00:00A nurse at a pediatric office called the police to report a woman who had been pooping in front
00:12of their building. The nurse stated the woman had relieved herself four times that day
00:16and was starting to frighten the patients.
00:30Are you using the bathroom out here in public or I did earlier because they're pissing me off in the stalls.
00:38The kids are making all this racket at night. They're making me shit myself in my diaper.
00:44They're doing it on purpose. It's an ongoing thing.
00:47Okay, well you can't be using the bathroom out here in the middle of the parking lot.
00:50People are complaining.
00:51Well, they always complain.
00:53I know, but that's not...
00:54They complain about everything. It's not that. It's about me. They say stupid bitch.
00:57They say stupid girl. It's not about the bathroom. It's about me, my smell, my car, my music.
01:03It's about everything, officer. Can't you understand anything?
01:07Calm down. Calm down.
01:08No, I'm not going to calm down. You know why? Because they're using my debit card now.
01:11The sheriff from your fucking place is using my debit card.
01:15She said, tonight I'm going to use Amy's debit card.
01:18Okay, I know nothing about that. I'm just here about something else.
01:20She used $642. I have it right here.
01:24Okay. Have you called and made a complaint about that?
01:25I don't have a phone because it got fucked up from the guy at the library.
01:29There is so much shit, I got to tell you.
01:31There is bullshit on top of bullshit tonight.
01:35Let me tell you something.
01:36You guys have got to get your shit together.
01:39I am at it.
01:41Okay.
01:42And don't you dare arrest me.
01:44Because I'm going to roll this window up and I'm going to have it.
01:46And if I lose this decal, my father's not heard from me for months now.
01:52There has been no phone calls to him.
01:53He does not know what the fuck's going on.
01:56He doesn't even know.
01:56I haven't seen a psychiatrist in months.
01:58You know who's not seen a psychiatrist since December?
02:01Since December?
02:02Yep.
02:03Okay.
02:03Do you need to go to the hospital?
02:04To talk to one?
02:05Oh, perfect.
02:06Let's go to a hospital.
02:07I still have meds.
02:09Okay, I'm just...
02:10Perfect!
02:11Let's go to a hospital, officer.
02:14Would you like to go to a hospital?
02:15Hell no!
02:16Okay.
02:17Why the hell should we go to a hospital?
02:18Because you said you haven't talked to somebody in a couple months.
02:21So I'm just offering that service to you.
02:22No, all you want to do is go to the audio.
02:24Okay.
02:24Jesus fucking Christ.
02:25I'm just offering you a service.
02:27You're complaining about something and I'm just trying to help you.
02:29You know what they do at JFK?
02:30What do they do?
02:31They send me back.
02:31Oh, we go to St. Mary's.
02:33You know what they do?
02:34They send me to Port...
02:35They send me to...
02:36What's that place called?
02:37Port St.
02:38What's it called?
02:40Oh, shit.
02:41I'm thinking of that person that is using my car.
02:43She went to...
02:45Wait, where's Delray?
02:46Is that north or south?
02:47She's using my car.
02:48Delray's south.
02:49All right.
02:49She's using...
02:50This person from your deputy's office is going south.
02:53She's using...
02:53She's using Boynton Beach.
02:56She's using...
02:57Sorry, I get so angry.
02:59That's what I'm in distress.
03:00I go like this.
03:00I get pissed.
03:01Listen, she's using it.
03:03And she's using...
03:04She's using the dollar store out this way.
03:07She's using the wall...
03:08A whole bunch of five Walmarts in a day.
03:11I had to rip up my car a couple days ago.
03:13I have had it!
03:14Okay, you don't need to yell.
03:15I haven't...
03:16I'm not yelling at you.
03:17I have to raise my voice at you.
03:17I am angry.
03:18Okay.
03:18I've had it.
03:19She used $645.
03:20I'm calm with you.
03:21You don't need to yell at me.
03:22$42.
03:23Okay.
03:24So, I don't know how people complain about a little shit in the parking lot.
03:27I never do that.
03:29Well, that's very indecent.
03:30That's why people are complaining about it.
03:31Well, I was behind my door.
03:32I do that at nighttime.
03:33Oh, we got to complain about that, too?
03:34Oh, I'm sorry.
03:35What am I supposed to do?
03:36Hold on.
03:36Am I supposed to shit in here?
03:37Oh, and I got...
03:38There's tons of other places besides the middle of a parking lot.
03:40There's no place to go in the middle of the nighttime.
03:41There's tons of other places.
03:43You're doing it in the middle of the day.
03:44Well, I'm sorry.
03:45I'm tired.
03:46I don't feel good.
03:46I haven't eaten all day.
03:47Do you realize that?
03:48I'm diabetic.
03:49Do you know I've been throwing up at night in here because people are smoking so much?
03:53And there's prostitution going on down here.
03:56Do you know that shit around here?
03:57Oh, I'm sure there is.
03:58I believe you.
03:59The Joe Blow is always going back there from Publix.
04:01Do you know the shit that goes on around?
04:02There's a Tommy time.
04:03I believe you.
04:03No, officer.
04:05There really is.
04:06I'm not joking.
04:06I said I believe you.
04:07I'm not saying you're joking.
04:08I believe you.
04:09I may be diabetic.
04:10There's a lot of homeless around here.
04:11I believe you.
04:12Do you have any idea on you?
04:13That way I can just know who I'm talking to?
04:15No, I'm afraid you'll take me in.
04:17Take you in?
04:17Just by looking at your ID?
04:19No, you're not going to have my ID.
04:20Okay, that's fine.
04:21I'm just asking.
04:21No, you don't even have my ID because you'll take me in.
04:24That's not true, but okay.
04:25No.
04:26My ID is locked up.
04:27I don't know where it is.
04:28That's fine.
04:28My purse has been stolen.
04:30That's fine.
04:31So it's gone.
04:33I'm sorry.
04:34Can you just run the hora?
04:35Possibly signal point.
04:38Yeah, you're looking for it.
04:40Looking for what?
04:41You're looking for that ID.
04:43No.
04:43Sorry, that ID is out of the gate.
04:45So do me a favor.
04:46So defecating in public is illegal.
04:47I do not want to arrest you, okay?
04:49I'm telling you this right now.
04:50So please don't let them.
04:52What about peeing or changing a shirt?
04:54It doesn't matter.
04:54You're defecating in public.
04:55That is illegal.
04:56Peeing, pooping, doesn't matter what it is.
04:58What about changing a shirt?
05:00Changing a shirt?
05:01What do you mean?
05:01Yeah, they complain about that too?
05:03I haven't had any complaints, but if somebody sees you, that's indecent exposure.
05:07Oh my gosh.
05:08So everything's illegal.
05:09Yeah, so just try to not do it in the middle of-
05:10So pretending meds or brushing your teeth, that's illegal too?
05:13No, not at all.
05:14Okay.
05:14So just try not to do anything illegal in public.
05:17What if you're cleaning yourself?
05:17What if you're cleaning your armpits?
05:18Is that illegal too?
05:20No, not as long as somebody doesn't see you indecently exposed.
05:23Okay.
05:24So if you're cleaning your leg-
05:25Because the men get all upset.
05:26They're like, she's cleaning her legs again.
05:27I'm like, I'm not doing anything.
05:28She's cleaning her legs.
05:29Well, you're also littering all over their park a lot.
05:31Well, I'm pissed off.
05:32That's a sign that-
05:33Well, that doesn't-
05:34Being pissed off doesn't mean you can break laws.
05:36Play it.
05:37I-
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