When you order a bucket of fried chicken at KFC, you are usually given three choices - original recipe, extra crispy or grilled. If you notice, I didn't give you the option of substituting a rat for the chicken. Well, according to one man, that's exactly what he got. And, to be fair, it does kinda, sorta (I guess) look like one. But when KFC offered to test it for him, he went MIA and never coughed up the rat. Instead, he said he's gonna lawyer up. I say, lawyer up. The Colonel is one bad ass mother f***er.