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00:00You're a fat fuck. If you have a son, probably a fat son. Everyone you know is fat son. I know the

00:06deal. As a kid, you were lean, but became a fat adult. And adults don't fat shame a fat adult.

00:13Bad result. Because now the job falls on me. You're a fat asshole. Your asshole hasn't seen

00:18much action since they sent you up the flagpole as a tadpole. Or besides, your boyfriend's damn

00:24asshole. But for real, fatso. Look at what you eat, fat boy, fat girl. Your fats are sat.

00:30So your seat almost collapsed when you set your fat ass on that. This also goes for thin

00:35fat people. You're not a tank, but we all know you have fat stacks in your fat bank. But

00:41it's a fat culture. Get off the oil and animal foods, won't you? Deep down, no one wants to

00:46fuck you. They might have a fat fetish, but you're a fat nasty nignog, so fuck you. Have

00:52some oatmeal, beans on toast, or a bean burrito. All you keto people make the

00:59connection. Your gurus are fake as a head wig. Your diet's a dead end. Since no one

01:05teased you yet, it falls on me to do it. You fuck up everything, you huge fat ass

01:10you. Your mama's so fat. Your family's so fat. But don't be mad at me that you're

01:15fat. You should commit suicide or commit to a diet. And vegans get off the fried shit.

01:21Losers is you. The only way you might change is if I bite your brain. If I was

01:27nice, you would say fuck it. And go back to ice cream, icing, onion rings, whatever. All

01:33your problems stem from what you eat. You're addicted to that greasy mouthfeel. Try some

01:38raisin bran, veggie soup, pasta, and red sauce. You made yourself mad. Cause you're a giant

01:45sick fat body. And eat only potatoes with the skin. And just them for some spam. Otherwise

01:53you're just a fat nasty dumbass. And also probably a fuck ass. No fat bitch can be attractive.

02:00And no fat man has a cock that's fat man. This is from the heart in fact. I too was once

02:06large in fat. So don't get a heart attack fats. And don't get breast cancer lass. To

02:12get that is bad. It's hard to get rid of that. The latter. It's unnatural. So if you

02:18want a better life, cut out butter and cheddar. Cut out the cheese and some other things. Cut

02:24the mustard. Cut the mustard greens. But you will cut the cheese so to speak. If you know

02:31what I mean. In closing, you're a fat sucker. And your life's a big fat nothing. So go and

02:38do something about that problem.