch.
00:34Drive, nigga, drive. Drive, nigga, drive.
00:37He think he's bad and he ain't got no class.
00:41I'm gonna wrap this shotgun up his motherfucking ass.
00:48Yeah, I'm the Human Tornado.
00:51I used an earthquake to make this happen.
00:54I used an earthquake to make my boom shake.
00:57I eat an avalanche when I want ice cream.
01:00I punched a hurricane and made it a breeze.
01:03The Human Tornado.
01:20Hey.
01:24Hey.
01:54Hey.
02:11The Human Tornado.

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