00:00:16Don't even think about asking for money to pay for your college tuition.
00:00:20You promised to pay with what he left for me.
00:00:22You promised on his deathbed.
00:00:24Your father is dead.
00:00:28Go pack up your things and get out of my house. Now!
00:00:38You can always crash with me.
00:00:40My place has been so empty since Mark dumped me.
00:00:43I was just really looking forward to sophomore year.
00:00:46Freshman year was really hard because of my dad being sick.
00:00:50And I have to find $60,000 before the end of summer, what, drop out and be homeless?
00:00:56I just feel like my life is over.
00:00:58Well, do you have anything to sell?
00:01:04My virginity.
00:01:06I know you're not talking about sugar daddy.
00:01:08Sugardaddies.com
00:01:14Now, interns from all over the world will be visiting our country.
00:01:16When they return home, they will speak of people of warmth and good will.
00:01:22No, it's no good.
00:01:26An American intern for an international scandal.
00:01:36How perfect.
00:01:38You didn't stop it, you don't have to be the same.
00:01:42You are not writing.
00:01:43You are not writing.
00:01:44You don't have to be the same.
00:01:46Oh, they are not writing.
00:01:48Ah, not writing.
00:01:49Oh, my God.
00:01:50And I'm writing.
00:01:51I'm writing.
00:01:52Oh, my God.
00:01:53You did it.
00:01:54You did it.
00:01:55That's good.
00:01:56You were not writing.
00:01:57I'm not writing.
00:01:59How are you?
00:02:00I'm writing.
00:02:01Lila, oh my god you did it. Lila, your virginity is worth more than $60,000.
00:02:16Yeah, you're right. Just let me take it down. Lila, give me your phone.
00:02:23Shane, $1 million? What if $1 million could solve all of my problems? What if I don't want to wait for the perfect man to deflower me? What if I want fun, and sex, and adventure, and to finally take control of my life?
00:02:53Oh my god, Lila, no.
00:03:05Hello? Thank you for accepting my bid on behalf of my brother Rami. Everything has been arranged, a car, a jet, tomorrow morning, 9 a.m. Pacific.
00:03:14Okay, I have one condition. What's that? I'm bringing a companion.
00:03:23Ah, welcome, Miss Lila. And your companion.
00:03:40Shane, sure. I am Caleb, the younger brother of Rami.
00:03:47Nice to meet you.
00:03:48Shall we toast?
00:03:51Yeah.
00:03:55To youth, purity, and euphoria by the Persian Gulf.
00:04:01Wait, Persian Gulf? Isn't there like a war going on?
00:04:05Only if we want there to be.
00:04:07Wait, who are you really?
00:04:09You'll see.
00:04:10My brother, Rami, won't summon you. He likes to be desired, hunted, served.
00:04:29It takes a certain amount of skill to seduce him.
00:04:32More importantly, you are an American intern at the International Goodwill Program.
00:04:39Understood?
00:04:41Understood.
00:04:43Rami works at the palace, so you are to act accordingly.
00:04:46Uh, yeah.
00:04:47So, who is he, anyways?
00:04:52Someone who's rich, dumb, picky.
00:04:56Good luck trying to seduce a traditional man, California girl.
00:05:00Give it to me.
00:05:08I love you.
00:05:09I love you.
00:05:13I love you.
00:05:13I love you.
00:05:14I love you.
00:05:15And I love you.
00:05:16This is a beautiful person, Texas.
00:05:16I love you.
00:05:17My
00:05:27Hi. I'm Rami. Welcome to our country. I'm here to guide you and instruct you. Please,
00:05:42have a seat.
00:05:44Where do we begin? Um, this book is very interesting. It was written by a famous scholar. It tells
00:06:04all about the history of our kingdom. How interesting. Um, are there any other interns here? No. I
00:06:18wanted you all to myself. How about a documentary?
00:06:34The history of our country goes back thousands of years. It is a rich history. A deep history.
00:06:41A history of people whose warmth and generosity of spirit have withstood centuries of war, famine,
00:06:47and drought. Today, the resilient people of our country are led by our majesty King Ahmed.
00:06:54The queen is really pretty.
00:06:57Yes. She was my mother's best friend.
00:07:01She was.
00:07:04My mom, Sharon, died giving birth to me. They say I look a lot like her.
00:07:14I'm so sorry. My mom died when I was ten, and then my dad just passed away about a month ago,
00:07:23I know. I'm sorry too.
00:07:36Wait, is that your mom?
00:07:38Yes. And the one on her right is me.
00:07:44You. Your prince.
00:07:48Having a good time wasting my time?
00:08:00Rami is an actual royal prince. When did you plan on telling me? What's your agenda? Why am I here? Why me?
00:08:06So many questions, you Americans.
00:08:10And I don't want to be involved in anything fishy, to be clear.
00:08:13I bought you. You work for me. Do you want to get fired and return to your country empty-handed?
00:08:21You have one job to do, okay? Any more questions get you further involved, to be clear?
00:08:28Do you really think a prince lacks women for sex? He wants more than that. It takes skills to satisfy a freak.
00:08:38Rami is not a freak.
00:08:41Aww, you're falling in love. Very well.
00:08:47You can enjoy your prince for today, but tomorrow night, you're going to follow him here.
00:08:54To see his true nature. Maybe learn a thing or two.
00:09:01Hammer in love
00:09:11Elliot and artist-
00:09:12Hooray that's-
00:09:14Well, there's plenty, a reason.
00:09:17You took his teeth.
00:09:19I have no idea.
00:09:23Hi! I'm Zack. Rami's friend.
00:09:26Rami's only friend.
00:09:27I have other friends.
00:09:29No, you don't.
00:09:31Those are all royals.
00:09:32Nice to meet you.
00:09:33I'm Lila.
00:09:38What?
00:09:39A royal can make us own coffee, okay?
00:09:41Real coffee.
00:09:43Not Americano.
00:09:45What do you do, Zach?
00:09:46I'm a geologist.
00:09:48What do you, uh, geologize?
00:09:51Lately, I've been looking for a piece of lost treasure for Rami.
00:09:55It belongs to our neighboring kingdom.
00:09:57A treasure we took from them hundreds of years ago.
00:09:59Peace treaty says we were to return it last month, but mom and dad, the king and queen,
00:10:05said that we can't find it.
00:10:07And now we're on the brink of war.
00:10:09Wait, your two kingdoms are on the brink of war over a piece of old lost treasure?
00:10:13It was owned by one of their ancestors, Princess Vita.
00:10:17They think that my ancestor kidnapped and imprisoned her here in this palace until she died.
00:10:22So, there's that.
00:10:25Bad blood.
00:10:26Now, if we can't find the treasure and return it,
00:10:28Rami will have to marry their princess, Hannah.
00:10:31Our missiles will fly.
00:10:34What is the piece of treasure?
00:10:36What does it look like?
00:10:37Glad you asked.
00:10:38A black rock?
00:10:44A diamond.
00:10:44A diamond.
00:10:44This is the only antique left by Princess Vita.
00:11:11It's been said that there's a clue inside which leads to the heart of the earth.
00:11:16But I've never been able to open it.
00:11:18That sounds broken.
00:11:20You should crack it open like an egg.
00:11:22And destroy whatever's inside?
00:11:24No way!
00:11:26It's a puzzle.
00:11:30It's a maze ball.
00:11:31You did it!
00:11:45Oh my God!
00:11:47I can't believe it!
00:11:48You did it!
00:11:49Thank you, Lava.
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:12:02But there's something inside.
00:12:03It's...
00:12:22It's a map!
00:12:31Oh my gosh!
00:12:32I gotta go.
00:12:33I need to talk to my old professor.
00:12:36Wait.
00:12:37Is that...
00:12:37Can I come to you?
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:39Let's go!
00:12:40Let's go!
00:12:40Do you want to hang out tonight?
00:12:56Uh...
00:12:57I...
00:12:58I have plans tonight.
00:13:03I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:14I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:18I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:21I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:23I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:25I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:26I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:27I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:28I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:29I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:30I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:31I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:32I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:33I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:35I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:36I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:37I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:38are you the new girl uh yeah i am okay well let's get you changed then
00:14:08how are you gonna straight for the prince oh girl don't tell me you have a stage fright no i want this one
00:14:38so
00:14:40so
00:16:22What are you, a virgin?
00:16:26Viola, we need to leave. Right now.
00:16:28What's going on?
00:16:42Paparazzi.
00:16:44Paparazzi? How do they even know you're here?
00:16:45Paparazzi.
00:16:47Paparazzi.
00:16:49Paparazzi.
00:16:50Paparazzi.
00:16:51Paparazzi.
00:16:53Paparazzi.
00:16:55Paparazzi.
00:16:57Paparazzi.
00:16:59Paparazzi.
00:17:01Paparazzi.
00:17:03Paparazzi.
00:17:04Paparazzi.
00:17:05Paparazzi.
00:17:07Paparazzi.
00:17:09What were you guys doing back there?
00:17:30What were you guys doing?
00:17:32We were working hard to break you free from an arranged marriage.
00:17:35You're welcome, your Royal Highness.
00:17:37We found where the map leads.
00:17:39Where?
00:17:43We found where the map leads.
00:17:47Where?
00:17:48Why did you go back to Burlesque?
00:17:49I thought you sold that place two years ago.
00:17:52Since Caleb nagged me about going back a few weeks ago, what does the map say?
00:18:12The one you're supposed to visit next Monday.
00:18:13Remember?
00:18:14We are going to visit.
00:18:16Hannah heard we have an American intern and sent us this yesterday.
00:18:24Hannah is jealous or something?
00:18:26Of our goodwill program promoting our country to the world?
00:18:30Yes.
00:18:31She doesn't care about me.
00:18:32She doesn't care about anything but power.
00:18:36Guys, this is perfect.
00:18:38Welcome to our kingdom, especially Lila from America, and you, Rami.
00:18:55If you want to kill the rumors of war, you better smile bigger than that.
00:19:04Hey guys, what's that?
00:19:33Whoa.
00:19:34Whoa.
00:19:35Whoa.
00:19:47Whoa.
00:19:47Whoa.
00:19:47Whoa.
00:19:48Whoa.
00:19:49Whoa.
00:19:50Whoa.
00:19:51Whoa.
00:19:52Whoa.
00:19:53Whoa.
00:19:54Whoa.
00:19:55Whoa.
00:19:56Whoa.
00:19:57Whoa.
00:19:58Whoa.
00:19:59Whoa.
00:20:00Whoa.
00:20:01Whoa.
00:20:02Whoa.
00:20:04What are you doing?
00:20:11What are you doing?
00:20:13Looking at flower seeds.
00:20:17You brought a US spy here? Guards!
00:20:20She's not a spy. Caleb did a background check. If you touch her, I'll shoot myself and that'll start the war. Do you want that?
00:20:38You had Caleb do a background check? Seriously?
00:20:42Were these the same seeds that were planted in your garden by Princess Vida?
00:20:46After she married my great, great, great...
00:20:48Who kidnapped her and stole the Heart of the Earth.
00:20:53If she was kidnapped, when did she have time to grab flower seeds?
00:20:56Maybe they eloped. Maybe there is no bad blood between you guys. Maybe they were in love.
00:21:02In love or not, the Heart of the Earth belongs to us.
00:21:06Here we go.
00:21:08Every intelligence agency we have is looking for it.
00:21:12It's been a month. I've been more than patient, but this is getting to be a little too much.
00:21:20We're moving our wedding up.
00:21:23Guards! Let's go!
00:21:25Let's go!
00:21:26Let's go!
00:21:27Let's go!
00:21:28Let's go!
00:21:29Let's go!
00:21:30Let's go!
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00:52:25I did it because I wanted adventure.
00:52:37Oh god, what did I do?
00:52:40It'll be alright.
00:52:47Hello?
00:52:50Okay. Stand in line, asshole.
00:52:52You're not the only one who wants to kill Lila Downs.
00:53:02Rami, I'm sorry I messed up.
00:53:05Hey, don't be. You were brave. I'm so proud of you.
00:53:13No Shane, don't answer.
00:53:18Death Red Hotline, how may I help you?
00:53:21You're a staff of the Arya? Arya?
00:53:30I'm so sorry. Yes, yes.
00:53:32Hey, I don't have much time so I'll cut right to the chase. I saw your online confession and I love it.
00:53:44I want you and your prince charming over here to come on my show for a sit down.
00:53:49We'll set the record straight and turn you into global sensations. How does that sound?
00:53:53Welcome to the talk. Arya here with Lila and Prince Rami. Lila, let's talk about the night you auctioned your virginity. What happened?
00:54:14Well, my father passed away recently and I was getting kicked out of my house. I was going to have to drop out of college because I didn't have a penny to my name and I had nothing to sell.
00:54:28Well, except, you know, I was desperate until Prince Rami bid one million dollars.
00:54:38Technically, no. My half-brother Caleb, who I loved and trusted, bid for me in hopes that a scandal would explode in my face.
00:54:48So is it really possible he may dethrone you?
00:54:54He will if I don't return home to marry Princess Hannah.
00:54:58But a king who doesn't have the freedom to marry who he loves is not a true king.
00:55:05It's not what I want.
00:55:07Lila, do you want to be queen?
00:55:09I just want what's best for Rami and us, including our baby.
00:55:20What? That's amazing.
00:55:23I just found out I was pregnant this morning.
00:55:26I love you.
00:55:28I love you too.
00:55:30You heard it here first. Prince Rami and Lila are having a baby. Congratulations.
00:55:36Congratulations.
00:55:41I'll be right back.
00:55:49Let's cut to commercial.
00:55:58Congratulations. Oh, my God. That's wonderful for you and for my show.
00:56:03Thanks. It was really a surprise.
00:56:07Do you know where the bathroom is? Lila's been in there for a while. I want to make sure everything is alright.
00:56:12Yeah, I noticed it too, so I sent my assistant in a minute ago to check on her.
00:56:16Lila left.
00:56:18Left? With who?
00:56:20Your sister. I don't know if she said she was your sister.
00:56:25I don't have a sister.
00:56:27Should we call 911?
00:56:28Caleb, I'm going to kill you.
00:56:34Trust me, brother. It's not me. But I'm pretty sure who did it. Can we talk?
00:56:40Caleb! Get me out of here!
00:56:43Caleb, help me! Right out of here!
00:56:46Right out of here!
00:56:48Oh my God, shut up!
00:56:50Are you crazy? What do you want?
00:56:51What do you mean am I crazy? This is nothing compared to what other people have done in the history of monarchy.
00:56:58And if you want to be your royal, you better do your homework.
00:57:01I'm a nobody. Why would you kidnap me?
00:57:04You're right. You are a nobody. But what's in your belly is an heir, which makes the perfect hostage for peace.
00:57:11You think you can get away with this? My phone's trapped. Rami's probably on his way to rescue me right now.
00:57:16Oh my God. You mean this phone?
00:57:22Now it's off.
00:57:24You know, I think I finally understand what you and Rami have in common.
00:57:29Honesty and stupidity.
00:57:34Rami! Help!
00:57:37There you go. The tracker only turns on when her phone is off.
00:57:43Based on the coordinates I see and everything you told me, it should be there.
00:57:54No, no, no. This doesn't make sense.
00:57:57Do you know where this is, Professor?
00:57:59This is the most impossible place on the earth where the stone can be.
00:58:03It explains everything.
00:58:05What the hell are you doing here?
00:58:22Rami, let's have a brother-to-brother talk, okay?
00:58:26Do you have any idea what your mom did? What Hannah did? Or what you've done?
00:58:35I didn't know she was gonna take it that far, okay?
00:58:38Never even want her to be king.
00:58:41I was just obsessed.
00:58:43I don't give a fuck about what you're obsessed with, Caleb!
00:58:44Rami.
00:58:49Just give me one more chance, man.
00:58:51I swear, this will be the last time.
00:58:53We're landing.
00:59:08Are you sure you don't want me to come with you after?
00:59:11Neither of us has time to wait.
00:59:13Go save your lady and your kid.
00:59:15I'll go get the stone. I got this. We got this.
00:59:19Alright. Caleb and I will drop you off. Then go to Hannah's.
00:59:24If you find it, bring it to us immediately.
00:59:28You will take me to Hannah's palace as a show of friendship and apology.
00:59:33Then I'll sneak off and find Lola.
00:59:37How are you planning on doing that?
00:59:39I'll improvise.
00:59:42Why do you trust this guy again?
00:59:46He's family.
00:59:49You put a lot of trust in family.
00:59:51Unlike you Americans, we actually forgive our brothers.
00:59:55This is the last time, Caleb.
00:59:57If it wasn't for-
00:59:58If it wasn't for me, what?
01:00:00You'd be happily married to Hannah?
01:00:18The tracker says Lola's this way.
01:00:19Okay, cool.
01:00:20I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:21I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:22I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:23I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:24I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:26I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:27I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:31Oh, Hannah. Haven't seen you in a while.
01:00:32What are you doing here?
01:00:33I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:36I have something to tell you about an epiphany.
01:00:37I have something to tell you about an epiphany.
01:00:38I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:39I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:41Okay, cool.
01:00:42Okay, cool.
01:00:46I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:56Oh, Hannah. Haven't seen you in a while.
01:00:59What are you doing here?
01:01:00I have something to tell you about an epiphany I had.
01:01:06Is it something I'd care about?
01:01:10You're a royal black sheep. You get to do what you want.
01:01:15Follow your dreams. Be who you are.
01:01:19Total freedom.
01:01:21Why are you just realizing this now?
01:01:24Because I'm thirsty.
01:01:31Want to talk about it over tea?
01:01:40Are you okay?
01:01:41Uh huh.
01:01:42You found me.
01:01:43It's fine.
01:01:49You almost might.
01:01:50I'm okay.
01:01:53You found me.
01:01:54You found me!
01:01:56That's fine.
01:01:58I almost feel so bad.
01:02:00I can't believe you found me. I missed you.
01:02:02I missed you.
01:02:04Oh my god.
01:02:06You're okay. I feel so bad.
01:02:08What a party.
01:02:12Pinna, let us go, please.
01:02:14I'm pregnant.
01:02:16I know. What, am I not feeding you enough?
01:02:18Chef? No, that's not what I meant.
01:02:20If I let you go,
01:02:22what do I get?
01:02:24Will I still get to be your queen, Rami?
01:02:26I'll find
01:02:28and return the heart of the earth
01:02:30and the oral concessions my father took from you.
01:02:32So many workarounds.
01:02:34I mean, put the crown on my head
01:02:36and all of our problems go away.
01:02:38Shared resources,
01:02:40shared peace,
01:02:42your lady and your kid will be safe as well.
01:02:44I mean, why is this so hard
01:02:46for you?
01:02:48You can take my life if you want.
01:02:50Rami, no!
01:02:51But I'm not marrying anyone
01:02:53except Lila.
01:02:55You won't be happy, Hannah.
01:02:56You don't love him.
01:02:57Enough!
01:02:59You guys call yourself princes.
01:03:01You're acting like children.
01:03:03Says the most childish one here.
01:03:05No.
01:03:06No.
01:03:07No.
01:03:08No.
01:03:09No.
01:03:10No.
01:03:11No.
01:03:12No.
01:03:13No.
01:03:14The End
01:03:19No.
01:03:21Yeah, keep going.
01:03:51Are you sure about this?
01:03:53I don't want to get shot.
01:03:54And you think I do?
01:03:55Hurry!
01:04:12Holy shit!
01:04:21Your Majesty, did you break the heart of the earth into little pieces?
01:04:26It's a diamond. Diamonds are for jewelry, not for politics.
01:04:30Aw, she stripped off all the black. Now it's just a dumb diamond.
01:04:34If anyone finds out what you did...
01:04:36They're not going to.
01:04:51Oh, there were two men in my bedroom and they tried to steal my crown and I shot them.
01:05:05Your Majesty, the crown is gone.
01:05:08You stole the stone?
01:05:30Do you know you almost started a war?
01:05:36Guards!
01:05:39Take her away.
01:05:42Get your hands off of me!
01:05:45Who do you think you are? I'm the queen!
01:05:48Get up!
01:05:57Oh my gosh, you shot us!
01:06:00How are we getting the hands?
01:06:02We drive.
01:06:04Drive?
01:06:06It takes 45 minutes to drive and two hours by airplane.
01:06:09The rules are weird.
01:06:10Let's go!
01:06:13Get out of my way!
01:06:16Or what?
01:06:17Are you going to shoot me?
01:06:18Or Rami?
01:06:19Or the pregnant white American girl?
01:06:21America means trouble.
01:06:31For my brother, my future nephew, and all the mess I made.
01:06:36Let's do this.
01:06:37Get off me!
01:06:38You bastards!
01:06:39This is my balance!
01:06:40Let me go.
01:06:41All of you are dead today.
01:06:42Especially you, Caleb.
01:06:43Together with you?
01:06:44That's not the worst thing you know.
01:06:45I've had a crush on you since I was six.
01:06:46Well, that's interesting.
01:06:47Because that's when I started hating you.
01:06:48Put her in here.
01:06:49It's okay.
01:06:50I got this.
01:06:51Take this, bro.
01:06:52What?
01:06:53What?
01:06:54I'm dead today.
01:06:55Especially you, Caleb.
01:06:56Together with you?
01:06:57That's not the worst thing you know.
01:06:58I've had a crush on you since I was six.
01:06:59Well, that's interesting.
01:07:00Because that's when I started hating you.
01:07:01Put her in here.
01:07:09It's okay.
01:07:10I got this.
01:07:11Take this, bro.
01:07:12Wait, is this the right door?
01:07:28I think that's what Zach told me.
01:07:32Well, it's now or never.
01:07:37Shane!
01:07:38Lila, hurry!
01:07:43Zach, drive!
01:07:44Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
01:07:52This is your pilot speaking.
01:07:54I'm sorry to say there's been a slight delay.
01:07:57We should be off in about five minutes.
01:08:29Sorry again about that delay, folks.
01:08:31We are now cruising at 35,000 feet.
01:08:33Sit back, relax, and enjoy the rest of the flight.
01:08:36Thank you, Carson.
01:08:37Here you are.
01:08:39So, this is commercial.
01:08:40What's everyone complaining about?
01:08:41It's not so bad.
01:08:42It's not so bad.
01:08:43Yeah.
01:08:44Oh my god.
01:08:45It's not so bad.
01:08:46Oh my god.
01:08:47I know.
01:08:48I know.
01:08:49That's so bad.
01:08:51Of course.
01:08:52You're good.
01:08:53You're good.
01:08:57So, this is commercial.
01:08:58What's everyone complaining about?
01:08:59It's not so bad.
01:09:00What do you get from all this?
01:09:17I get my revenge
01:09:19from when you held me hostage
01:09:21in the closet when we were six.
01:09:24Worst playdate ever.
01:09:28What the hell?
01:09:29I could have shot you.
01:09:30Isn't that what you wanted?
01:09:31No.
01:09:32I'm not a monster like you.
01:09:34You are exactly a monster like me.
01:09:45Whoa!
01:09:46Seven minutes in heaven?
01:09:47I can come back later.
01:09:52Wait, is that my mom's crown?
01:09:54It's the heart of the earth.
01:09:56Your mom broke it into pieces.
01:09:57I can't make you my queen.
01:10:08But I can give you this crown.
01:10:12My princess.
01:10:14Will you marry me?
01:10:18Yes!
01:10:18Welcome to the talk.
01:10:36Aria here.
01:10:38Peace has been restored in the Persian Gulf
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