BODY STASHERS: Woman Keeps Dead Husband's Corpse In Bedroom For 6-Months, Prays To God For Resurrection

We all know that God gave humans his only Son (who was also still God) in the form of a man named Jesus (H. Christ, to be specific), who humanity killed (as God intended), and then was resurrected three days later (kinda like a zombie, but without the brain-eating), to make sure we all go to heaven when we die. These are facts. That's why it's only natural that a woman in Canada would keep her dead husband's body with her and their six children locked in his room while praying to God that he resurrect him like he did Jesus. Duh.

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