One day I reviewed Stupid F**king Bird. I f**king encourage all to go
Anton Chekov: One day I got shat on by a seagull. I f**king said "Stupid f**king bird" and killed a gull in a play. Aaron Posner: One day I was reading Chekov. I f**king chose to accommodate "The Seagull" into a comedy where folks would really laugh and may use words that individuals could not use on stage in a pre-George Carlin 1895. My life is not bound by tradition. I really could switch the names of the characters as you will see below. Emma Arkadiana (Amy Pietz) is first and foremost a well-known celebrity: One day I got old. I f**king hate anything that shows my age. My life is so distressed. I really could forgive my lover's many infidelities provided that they're with talentless wannabes. Conrad Arkadina (Will Bradley), the twentysomething son of famed celebrity Emma Arkadina, is the primary character: One day I was too old for my wanna be eternally youthful mom. I f**king became an albatross pulling my mother into middle age. My life is so sad I could kill myself, twice. Dr. Eugene Sorn (Aryle Gross), the older or smaller brother of Emma Arkadina, is alone in life: One day, after years of basking in brooding adulation, myself was too old to be Emma's brother. Myself f**king no longer lived in her darkness but threatened to darken her days. My life is empty. Myself really could fade into anonymity. Doyle Trigorin (Matthew Floyd Miller) is gifted enough to be a golden boy facing his mid-life crisis with various short lived liaisons with youthful gifted women: My life is really dull I could use some melodrama and adulation-laced sex. One day myself could no longer bear Nina's clinging talentless body. Myself f**king needed to be with someone who really comprehended artistry and was too old to leave me. Nina Zachery (Zarah Mahler) the youth buddy and love of Conrad needs to be an actress like Emma: My life is messed up.
