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00:00How about if we skip the greeting, go right to the ring, and then the vows?
00:07I don't suppose there's anything wrong, do you?
00:09Nina!
00:10Are you ladies about ready in there?
00:12What the hell is this?
00:14Oh, David, just shut up and kiss me. I'll explain later.
00:16No ring! No bride! I'm Michael D. Perhamney! I declaw it!
00:19And, of course, there's the small matter that I just married my mother-in-law.
00:22Oh, not really.
00:23Well, then, how do you explain this?
00:26Lucky, aren't you?
00:28Whatever that means.
00:34Hey.
00:35Is this your Corvette?
00:36Yeah.
00:37Come on in.
00:38We're gonna party.
00:39Whoa, dude. Awesome.
00:40You don't know about what.
00:41Stop!
00:42Ahh!
00:44Like carjacks, jumped in and took off.
00:46Oh, you poor kid. What do they look like?
00:49She had brown hair and a tattoo on her shoulder.
00:52She had brown hair and a tattoo on her shoulder.
00:55A butterfly, I think.
00:57Nina?
00:58Come on. Stealing a car?
00:59But what are the odds?
01:00She's nuts.
01:01Whoa. Are we gonna catch these freaks?
01:03Presumably.
01:05I'm still spinning about it. How can I tell him?
01:08I mean, look. See? It just sort of happened.
01:11You know? Spin it, dear.
01:13Yes.
01:15I never, well, never been across.
01:18I mean, I know we got IDs, but none of them look like us.
01:20None of them look like us. Everybody's twice our age.
01:22You're so good at shooting, by the way.
01:24Yeah, I know.
01:28I'm so sorry.
01:34I think you're having second thoughts.
01:36Yeah, I think you are, too.
01:38Taking lead or seeing Oedipus Rex?
01:41Yes.
01:42Don't gouge your eyes out just yet.
01:44We haven't consummated anything.
01:47Well, God bless you all, and congratulations.
01:49You mean we carjacked a Corvette for no reason?
01:51It's a plastic, and we had to ditch the other car anyway.
01:54Why don't you call the police and report her missing?
01:56Tell them what?
01:57That I'm looking for my daughter-in-law so I can marry her?
02:00I think I'm Woody Allen.
02:05Hey, God told me he has a date for me.
02:07Really, I do.
02:12Oli!
02:14What are you doing?
02:15Coming for you.
02:16We gotta get out of here.
02:19We gotta get out of here.
02:20We gotta get out of here.
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