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Crypto the magnificent
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Do you really count this?
1 year ago
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You count calories. I count green leaves.
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Wild laughs
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Do you really count this?
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Is this the reason?
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Who needs policies for peace?
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"Y'all arguing about gas prices" 😆😆😆
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"You have Google Maps" 😄😄😄
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"You talk to Siri" 😄😄😄
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"Humans cheat on diets" 😄😄😄
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"You cry over exes" 😄😄😄
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"You invented smartphones " 😄😄😄
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"I don't jog" 😂😂😂
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"Everyone rushes at airports" 😆😆😆
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"Wanderlust?" 😁😁😁
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"I took a trip around the world" 😁😁😁
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"They invented AI to think less" 😆😆😆
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"Humans overthink everything" 😂😂😂
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"Overthinking won't fix your problems" 😁😁😁
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"The only app I use is nap" 😆😆😆
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"Humans fear missing out" 😁😁😁
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"Why fly first class" 😂😂😂
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"Humans take selfies" 😁😁😁
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"Wherever I go.........." 😁😁😁
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"I don't need a map" 😆😆😆
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"Humans stress over hair loss" 😁😁😁
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"They invented alarm clocks" 😁😁😁
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"They call themselves advanced"
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"I travel only by legs" 😁😁😁
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"They do yoga to find inner peace" 😆😆😆
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"Humans need motivation to wake up early" 😆😆😆
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"Tech Tip" 😆😆😆
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"I don't need a smartwatch" 😆😆😆
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"They build gyms to lift weights" 😁😁😁
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"Both Stressful" 😂😂😂
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"Humans invented cars to go fast" 😃😃😃
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"Humans invented stress" 🤣🤣🤣
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"They stress over rent" 🤣🤣🤣
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"My Wi-Fi......" 🤣🤣🤣
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"I'm one blink away" 🤣🤣🤣
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"Other animals hustle" 😄😄😄
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"Don't mistake my silence for peace" 😂😂😂
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False Consolation
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Grass-licies 😎
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"Humans made AI to think for them" 😁😁😁
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"You fight over politics" 😆😆😆
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"I don't need Face ID" 😁😁😁
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"You made drones fly" 😁😁😁
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"The election season is heating up" 😁😁😁
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"You call it procrastination" 😁😁😁
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"I have horns" 😁😁😁
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"They travel for photos" 😁😁😁
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"They asked if I have baggage" 😆😆😆
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"Humans read self-help books" 😆😆😆
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"Passport?" 😂😂😂
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"They say follow your heart " 😆😆😆
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"They meditate for peace" 😆😆😆
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"Tech upgrade?" 😆😆😆
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"They pay for yoga" 😆😆😆
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"They build gyms" 😆😆😆
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"Every step I take" 😆😆😆
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"I don't do road trips" 😆😆😆
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"Travel light?" 😆😆😆
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"My travel plan?" 😁😁😁
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"People say follow your dreams" 😄😄😄
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"Humans fight over borders"
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"Humans invented mirrors" 😄😄😄
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"Passport?" 😂😂😂
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"They call it common sense " 😁😁😁
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"Humans chase peace like....." 😁😁😁
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"Charging my soul with sunlight" 😁😁😁
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"Humans have cloud storage" 😁😁😁
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"Humans go on vacation to disconnect" 😂😂😂
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"Humans scroll for hours" 🤣🤣🤣
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"I don't chase Wi-Fi" 😂😂😂
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"You watch nature documentaries" 😂😂😂
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"Humans panic over low battery"
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"I radiate peace" 😂😂😂
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"Why stand" 😂😂😂
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"I do yoga without moving" 🤣🤣🤣
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"I run only when......" 😂😂😂
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Do you agree with me?
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Do you also wish this?
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Do you know why I am so calm?
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Is that your aim this year too?
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What do you think about this?
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Some facts 😉
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What is your opinion?
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Is this correct?
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You do the same
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Is this true?
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Is that it?
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What is your opinion about this?
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Are you going to do the same this year?
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That's absolutely true.
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New Year's Resolution
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Is this true?
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Do you also check your phone every minute?
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Do you also have this condition?
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Some facts about you
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Is this the same level of trust you have?
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