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  • 11 years ago
Comedy (2007) 75 minutes ~ Color

STASH follows the misadventures of Jimmy Fox (Brian King), a good-hearted nebbish, who hits on the business idea of a lifetime. For a modest fee, he and his cousin Bobby (Will Clinger) come to your home (in the event of your death) and secretly remove all your porn before your spouse or children have a chance to find it. Jimmy calls the process “PMR” (post mortem retrieval).

But major trouble is on the horizon. Jimmy’s long suffering wife Alice (Mary Kay Cook), is at her wits end. Jimmy’s in-laws, the Bookenlachers (Marilyn Chambers and Tim Kazurinsky), are threatening legal Action. But it all finally comes to a head when a mysterious client known only as Mister X (Jim Carrane) walks through Jimmy’s door.

A sinister-looking children’s entertainer, a man obsessed with clowns, Mister X touches off a deep-rooted vein of paranoia within Jimmy But when Jimmy finally works up the nerve to sneak into Mister X’s basement crawlspace, the story takes an unexpected turn. In the end, Jimmy learns that nothing is as it seems.

Steeped in pitch black satire, told in the style of mock Documentary, STASH is a delicate balance of character richness and knife-edged parody.

Director: Jay Bonansinga

Writer: Jay Bonansinga

Stars: Tim Kazurinsky, Marilyn Chambers, Brian King, and Mary Kay Cook
Transcript
00:00What you are about to see is true.
00:03My name is Anastasia Royal and I directed the following documentary.
00:07At the advice of my legal team, I want to assure viewers that neither I nor my cameraman
00:11Mikey Fitzgerald were responsible for any of the mishaps that occurred during this production,
00:16nor do we condone the activities of the company known as Discreet Removals.
00:22Enjoy the film.
00:23And please refer all comments, complaints, and or lawsuits to our attorney Walter Maxim
00:27Esquire.
00:30Do you ever use one of those nasal hair trimmers?
00:49No.
00:50It's right, totally out of the blue.
00:54Natalie told me that I needed to trim this stuff.
00:57Mm-hmm.
00:58Are you going to braid that shit, you know?
01:01I don't know, it's made me really self-conscious.
01:03I feel like I've got good viewing.
01:05Yeah, I think we can talk about that later.
01:07Can we talk about getting focused before we...
01:09Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:10Let's get focused.
01:20What are you doing?
01:21I'm pointing at cells that we're working with.
01:23Whoa.
01:30Nice antiques.
01:32Old fart had some money.
01:34Dude, a little respect.
01:35I'm just saying.
01:38Okay.
01:40All right.
01:42You take the third floor, I'm going to take the second floor, and then we meet up in the
01:45basement.
01:46Cool.
01:47Okay?
01:48Yeah.
01:49You got it?
01:50All right, let's do it.
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