00:00We're fat fuck. If you have a son, probably a fat son. Everyone you know is fat son.
00:06I know the deal. As a kid you were lean, but became a fat adult.
00:10And adults don't fat shame a fat adult. Bad result.
00:14Cause now the job falls on me. You're a fat asshole.
00:17Your asshole hasn't seen much action since they sent you up the flagpole as a tadpole.
00:22Or besides your boyfriend's damn toll.
00:25But for real fatso, look at what you eat fat boy fat girl.
00:28Your fats are sat.
00:30So your seat almost collapsed when you set your fat ass on that.
00:34This also goes for thin fat people.
00:36You're not a tank, but we all know you have fat stacks in your fat bank.
00:41But it's a fat culture.
00:42Get off the oil and animal foods, won't ya?
00:45Deep down no one wants to fuck you.
00:47They might have a fat fetish, but you're a fat nasty nigg nog, so fuck you.
00:52Have some oatmeal, beans on toast, or a bean burrito.
00:56All you keto people, make the connection.
01:00Your gurus are fake as a head wig.
01:02Your diet's a dead end.
01:04Since no one teased you yet, it falls on me to do it.
01:08You fuck up everything, you huge fat ass you.
01:11Your mama's so fat.
01:12Your family's so fat.
01:14But don't be mad at me that you're fat.
01:16You should commit suicide, or commit to a diet.
01:19And vegans get off the fried shit.
01:21Losers is you.
01:22The only way you might change is if I bite your brain.
01:27If I was nice, you would say fuck it.
01:29And go back to ice cream, icing, onion rings, whatever.
01:32All your problems stem from what you eat.
01:35You're addicted to that greasy mouthfeel.
01:38Try some raisin bran, veggie soup, pasta, and red sauce.
01:42You made yourself mad.
01:44Because you're a giant sick fat body.
01:46And eat only potatoes with the skin.
01:50And gist them for some spam.
01:52Otherwise, you're just a fat nasty dumbass.
01:55And also probably a fuck ass.
01:58No fat bitch can be attractive.
02:00And no fat man has a cock that's fat man.
02:03This is from the heart, in fact.
02:05I too was once large in fat.
02:07So don't get a heart attack, fats.
02:09And don't get breast cancer, lass.
02:11To get that is bad.
02:13It's hard to get rid of that.
02:15The latter.
02:16It's unnatural.
02:17So if you want a better life, cut out butter and cheddar.
02:21Cut out the cheese.
02:23And some other things.
02:24Cut the mustard.
02:25Cut the mustard greens.
02:27But you will cut the cheese, so to speak.
02:30And if you know what I mean.
02:32In closing, you're a fat sucker.
02:35And your life's a big fat nothing.
02:37So go and do something about that problem.
02:43You're a good at it.
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