00:00Emma Dale, and you wouldn't think they need a real baby for scenes like this, but you'd be wrong.
00:14And action.
00:16Is it all right if I examine her?
00:19Why, do you think something's wrong?
00:21Well, just let me have a little look at her.
00:23How are her nappies?
00:25Are they dirty?
00:26Er, yeah, all the time.
00:27And when she says all the time, she means it.
00:30Ah.
00:32What? What is it?
00:35I think I know what the problem is.
00:40Good girl.
00:41Good girl, that was hilarious.
00:46I think I know what the problem is.
00:51By the way, that was the baby, that was the thing.
00:55A likely story.
00:57I always blame mine on Alicia Dixon.
01:03What would you?
01:04Yeah.
01:05Back in Emmerdale, Jimmy actor Nick Miles keeps a watchful eye over young Alfie Clark playing Arthur.
01:12And action.
01:13He knows that life in the village can take its toll.
01:16When did this happen?
01:17Yesterday.
01:18Mum told us...
01:20What?
01:22Oh, sorry.
01:24Who are you talking to?
01:26I don't know.
01:27OK, he's talking to me.
01:28I think he's talking to the ghosts.
01:31He's been here too long.
01:33I've tried talking to the Emmerdale ghosts, but all they bang on about is beating EastEnders at the TV Quick Awards 20 years ago.
01:40I don't know what to say.
01:41Over in Emmerdale, Dr Liam is about to get an unexpected, although totally scripted, visit from the police.
01:51What's happened?
01:52Liam Kavanagh, I'm arresting you on suspicion of assault.
01:55You can't.
01:56You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something, which you'll later rely on in court.
02:02Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
02:04Do you understand?
02:07It'll be fine.
02:08No, it won't.
02:10I should have known this was coming.
02:13But he wouldn't have known this was coming.
02:15Ah.
02:17No, sorry.
02:19No, it's fine.
02:21Oh, I didn't feel that, wasn't it?
02:23Sure was.
02:24Ouch.
02:25Ouch.
02:26Trap skin.
02:27Someone call him a doctor.
02:29Oh, he is the doctor.
02:32Oh, I've seen you guys.
02:36White brain.
02:37No.
02:38After this scene, the actress playing the policewoman was arrested for assault.
02:43Anyone know if they do those handcuffs in a large?
02:49Fights on Emmerdale often start when someone gets the wrong end of the stick.
02:54I just want to know you're all right.
03:05Yeah, well, I am.
03:06There's nothing to be like that.
03:08Matty, your jacket's inside out.
03:09But the wrong end of a jacket, and suddenly everyone's friends again.
03:16Emmerdale now, where Charity and Mackenzie are enjoying a secret picnic in the woods.
03:23But Charity's not getting her hands on his sausage roll any time soon.
03:27You can't be here.
03:30They can't see you here.
03:31Can you just get in the bush, please?
03:33You've got to be...
03:34Just get in the bush!
03:37Go!
03:37A classic bit of Emmerdale argy-bargy later, and the coast is clear.
03:42How was I to know?
03:44Congrats.
03:45You've ruined this like you've ruined everything.
03:47But they'll soon find that shooting the end of this scene is no picnic.
03:55On your set.
03:57And action.
04:03Can I come out now?
04:06Nope.
04:12It wasn't in the script, but they like this take so much, they kept it in.
