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  • 5 weeks ago
For so long makers were lonely.
Today, more than half a century later.
They still love Jeri.
Because of her technology.
Her science.
Her electronic brain,
And the heat of softArgMax.
But with computer, N150.
Nerd sniping has all gone.
Besides the Elon and the Idy Amin.
Just air-heads left in similitude.
Cliff diving par excellence.
But the LLM, the transformer, the substation.
Because of her technology.
Her science.
Her electronic brain,
And the heat of the softArgMax.
Transcript
00:00I hope that you're not as messy as you used to be as if you are I'm not going to work with you
00:11well I hope you're prepared I hope you're not going to ask me to prepare all your bits and
00:15pieces so you can come in you know my life as usual okay you know my let's try to forget about
00:21those things and let's try to make that program the most beautiful and interesting program there
00:27is no reason if you behave properly I'm sure it will be a touche to cheer of high-caliber yes
00:32you know probably would be no problem now it's time you did some work on this program so why
00:37not starting to make your own contribution and doing the water-cross soup you're getting
00:41very cheeky myself well you've got all the ingredients there what you want me to make
00:47a water soup with that Michelle you're not expecting me for water-cross soup that look
00:52more like a minestrone or scotch broth I know you're very classy no no no no why don't
00:57you tell me what you use in your water-cross soup water-cross potatoes white stock or water yes
01:04that's it and the water-cross and the potatoes that's it you're cheeky devil no no no no no
01:09it's not I am NOT going to do what I'm going to be using if you're using a chicken stock you know
01:14pretty well that in the basic of the chicken stock you've got leeks carrot and shallots you do but
01:19you're having some well having said that you know now I'm not going to argue with you don't
01:23think that I'm not going to do it I mean I you haven't upset me it's just you think that classic
01:29is right let me do my soup I will do it I will do it with my I wouldn't call it water-cross soup
01:34Michelle I will you could have problem you're classic I'll leave you I'll leave you I'll leave
01:38you with your soup I'll leave you I'll make my soup I have to tell you no no monopoly nothing thank you but
01:44you have one and I'm going to leave it to me let me finish water-cross soup we'll come back to that in a
01:48second oh dear oh dear you want to ruin my reputation I know you've done it yourself no no no you don't
01:53need my help ruin yours you haven't got any reputation I've done nothing wrong now let's go back to my
01:58consumer let's have a look at it that's great that's going to hurt you look at that you've used some
02:05gelatin in today I was going to say to let two gelatin leaves there is gelatin oh just a little
02:11gelatin powder and you should add your gelatin that's most important of all you should add your
02:16gelatin of the so it's the most beautiful guy so I'm going to do the consomme so you are right well
02:22I'm only delighted I thought I was only here to listen to your speech what would you shall I do your
02:27pistachio why don't you do that why don't you disappear do those little minimal minimal little
02:32job it's a bit noisy to chop them and I will get on with a consummate well then I leave you the room
02:37and I'll take with me the pistachio the croutons and I'm going to come back in about five minutes
02:43few minutes yeah not I'll give you I'll give you a chance yeah give you a chance thank you my dish as
02:47well thank you dish as well I need my dish can you can you manage oh very well don't worry about me
02:52there we are 20 minutes later now can we go back over this there is nothing that I've shown you about
02:59which the details are not in the booklet so that we can go hand in hand together over Christmas
03:04and may I say how much I admire the housewives of Britain in these appalling present conditions
03:11for their courage in trying to give their families another super Christmas so like tiny Tim
03:16the computer number three such for me the right boy and the love is guaranteed for all of the
03:28the way the computer what exactly for each man the right woman and that glitzes im Augenblick as
03:40than another Castan
03:43the one of many million people are waiting for me
03:45the one of many million people is waiting on me
03:49the one of many million people is waiting on me
03:54so
03:58large 1 82
04:00Kragen 39
04:01Schuhe
04:0246
04:03stock
04:03the computer
04:05number 3
04:05source
04:07For me the right boy
04:10And the love is guaranteed
04:13So badadabai
04:15Already was I'm tired
04:20Today I'm loved
04:23And only that's why
04:27Because the technic and the science
04:30And the elektronical energy
04:33The computer number three
04:41So for me the right boy
04:44And the love is guaranteed
04:48For both of them
04:50The computer has been out
04:55For every man the right boy
04:58And the luck is in the eye
05:00I do hope the cameras aren't on the keyboard
05:27Not too well there
05:29Right now I want to know the address
05:31Of the computer we want to get through
05:32Well I'll try and get to one we weren't getting to
05:34219-201-2004
05:38That was a secret little piece of code
05:40You put in there
05:40Right
05:41Now we are now at last
05:43Through to this London computer
05:44The password is that
05:46We're through
05:47Mail call
05:48Computer security error
05:52I think we have some hackers
05:53I think
05:54Hackers song
05:55Put another password in
05:57One way to out
05:58And try again
05:59Try to get past logging in
06:00We're hacking
06:01Hacking
06:01Hacking
06:02That's brilliant
06:03Try his first wise maiden name
06:05This is more than just a game
06:06It's real fun
06:07But just the same
06:08It's hacking
06:09Hacking
06:09Hacking
06:10Hacking
06:10And so we see the total allied debt
06:18To the United States
06:20At the time of the armistice
06:21Amounted to one thousand nine hundred and forty nine millions
06:25Oh switch that bitched thing off Otis
06:27Sorry Julia
06:31But the sound of that man's voice talking in millions
06:34As though they didn't matter
06:35Gets my goat
06:36I think it's nice to know there is so much money
06:38Even if it is only a debt
06:40No surprise that the Central Office of Information
06:43A government department
06:44Has its own advertising section
06:46Here a classic example of what modern advertising can do
06:50To extend the range of a product
06:51Not only do we need to tell our story to ourselves
06:57But we need to tell the world
06:59Every year more and more tourists come to this country
07:02Think of the figures
07:12The tourist traffic has more than doubled in the last ten years
07:15Crying out loud
07:16In this way
07:18The twin modern skills of advertising and marketing
07:21In a country in which pageantry still has its place
07:24Result in a higher standard of living
07:26At a lower cost
07:27Well Steel what about a game of billiards
07:32Thanks Alchef I'd like to
07:33I thought you were going to sing for Lady Groombridge
07:35Yes I know but
07:36I don't feel of very good form
07:37I take care of the voice
07:38Good
07:39Have a cigarette
07:41No thanks throat
07:42Oh I don't know
07:44If I had a mollycoddle in my throat
07:45To the extent of giving out whiskey and cigarettes
07:47I'd give up singing and take up something useful
07:49Oh come my dear loose
07:51Useful
07:51Where would the world be without music
07:53Exactly where it is at the moment I imagine
07:55Now if you ask me where the world would be without women
07:58Horses
07:59Whiskey
08:00I could tell you
08:01Up the spout
08:02Advertising
08:04Backed by marketing
08:05Creates a mass demand
08:07That justifies mass production
08:08Which in turn
08:09Makes it possible for us to buy more and more
08:12At prices which are kept down
08:14By the sheer size of the output
08:15It's first wise maiden name
08:19It's a game
08:19It's real fun
08:21But just the same
08:22It's hacking
08:22Hacking
08:23Hacking
08:23Hacking
08:23Yeah well
08:24Oh no
08:25Go away
08:25Go away
08:26Right
08:27If they've left this system
08:29Anything like intact
08:30Look at that
08:33Look at that
08:36I'm afraid we really can't talk to you on the telephone
08:39While you're masturbating
08:41Because we have a policy here
08:44That we're really colluding with you
08:45And your fantasies
08:46What's wrong with my reputation
08:46And it's not doing you any good
08:49And it's not doing me any good
08:50And I'd really like to help you
08:52But I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come in and talk to us
08:55And we'll be more than happy to see you face to face
08:58But otherwise
08:58It's no good talking on the telephone
09:00Father you or me
09:01Okay
09:02Oh very well
09:04Don't worry about me
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