00:00What'll I do when you are far away and I am blue, what'll I do when I'm alone with only dreams of you
00:28that won't come true, what'll I do
00:48Toll Distinguished Company Director with Ferrari Mondo,
00:54Penthouse in Docklands and Villa in Tuscany, seeks fun-loving beauty to share his debentures at Wimbledon
01:04No, I could never fancy a bloke with false teeth
01:10Hello Trace
01:12Are you still in there are you? Any longer and you'll get poached
01:16Two to be taken four times a day before meals
01:20What if you ain't got no appetite?
01:22Are you sure those happy tablets are strong enough?
01:26I don't know, I feel naisy
01:28But maybe I'll feel worse without them
01:30No, I can't feel worse than this
01:34Snap out of it Trace
01:36You can't stay on tranks for the next ten years
01:38It ain't ten years
01:40With good behaviour it'll be out on July the 15th, 1997
01:44What time?
01:467am
01:48Look it ain't funny Sharon, I've lost the man I love
01:50It's alright for you, you're happy they put your Chris away
01:52I'm not happy
01:54I'm ecstatic
01:56Why can't you be so heartless?
01:58There ain't no heartless Trace, just honest
02:02They're lovely these croissants, ain't they?
02:06And I've told you before about eating them in the Jacuzzi
02:08Daryl says it bangs up the filter
02:10Oh
02:12Calm down, it's only a few crumbs
02:16Perrier, Camembert
02:20Camembert
02:24Fromage Fraze
02:26What ever happened to egg and bacon?
02:29Fried bread, porridge
02:31Sorry, forget I said porridge
02:33Shut up
02:34Why are you cold?
02:35Not the fridge, your face
02:37I was just making conversation
02:39Well don't
02:40Suit yourself
02:44You eating that measly?
02:46What's it look like?
02:47Looks like pig swill, if it's going begging
02:51Oh, pig swill's right, the noise you make
02:55I'm just draining out the hard bits from me teeth
02:58The hard bits are good for ya
03:00That's what Chris used to say when we was courting
03:04Here
03:05Guess what I got in my pocket?
03:08You used to say that an old wretch
03:12Put a sock in it Sharon
03:14No, no, no, it's not a sock
03:16It's a letter addressed to you in a childish unformed hand
03:21Question is, why is my Chris writing to you?
03:23It didn't be a slag bag, it's from Garth
03:26Oh, I bet he's found out about his dad
03:28You mean he's not Daryl's?
03:30You can always go back to Edmonton, you know
03:32You're supposed to be here to cheer me up
03:34Sorry Trace
03:36So what's my nephew got to say for himself?
03:38Dear Mummy and Daddy
03:40Dear Mummy and Daddy
03:42Must be an echo in here
03:45I can't, you read it
03:49Dear Mummy and Daddy
03:51Sorry I haven't written before
03:53But I'm having such a super time here
03:55I forgot to
03:56Fisks is a great school
03:58I've really settled in well
04:00All the stories about bullying and caning
04:03And rotten food and cold dorms
04:06And sinister homosexual initiation rights
04:09Aren't true at all
04:12Lovely turn of phrase, isn't he?
04:15Mind you, his spelling
04:17Look
04:18Initiation rights, R-I-T-E-S
04:20Oh, you're wrong with it
04:22I'm really looking forward to you both coming up to Fisks
04:26On our open day next week
04:28And maybe you can take me into Kettering for a slap-up curry
04:32Not that the food here isn't spiffing
04:34I love you both, Garth
04:36Oh, bless him
04:38Sounds like he's settling in okay
04:41So when you're gonna tell him that his dad's staying at the Queen's Hotel?
04:44I can't
04:46Just can't
04:47So what are you gonna tell him?
04:49That his dad's been selected for the first man's space flight to Saturn?
04:53I thought maybe I could say that Daryl's gone to build a conservatory in the Middle East
04:57For eight years
04:59Tracey, the Crystal Palace didn't take eight years
05:02Don't be so stupid
05:04I thought it all through
05:06See, I've picked on the Middle East so that after a few months I could say that Daryl's been taken hostage by Shiite militants
05:12Well, Shiite's the word
05:15All right then, Kate Aidy
05:17What would you tell Garth?
05:19The truth
05:20It'll have to come out in the end
05:22I can't
05:23Honesty is the best policy, Trace
05:26Did you make that up yourself?
05:28No, it was a motto in a box of Christmas crackers I nicked out a low price
05:35Well, we ain't got no bread
05:37Yeah, well you know where the shops are
05:39Well, thank you ever so much for demonstrating your new rotating spit, Luke
05:56Mr. Gordon
05:57I'll certainly discuss it with my husband
06:03Dorian!
06:04All right
06:07Dorian, hang on
06:10Dorian, any chance of a lift?
06:13Dorian!
06:14Dorian!
06:17It's me, Sharon
06:18I'm aware it's you, Sharon
06:20Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go home and put on Marcus's dinner
06:23Won't suit ya
06:25It's poteau fur
06:27It needs a lot of simmering
06:29I like Luke Thighwalker and his rotating spit, eh?
06:33I've nothing to say to you, dear
06:35And will you take your hand off my car? Your sweat is dulling the bright work
06:39What's got into you, face ape?
06:46Oh, no, don't answer that one
06:49So what's the problem?
06:51Didn't your viking take you all the way to Valhalla?
06:54You don't realise, do you?
06:56You just don't understand the cataclysmic impact your husbands have wrought
07:00No, that's because I only speak English
07:03Marcus has calculated that having a pair of gangsters' moles living next door
07:06Has knocked at least 40,000 off the value of our house
07:09Gangsters' moles?
07:10Look, we didn't even know that
07:11Oh, please
07:13How can you live with someone and not know his every movement?
07:15I don't know
07:17I'll have to ask your Marcus if he knows your every movement
07:21Particularly at the Lundquist kitchen and ecstasy showrooms
07:25You wouldn't tell Marcus about
07:26Well, let's put it this way
07:28Us gangsters' moles never grass on a friend
07:31But then you ain't a friend no more, are ya?
07:36Who are you?
07:37I'm Dan Dan the Chlorine Man
07:39I've come to give you a good servicing
07:41And while I'm at it
07:43I might even do you a pull for you as well if you like
07:45Do you get it?
07:46Yeah, yeah, yeah
07:48I've always liked this pull
07:50Nicest pull in too well
07:51What?
07:52I mean, Bobby Moore's got a bigger one
07:54But it's football shape, see?
07:55Very difficult to work out how much chlorine you've got a bung in it, you know what I mean?
07:58By the way, I was sorry to hear about your old man getting banged up
07:59Who's been drawing?
08:00There, next door
08:01Oh yeah, should have known, all mouth and shoulder pads, sir
08:02Yeah
08:03I bet you feel you've lost a loved one, didn't you?
08:04I have lost a loved one, you dope
08:06Yeah, of course
08:08You've got to look at this
08:10I've always liked this pull
08:11I've always liked this pull
08:12Nicest pull in too well
08:13What?
08:14I mean, Bobby Moore's got a bigger one
08:15It's football shape, see?
08:16Very difficult to work out how much chlorine you've got a bung in it, you know what I mean?
08:19By the way, I was sorry to hear about your old man getting banged up
08:22Who's been drawing?
08:23There, next door
08:24Oh yeah, should have known
08:25All mouth and shoulder pads, sir
08:26Yeah
08:28I bet you feel you've lost a loved one, didn't you?
08:30I have lost a loved one, you dope
08:31Yeah, of course you have
08:34Of course you have
08:36So, er
08:37Keen swimmer, are you?
08:39Not really
08:40In fact, I don't suppose I'll ever swim in it again
08:43No?
08:44Why's that?
08:45Because it makes me cry
08:46What, too much chlorine?
08:47No
08:48The thought of my Daryl in it every morning, doing his lengths
08:51He liked to get a lengthening in the mornings, didn't he?
08:57Who can blame him?
08:58Dirty little sod
08:59Just trying to be jovial
09:01Look, just clean the pool, alright?
09:03Alright
09:04So, er
09:06How old will you be when your old man gets out and it then?
09:10I'll be forty
09:11Alright nosy?
09:12Forty?
09:13Oh dear
09:14Dear
09:15Dear
09:16Dear
09:17What are you getting at?
09:18Well, you've just got to get on with life, inn'ya?
09:20Pick yourself up, meet new people, get out and about
09:23You're trying to pull me, ain'tcha?
09:25No, no, no!
09:27Well, obviously, I wouldn't kick you out of...
09:30You wouldn't say no, you're a very tasty...
09:35You're a very attractive woman
09:38So you are trying to pull me then?
09:41Well, every night I'll go down the Flying Angel
09:45Now if you want to come down there sometime, have a bit of a bevy, a bit of a laugh
09:49Now on Thursday, there's a wet t-shirt competition
09:52I'm not suggesting you enter it or anything
09:54Is it accurate?
09:55I like to see a pair of pert nipples prodding through the flimsy fabric of a wet t-shirt
10:02Blimey
10:03This could be my lucky day
10:06What?
10:09Oh no it ain't
10:15I'm gonna get him struck off
10:17He's a pool man, Trace
10:20Not a gynaecologist
10:22Oh, it's alright for you, you weren't sexually harassed
10:25Alright, don't rub it in
10:28Next time you can go up the shops
10:31I could have been raped
10:33Oh, do me a favour
10:34It was him what needed mouth to mouth
10:37Good job I'd come home when I did or the poor bloke would be drowned
10:41I thought he was bluffing to get a snog
10:43How was I to know he couldn't swim?
10:47Bit stupid in his line of business
10:50When I tell Daryl tomorrow
10:52You can't tell him
10:54The poor bloke will go spare
10:56Well he can't do anything about it, can he?
10:59Locked up in there
11:01No, you gotta talk about nice warm family things
11:04Keep his pecker up
11:05You're right, Shell
11:06I'm gonna write down everything I wanna say
11:09Otherwise I get all tongue-tied
11:11Oh, I don't need to write down what I'm gonna say to Chris
11:14I've learned it by heart
11:16On your bike toe rag
11:21I'll get it
11:23Might be the pool man back for another Frenchie
11:24I've come to apologise
11:31Don't stand on ceremony, come in
11:35Tracy, Sharon, what can I say?
11:42Plenty, unless you put your tongue in traction
11:44I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
11:47She knows, Trace
11:49I just want to offer a total, unequivocal, 100% apology for what I said to Sharon
11:54You got something I can put the flowers in?
11:56Your mouth?
11:58There's the bars under the sink
12:01So what's happened since half past 11 then?
12:04Add the house valued, have ya?
12:06Still worth three quarters of a million, is it?
12:09Please, it's nothing to do with money
12:11It's just I've come to realise that I was wrong to judge
12:15Hmm, let she who is without extra marital nookie
12:19cast the first stone, eh?
12:21And what's the big idea mouthing off to the poolman about my Daryl?
12:24I know, I know, sorry, grovel, grovel
12:26Look, I know I've got a mouth on me
12:31Like a whale
12:33A sperm whale
12:35But I've got a heart of gold
12:37Ask anyone
12:39She got an outer gold shell?
12:41Ask the buzz on the street, Trace
12:43And honestly
12:47I just want to be friends
12:51What, a pair of gangsters moles like us?
12:53I have apologised
12:56I have brought and arranged flowers
12:58All right, Dorian, apologies accepted
13:00Now, do you want a sandwich?
13:02Er, no
13:04Want a cup of tea?
13:06Yes, lovely
13:08No milk, slice of lemon
13:10Don't think we've got a lemon
13:12We've got a grapefruit
13:14I'll drink it black
13:16So, Tracey, how are you bearing up?
13:18The nights are the worst
13:19The nights are the worst
13:20I'll just lie there thinking about how it used to be with Daryl
13:24Tossing and turning, remembering
13:26Doctors put me on pills
13:28Oh, don't start on tablets, you don't want to get involved with tablets
13:30I know about tablets, I trained as a Samaritan
13:33You?
13:36I'm a caring person
13:38I did all the training, I was prepared to commit myself
13:41Only in the end they said my listening skills weren't quite up to scratch
13:44And I said what?
13:45And they said your listening skills aren't quite up to scratch
13:48But the stories I heard
13:52Women on tablets for 20 years
13:54It's a life sentence
13:56Now, I know your Daryl is going to be behind bars until the Queen's Golden Wedding
14:00But he will come out
14:02And when he does, he doesn't want to see his wife turn into a pill-popping zombie
14:06She's right, Trace
14:08No, better than drugs
14:10You want to pamper yourself, I mean, look at you
14:12When did you last put on make-up?
14:14When did you last have your hair done?
14:16Last day of the trial
14:18You haven't had your hair done in over a week
14:20I haven't had my hair done in over a year
14:23There's no point throwing good money after bad
14:26Sharon, sorry, just a joke, I promise
14:31I don't think it's very funny
14:34A bad joke, I admit it, I ought to bite my tongue
14:37There
14:39Listen, Tracey
14:40When you go to visit your Daryl
14:42He doesn't want to see you looking like this
14:44This is a good day
14:45This is a good day
14:46LAUGHTER
14:54LAUGHTER
15:11It's me Aunty Sharon
15:13What are you doing here?
15:17So, while the other cadets were re-enacting the invasion of the Falkland Islands,
15:21I sloped off, hitched a ride to Kettering Station, and here I am, playing truant.
15:26It ain't truancy, Garth. It's desertion.
15:29When you go back, they'll probably shoot you.
15:31Ah, they won't. Because I ain't never going back.
15:35Ain't never.
15:37Is this the same kid who wrote that lovely letter?
15:40Dear Mumsy and Dadsy, Latin is super, spotted dick is spiffing.
15:46Well, that was a coded message.
15:47Oh, well, I didn't get it.
15:49It's obvious. I mean, do I ever call Mum and Dad Mummy and Daddy?
15:54Of course not. That's a secret signal.
15:57I worked out with Dad in case I had an aggro at school.
16:00Well, he must have sussed it.
16:01Oh, well, he ain't seen it yet.
16:04Well, why not?
16:05Do you want another sandwich?
16:07No. Why ain't he read it?
16:10Well, he's been tied up. He ain't been home for a few days.
16:14Well, where is he, then? Are you doing a job somewhere?
16:17Look, your mum will be home in a few minutes.
16:21Ah, something's up, innit?
16:23They ain't split up, have they?
16:26Is that why they sent me off to feast? Because they're splitting up?
16:29Oh, don't be daft.
16:31Look, they're potty about each other.
16:34It's embarrassing to go out for them in public sometimes.
16:37Well, then, what is it, then?
16:40Thank you very much, Tracey.
16:45I love Marcus grossing a quarter of a million a year,
16:49but he's never there when I need him emotionally or physically.
16:54Dorian.
16:55Can I help it if I'm a sensual person, Tracey?
16:58There's no good Marcus being tied up in the boardroom
17:02when I want to be tied up in the bedroom.
17:05Haven't you got no shame?
17:07What do you mean, shame?
17:09This is home territory.
17:10All the boys know me.
17:11We have no secrets.
17:14Catholics go to the confessional.
17:16Rich, bored Jewish housewives go to the health spa and have affairs.
17:19It just ain't fair, is it?
17:22You're with a bloke you couldn't give a toss about,
17:24and I'm kept apart from the most important person in my life.
17:28And what am I going to tell my Garth?
17:30I think this is where we came in.
17:32Telling the truth.
17:34I can't.
17:35Ow!
17:37Garth, open this door now.
17:40Look, you ain't doing any good.
17:45She was going to tell you herself eventually.
17:48She just didn't know how to.
17:51Look, ripping our clothes to shreds won't help.
17:56Your dad bought her that mirror.
17:58It was an antique.
18:01Well, I've got clothes in there and all, you know.
18:04Anything a size 16 or over is mine, all right?
18:06Oh, Garth.
18:11Garth, turn the tapes off.
18:14She's going to kill you when she gets home.
18:17Oh, Garth, for me.
18:19Please.
18:22Is that you, Trace?
18:24Of course.
18:24Who else has got a key?
18:26Garth, there's.
18:26Now get your bum up here quick.
18:34What's happening?
18:35He's in there ripping your clothes to shreds.
18:37He's also improving the value of your house
18:40by providing you with a second indoor swimming pool.
18:42I'll kill the little...
18:44Garth!
18:45Why?
18:47Someone must have told him about his dad.
18:50Who?
18:51I tried to be tactful, Trace.
18:53Oh, that's the bundle, Murphy.
18:58Garth, it's Mummy.
18:59Come out, please.
19:01Get stuffed.
19:02That's two grand a term, well spent.
19:06Oh, please, I'm sorry.
19:08It's all my fault.
19:09I should have told you I was a coward.
19:11Now, in the door!
19:12Come on, man.
19:16Open this door now,
19:18or I'll go into your room,
19:19rip up all your West End programmes,
19:21chuck your computer out the window,
19:23and I'll tell your dad about the dirty magazine
19:24I found under your bed.
19:25It was Dad's magazine.
19:31I was only lending it.
19:33Oh.
19:38Garth, can I come in?
19:40Hold on, Mum.
19:40Let me just take the blue movie out of the video.
19:44I was only joking.
19:48Do you mind if I turn it off?
19:49Nah, it's only sky.
19:51So what can I do for you, then?
19:53Do you want to bore another Def Leppard take?
19:55We've been thinking.
19:58We?
19:59Me and your auntie Sharon.
20:00Oh, she can think, can she?
20:02But I suppose she has to take her mouth out of gear first.
20:05Do you want to thick here?
20:06That's all right, Mum, I've already eaten.
20:09Anyway, we've been thinking,
20:12and I really think that you should go back to school.
20:15Well, I'm going back to school.
20:16I'm late and comprehensive.
20:17No, not late and comprehensive.
20:19Fisks.
20:19Yeah, but you said...
20:20Look, I know what I said,
20:21but I've changed me mind.
20:23No, it's her, isn't it?
20:25Aunty Hitler.
20:27And that's letting you off lightly.
20:29If your dad was here,
20:30he'd give you a right good idea
20:31ripping my clothes to shreds.
20:32Yeah, if my dad was here,
20:33I wouldn't have done it.
20:35I know.
20:37Look.
20:38This is from your dad.
20:41I didn't want to show you before
20:42cos it's got some, well,
20:44some quite personal things in it.
20:46But I want you to read that bit there.
20:50I want the boy to stay at public school,
20:53pass his exams and get some qualifications
20:55so he don't have to take to crime.
20:58Nah, he wouldn't want me to stay at Fisks
21:01if he knew what he was really like.
21:03He's like, I've been banged up too.
21:05Look, I know it's hard, love,
21:07but you making a garfisk
21:09will help your dad do his bird.
21:11I mean, if we got to go up there tomorrow
21:12and tell him you're doing a runner,
21:15it'll be like ashes in his mouth.
21:18Well, I've said me piece.
21:20It's down to you now, Garfie.
21:23What, you really reckon it means that much to him?
21:25Well, you can ask him yourself tomorrow.
21:28All right, I'll turn myself in.
21:31If anybody tries to bully me,
21:33I'll tell him my dad's a big-time villain
21:34and he'll get these lads down here
21:36to rearrange their faces.
21:37Yeah, I'm all for the subtle approach.
21:41Good night, love.
21:42Yeah, good night, Mum.
21:45It'll be all right.
21:47Yeah.
21:48Good night, Mum.
21:53Well?
21:53He's going to go back and do his time.
21:56Oh, great.
21:57My speech any help?
21:59Yeah, I think the bit about the ashes in the mouth swang it.
22:01I knew it would.
22:03Worked in war in remembrance of Robert Mitchum.
22:05He's much better actor than he is.
22:07Do you have to have that crap on?
22:21The ground results are coming up in a minute.
22:25I don't believe it.
22:27What?
22:27I do not believe it.
22:29Of course you don't believe it.
22:30It's in the sun.
22:31No.
22:34I mean, Bretton Woods is 100 to 30 in the 245 at Wincanton.
22:38So?
22:39So, he'll walk it.
22:40And he'll come last.
22:42The other horses will be running.
22:43You should volunteer for the prison panto.
22:47For the back end of the cow.
22:50There's got to be a way to get a bet on in this rat hole.
22:53Look, I'm trying to read Tracey's letter, all right?
22:55And it's hard enough.
22:56Oh.
22:56It's hard enough without you rabbiting on and on.
23:00Well, you're going to be seeing her to start the noon.
23:02There are things in this letter I know she won't say in a room full of people.
23:05Oh.
23:06Bit naughty, is it?
23:07Here, can I borrow it tonight?
23:08You are, Barth.
23:10She still ain't told Garfie where I am.
23:12Still, I suppose, it's for the best, really.
23:14He wants me to go off with him, you see.
23:16And I do love him.
23:17He excites me.
23:18But my husband's always been good to me and our little girl.
23:20I really like my husband.
23:22But you don't love him?
23:23He's away so much, you see, in the Navy.
23:25We don't see him for months sometimes.
23:27And now I'm pregnant again.
23:28I think it's really brave of Fergie to ring up.
23:33Come on.
23:34Or wives of servicemen.
23:35Or men whose work takes them away for long stretches.
23:37Yeah, like the 12 stretch.
23:39Shut it.
23:40And I'm not getting any younger, you see.
23:43They're all the same, women.
23:45She won't wait.
23:46Neither will her two.
23:48Mind you, Sharon, clear enough.
23:49Don't cause me no grief.
23:51Tracey's never look at another fella.
23:53Oh, no.
23:54Not if you're around.
23:55Of course not.
23:56But you're in here.
23:58She's out there.
23:59Contractive woman.
24:0132.
24:01Just coming to her sexual peak.
24:03With that rat bag of a wife of mine to lead her astray.
24:06Shut up, Chris.
24:07Yeah, I've got to face facts, Del.
24:09They all get itchy knickers sooner or later.
24:12Not my Tracy.
24:13And we all wish Jane of Egham the best of luck.
24:17Now, after the news and sport, we'll be back with Tracy from Essex.
24:21Oh, it didn't tundle along, did it?
24:23It's really horrible you, Mum.
24:34It's a nicer area than Brixton, though.
24:37And it's easier to park.
24:38Oh, that'll be a great comfort to the boys, that will.
24:44Hello.
24:44Hello.
24:45What time did they let us in?
24:47About one.
24:48Oh.
24:49First time here, is it?
24:50Yeah.
24:51Our cabin's on remand.
24:52Gone to a fight in a pub one night and forgot he had a glass in his hand.
24:56How unfortunate.
24:57Excuse me, you're there standing dripping out of the bottom of your bag.
25:01Oh, no.
25:02That'll be our cabin's Arctic roll.
25:04It's his favourite.
25:06I wrapped it in newspaper.
25:07How can I bring food in here?
25:09What?
25:10No, they've changed the rules.
25:12You used to be a lad, but you can't anymore on account of all the drugs and everything.
25:15Can't get high on Arctic roll.
25:18No, I mean...
25:18I've only got my giant Yorkie bar.
25:21His favourite Cherry Genoa.
25:23Some instant whip.
25:24Kinky.
25:25Some tins of Draft Guinness.
25:28He loves Draft Guinness.
25:29That's what he was drinking that night.
25:31What am I going to do with it all?
25:33Well, I ain't eaten yet.
25:35It's a lovely day for a picnic.
25:39What?
25:41Where's mine then?
25:43I hope you don't smoke.
25:44Your dad'll break your neck.
25:45Well, that'll help him get parole.
25:48Perry, Matlock, Peek, Haynes, Waller and Dudley.
25:55Here, hang on, hang on.
25:59What about us?
26:01Well, who are you then?
26:02You've got your visiting orders for today, have you?
26:04No, we're Japanese tourists.
26:06We are.
26:09We're not on my list.
26:12Hang about.
26:13We've come all the way from Liverpool.
26:16Liverpool?
26:17Yeah, Liverpool.
26:17Liverpool.
26:22Well, it looks like you've had a wasted journey, Scylla.
26:25What?
26:27Prisoner 1296521 Stubbs is on rule 47.
26:31Well, what's that in English?
26:33It means he's on punishment for doing gross personal violence to a fellow prisoner.
26:37What?
26:38He wouldn't.
26:38You calling me a liar?
26:40No.
26:41But what happened?
26:42This is Her Majesty's prison, not the Daily Telegraph Information Service.
26:47Oh.
26:49Gordon Bennett.
26:51Here we go.
26:52The old waterworks.
26:54Oi, don't talk to my mum like that.
26:56All right, all right, hold on.
27:03I don't understand it, Shell.
27:05Daryl's not a violent bloke.
27:07Well, he is in for armed robbery.
27:10Come on.
27:11He's got a lovely nature.
27:13Some toe rag.
27:14Some piece of filth must have provoked him.
27:19What happened?
27:21Seems he got involved in a nasty punch-up in the dinner queue.
27:24What?
27:25Yeah, he got into a heated debate about the sanctity of marriage.
27:29Aye?
27:29Yeah, this other concert, you'd be shafted all comers by Christmas.
27:33And then bish-bosh.
27:35One in solitary, one in plaster.
27:37So what about my Chris?
27:39His cellmate?
27:40Was he involved?
27:40Oh, yes.
27:41He was in the thick of it.
27:43Trust him.
27:44Love's a rack.
27:45But what was he sticking up for me?
27:48Not exactly.
27:51Dear Sharon, I'm sorry I couldn't see you today.
27:55But beer, Daryl, I couldn't disagree with you.
27:57What do I do when you are far away and I am blue?
28:12What do I do when I'm alone?
28:17When I'm alone, we've only dreamed of you.
28:25That won't come true.
28:29What do I do when you are far away and I am blue?
28:31What do I do when you are far away and I am blue?
28:32What do I do?
28:33What do I do?
