- 6 months ago
- Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins
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02:59Can't we just pull one from inbound?
03:01Oh, sure, Hanson.
03:02We'll give you a car we pulled off the hill last week.
03:04Kids would never recognize an electric blue roadrunner with boy in the boogie painted across the hood.
03:08That's what our boy's driving.
03:13No plates.
03:13No plates.
03:14Less wind resistance.
03:15The driver's a white male, brown hair, 16 to 18.
03:18Yeah, that narrows it down.
03:20It's good for at least a dozen pursuits and three hit-and-run felonies.
03:24We can't catch one guy?
03:26Oh, we almost had him last night, but when he busted through a red light at 120, the city added one black and white and a civilian vehicle to the loss column.
03:35So much for budget cuts.
03:37Yeah, well, these races are becoming a big draw.
03:40The city's traffic was trying to work it, but the races have scanners and lookouts.
03:43Hey, watch it!
03:44Why can't they just shoot it and put it out of its misery?
03:50All done.
04:03My ears are ringing.
04:04What?
04:06This is a vintage machine.
04:07It's a work of art.
04:08It's like a Da Vinci.
04:10Now it's a Warhol.
04:13Russell?
04:30Russell Buckins?
04:32In person!
04:34Woo!
04:35Ha-ha!
04:36Marko, Marko, Marko, Marko!
04:38Woo!
04:39Woo!
04:40Oh, man!
04:41Old friend?
04:42There he is.
04:42Oh, man, looking real good.
04:43The panel, Russell Buckins.
04:45Hey, you a cop, too?
04:46Yeah.
04:47Hey, bust me, please.
04:48Send me to jail.
04:49Let me learn a trade.
04:50Ha-ha!
04:51You're out of work again.
04:52Hey, my occupational hazard is my occupation's just not around.
04:56Jimmy Buffett.
04:57Let's see.
04:57Last time we talked, you were still working at that radio station.
05:00You get fired.
05:01I played Louie Louie 48 hours straight.
05:04Hey, it was an all Louie Louie weekend.
05:06I bolted myself into the control booth.
05:09They had to get me out with an axe.
05:11What?
05:11That was you?
05:12Yep.
05:12I've known this guy since kindergarten.
05:14What are you doing here?
05:15Eh, yeah, I'm just cruising on through to the mountains.
05:17And, uh, I'm going to a wedding of a friend of yours.
05:21A very special friend.
05:27Who?
05:28Nope, you've got a guess.
05:29But I'll give you a hint.
05:30It's somebody you'd never expect.
05:33Who?
05:34Debbie Eaton.
05:36Read it and weep, pal.
05:38Debbie Eaton?
05:40Debbie Eaton.
05:42Debbie Eaton!
05:44So, I was thinking I'd crash here tonight,
05:47and tomorrow cruise on up in my convertible.
05:50You want to go?
05:51Debbie Eaton's getting married.
05:59Whoa, ho, ho, ho, ho.
06:01Tom, just wanted you to know
06:03it's the things we never said that were important.
06:07Love you always, Deb.
06:11That's nice.
06:12Always?
06:13Always?
06:14Yeah, always turned out to be three and a half weeks.
06:17Well, what happened?
06:17I don't know.
06:20We were just heading in a separate direction.
06:22Fool.
06:22You blew it, man.
06:23You could have made your big move, but you choked.
06:25No, we just never got that far.
06:26I always had it in the back of my mind to call her.
06:29Well, it's a good thing you didn't wait too long.
06:31It was always an obstacle.
06:33You were the obstacle, man.
06:36Uh, there's something I'm missing here.
06:39Details?
06:43I met her at a party four weeks before school ended.
06:46I was nuts about her.
06:49So we started going out, but I had a girlfriend.
06:52We both knew there was something there,
06:54but the timing was bad.
06:56And then the next thing you know, ba-boom.
06:58Graduation.
06:59She went to Europe, then to Michigan State.
07:01I went there too.
07:02Well, a couple of years anyway.
07:04A major didn't sleep in.
07:05Getting high.
07:05So, did you ever see her again?
07:09Well, we were supposed to get together for Christmas,
07:11the fall of her freshman year.
07:13We're gonna go down to Florida for winter break.
07:15But you choked.
07:17I didn't choke.
07:18I had to work.
07:19I was going to the academy.
07:20I was helping my mom.
07:21That was the turning point, man.
07:23You'll make me sick.
07:27So, who's she married?
07:28Some clown that went to law school.
07:31So, what's it gonna be?
07:33You gonna cruise up to the mountains with me?
07:38Or what?
07:40I mean, Tommy, she's getting married.
07:43I mean, this could be your last chance
07:45to ask her out on a date.
07:48She's ready.
07:50I can't.
07:52I got a court date.
07:53I got to work.
07:59He is right, you know.
08:01Give me a break, will ya?
08:02Russell hasn't changed a bit.
08:04He's still living day to day.
08:06I don't know how the hell he ever made it to college.
08:08When you were in high school,
08:09did you have an onion head haircut?
08:10Did you wear a crew neck t-shirt with a pocket protector?
08:13I did not have a pocket protector.
08:14Two out of three.
08:15Did you ever get sent to detention?
08:19Did...
08:19Did you ever get caught shoplifting?
08:22Or get an F for blowing off your homework?
08:25That's what I thought.
08:27All right, so I was a responsible kid.
08:29What's wrong with that?
08:31Green means go.
08:41Woo!
08:45A responsible guy like you's got to have what?
08:55Three, four days' worth of overtime?
08:57Hey, hey, she's getting married.
08:58Going up there's not going to change that.
09:00Didn't you ever see the graduate?
09:01It never changes.
09:04It never gets smarter.
09:07What's the big deal?
09:08Hanson, did you ever drag race?
09:10Did you ever borrow somebody's car and go for a ride?
09:13Did you ever get into a brawl after a football game?
09:16Hanson, did you ever punch somebody out?
09:19I'm going to punch you out in about ten seconds.
09:21Now you're talking?
09:22You missed something, my friend.
09:24You missed being a teenager.
09:28Maybe.
09:30Now they pay me to do that.
09:32I don't know.
09:51I don't know.
09:51Bye.
09:51Bye.
09:54Bye.
09:56Bye.
09:57Bye.
09:58The smoke was blowing up the car.
10:12The guy's so far back, he doesn't even know what's going on.
10:15And the smoke checks can be a drag, huh?
10:16I'm in the middle of a story here.
10:18Hey, tell me Lockhart.
10:24I heard you come in.
10:28Is that your Mustang?
10:30Uh-huh.
10:31Is she all barking, no bite?
10:33Well, I don't know if she bites, but nobody's ever been able to get in front of her.
10:36I don't know.
10:38You don't look so fast to me.
10:42Let's blow.
10:46Good one, who spotted you as a tough guy right away.
10:49Hey!
10:51He's a lot more dangerous than he looks.
10:54What, did his daddy buy him that car?
10:56Yeah, well, I'll tell you what, you're the one that's walking away from me.
11:03You know something?
11:05You're trying too hard.
11:08You gotta earn the right to race me.
11:10First you race Charlie, then little Mike, then Spector.
11:15Then, maybe, we'll talk.
11:18Oh, and, uh, we're not gonna race for nothing.
11:21Oh, I don't ever race for nothing.
11:23Five hundred bucks against your pink slip.
11:25Let's go.
11:26Right now.
11:27I think you're so fast.
11:29Well, get the hell out of here and go home, huh?
11:31Hey, hey, hey!
11:32Come on, if I talk to my man, the man's gonna blow your doors off.
11:34Can I talk to him?
11:36Somebody ought to.
11:37Here, come here.
11:38You okay?
11:39I can beat this guy.
11:40Beat him?
11:41What are you talking about?
11:42You're not even supposed to race him.
11:43Well, I gotta get into the line, don't I?
11:44Well, just make sure you make the call.
11:45Oh, I'll make the call.
11:46Well, good, cause he looks like he could blow your doors off.
11:49Three ninety-six, maybe four fifty-four.
11:50You're out of your league, friend.
11:51Hey, we don't got the cash.
11:52But, uh, I'll put up the pink slip.
11:53Done.
11:54Okay, listen up.
11:55Okay, listen up.
11:56I'll make the call.
11:57I'll make the call.
11:58Well, good, cause he looks like he could blow your doors off.
12:00Three ninety-six, maybe four fifty-four.
12:01You're out of your league, friend.
12:03Hey, we don't got the cash.
12:08But, uh, I'll put up the pink slip.
12:11Done.
12:13Okay, listen up.
12:24As soon as the red Chevelle is on the starting line, Hanson will ready us in.
12:28And remember, we want the red Chevelle.
12:31Any others you scoop up as gravy.
12:33Any questions?
12:41Star is in place.
12:42Where's Hanson?
12:43He's coming up through the starting line.
12:46All right, stand by.
13:12What the hell?
13:13What the hell?
13:14What the hell?
13:18What the hell?
13:22What the hell?
13:26What the hell?
13:56What the hell?
13:57What the hell?
13:58What the hell?
14:03How is he?
14:16Not good.
14:17You had an undercover officer out there racing with him?
14:20A police officer racing a car 100 miles an hour in the middle of the night?
14:23Look, Mr. Walker, both the officer involved and myself are terribly sorry for what happened to your son.
14:28But he was out there on the street breaking the law without anybody twisting his arm.
14:33And it wasn't the first time.
14:36He will face charges for what he's done.
14:40Only if he lives, Captain.
14:49You guys are going back to the academy.
14:51What?
14:52Are you kidding?
14:54Do I look like I'm kidding, pinhole?
14:57No.
15:00It's departmental policy for young officers who commit a grievous error.
15:04You'll be interviewed by IAD.
15:06Then you're to be recycled through the academy starting tomorrow at 0600 hours.
15:09Wait a second.
15:10When did I become my partner's keeper?
15:12Today you were sworn in.
15:14I was 50 yards away.
15:16What did you want me to do?
15:17Throw my body in front of the cars?
15:18I didn't know he was going to take off.
15:21You acquiesced, pinhole.
15:23IAD is going to file a 181 on you.
15:25He didn't do anything.
15:26It was my fault.
15:27That's right.
15:28He didn't do anything.
15:30That's why the department calls it acquiescing.
15:33Partners are responsible for each other.
15:35You know that.
15:36And you know that it works both ways.
15:38Your screw-up last night could cost him his job, too.
15:41Think about it.
15:44That's all.
15:47Acquiescing?
15:48Oh, and Hanson?
15:50Get a unit to take you home.
15:52Your car's been impounded as evidence.
15:54Well, you've picked a great time to become irresponsible.
16:01Good morning.
16:02Good morning, sir!
16:04Let me give you all four words of advice.
16:08Don't.
16:09Make.
16:10Me.
16:11Angry.
16:14Okay, listen up.
16:16Putrell.
16:17Here, sir.
16:18Abrams.
16:19Here, sir.
16:20Wilson.
16:21Here, sir.
16:23Pryor.
16:24Here, sir.
16:26Penhall.
16:28Here, sir.
16:32Welcome back, Officer Penhall.
16:35Good to be back, sir.
16:38For those of you who don't know Officer Penhall, he's an example of what you don't want to become.
16:45He's being recycled.
16:47Couldn't make it on the outside.
16:50But he's being given one more chance.
16:51So, let's all try and keep him from screwing it up.
16:57Hmm?
16:59Because he sure looks like he could.
17:06Hanson.
17:10Hanson.
17:14Hanson!
17:15Hanson!
17:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
17:21Woo!
17:27Man, have you lost your mind?
17:28You sure you want to do this?
17:30Yes, and I don't want to hear any lectures from you.
17:32Okay, fine.
17:33But I just want to remind you that you're the guy who folds his socks before you put them in your drawer.
17:38Yeah, well, maybe I'm tired of folding my socks.
17:41Okay.
17:42Well, welcome aboard.
17:43But you better wear your helmet.
17:45Boy, it's never gonna be surprised to see you.
17:48Doesn't it scare you the way you're living?
17:50No job, no security.
17:52Hey, I got security.
17:54I got security knowing I don't owe nobody for anything.
17:56And I can go wherever I want, whenever I want.
18:01But what about you, man?
18:02I mean, you like what you're doing?
18:05I mean, what are they gonna do to you for not showing up?
18:08Fire me.
18:10Shrewd move, Hanson.
18:13Just drive, man.
18:15Yeah.
18:19Hey, Russell.
18:21Yo.
18:23Good to see you, man.
18:24See you here, baby.
18:25I just got a call from the Academy.
18:35Hanson didn't show.
18:36Well, where is he?
18:38I don't know, Hoffs.
18:39That's why I called you in here.
18:41Find him. Now.
18:42Yes, sir.
18:43Uh, Captain, what about the prelim in the Lafco case?
18:46What about it?
18:48Well, Hanson and I got subpoenaed last week.
18:50Now, the hearing's tomorrow.
18:51Find Hanson.
18:52How'd I get stuck with you, Penhall?
18:53The name begins with P, you idiot.
19:07Penhall, Prior Pinhead.
19:10Penhall, do you have something to say?
19:13Nelson.
19:15Penhall, why are you here?
19:18I love being a police officer, sir.
19:21No.
19:23You are here because you're a screw-up.
19:26You were a screw-up the first time you were here, and all you've done since you've left is screw-up.
19:31Because he's always been the strongest part of my game, sir.
19:35You know why you screw-up Penhall?
19:38Because you've forgotten how to be a team member.
19:41When a police officer works undercover, he gets to dress like a lowlife and talk like a lowlife.
19:48After a while, he's not careful.
19:50He forgets what he is, and he starts acting like a lowlife.
19:57Sir, permission to be assigned another partner due to a personal conflict?
20:04Denied.
20:06During your 20 years of service, you're going to be assigned a lot of lousy partners.
20:09Get used to it.
20:13Class!
20:15Accept Penhall.
20:17Ten hut!
20:21Now, Officer Penhall, you stay here and act like an individual,
20:26while the rest of the team goes out for coffee.
20:31Class!
20:33Dismissed!
20:40Hey!
20:42Pull that hat up, recruits.
20:45Thank God. You've come to pull me out of here, right?
20:47I got a case I gotta deal with.
20:49Sorry, Penhall, but we're on a Hanson hunt.
20:51Oh, great.
20:53Hanson screws up, and I gotta pay for it? Again?
20:56You know where he is, Doug?
20:58No, don't you?
20:59Well, we checked his house, we phoned Amy and his mom, and nobody knows where he is.
21:03Yeah, he better show up. IED's climbing all over Fuller.
21:06Besides, he gotta testify in the prelim in the morning.
21:07He could get canned for this.
21:10Hanson? Canned?
21:12He's never done anything wrong in his life.
21:14He doesn't even know anybody who's done anything wrong in his life.
21:17Except for me.
21:20What?
21:21Russell Buckins.
21:24See, Hanson, the problem is, we all have this inflated view of our own importance, but the reality is, we're all just synthetic fiber on some space mutant shoes.
21:36You got any proof to back that up?
21:39Hey, if you'd have been a little bit more selfish, maybe we wouldn't be watching Debbie Eaton's wedding from the cheap seats.
21:45I always wondered what Debbie'd be like.
21:49Yeah, I know what you mean, man.
21:52She was always some kind of fantasy for me, you know?
21:55Ebs-a-freaking-lutely.
21:57But the thing is, I always wondered if the real thing could ever be as good as the fantasy.
22:04It was better.
22:07What?
22:11What was better?
22:12It'll be better.
22:13It'll be better.
22:14It'll be better.
22:16Hey, I got a problem with tenses, alright?
22:19You had her.
22:21Hanson, we're in the middle of a major thoroughfare here.
22:23Tell me the truth, we'll rip your throat out.
22:30Hey, it was a long time ago in college for...
22:33I mean, come on.
22:38We were friends, we were at school together.
22:42You know, these things happen.
22:47My friend.
22:49Hey, Tommy, it was one time, you know?
22:59If it makes you feel any better.
23:04She screamed your name, man.
23:12I'm telling you, you can do it, man.
23:13You do it.
23:14I would, but you know I got a bad back.
23:15Since when?
23:16Since just now.
23:17Look, it's 500 bucks.
23:18All you gotta do is stay in the ring for 60 seconds.
23:19With Sheila.
23:20No.
23:21Come on.
23:22One minute, 60 seconds.
23:23Look, you can buy Debbie a hell of a wedding gift.
23:24I'm telling you, you can do it, man.
23:25I'm telling you, you can do it, man.
23:26You do it.
23:27I would, but you know I got a bad back.
23:28Since when?
23:29Since just now.
23:30Look, it's 500 bucks.
23:31All you gotta do is stay in the ring for 60 seconds.
23:32With Sheila.
23:33No.
23:34Come on.
23:35One minute, 60 seconds.
23:36Look, you can buy Debbie a hell of a wedding gift.
23:37No.
23:38Look, I'll take your picture.
23:39We can show it off at the wedding.
23:40Bet you don't make Debbie like you better.
23:41Oh, come on, man.
23:42How big can Sheila be?
23:43Yeah.
23:44Oh, come on, man.
23:45How big can Sheila be?
23:46Yeah.
23:47Yeah.
23:48Yeah.
23:49Yeah.
23:50Yeah.
23:51Yeah.
23:52Yeah.
23:53Yeah.
23:54Yeah.
23:55Yeah.
23:56Yeah.
23:57Yeah.
23:58Yeah.
23:59Yeah.
24:00Yeah.
24:01Yeah.
24:02Yeah.
24:03Yeah.
24:04Yeah.
24:05Yeah.
24:24Yeah.
24:25Yeah.
24:26This is the stuff the legends are made of.
24:27Yeah.
24:28Yeah.
24:29Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila!
24:46Got it.
24:54All right.
24:55You and your partner receive a radio call.
25:01There's a 211 suspect, armed and dangerous, hiding out somewhere in this building.
25:07Now, when you get here, the building has already been evacuated.
25:11What about the guy in the bathroom?
25:12That's okay. They got the guy in the bathroom.
25:16How about the basement?
25:18The building has been evacuated.
25:20What about the guy in the bathroom's gun?
25:23He was unarmed.
25:24No, he wasn't. See, he taped his gun to the back of the toilet.
25:26They got the gun that was taped to the back of the toilet, Penhall.
25:32Anything else?
25:33Just a thought, sir. Didn't want anybody to get hurt.
25:37Good.
25:39Okay, Penhall and Pryor first up, go.
25:42Where are you going?
25:58The back room. You take the front.
26:00The book says we're supposed to stick together?
26:03Two-man perimeter search?
26:04The book don't work on the street.
26:06You just said so yourself.
26:08Come on, man. We can cover more ground this way.
26:14We can handle it.
26:18Don't hurt yourself.
26:19Don't hurt yourself.
26:20Don't hurt yourself.
26:20Don't hurt yourself.
26:21Don't hurt yourself.
26:22Don't hurt yourself.
26:22Don't hurt yourself.
26:23Don't hurt yourself.
26:24Don't hurt yourself.
26:24Don't hurt yourself.
26:25Don't hurt yourself.
26:25Don't hurt yourself.
26:26Don't hurt yourself.
26:26Don't hurt yourself.
26:27Don't hurt yourself.
26:27Don't hurt yourself.
26:28Don't hurt yourself.
26:28Don't hurt yourself.
26:29Don't hurt yourself.
26:29Don't hurt yourself.
26:30Don't hurt yourself.
26:30Don't hurt yourself.
26:31Don't hurt yourself.
26:32Don't hurt yourself.
26:32Don't hurt yourself.
26:33Don't hurt yourself.
26:34Don't hurt yourself.
26:35Don't hurt yourself.
26:36Don't hurt yourself.
26:37Don't hurt yourself.
26:38Don't hurt yourself.
26:39Don't hurt yourself.
26:40You're dead.
27:09Congratulations, Penhall.
27:11You're dead.
27:12I'll call my parents, sir.
27:14And what were you doing without your partner?
27:18I hadn't realized that my partner had started the preliminary search without me, sir.
27:23Thanks for covering me.
27:42Look, I'm sorry, man.
27:47It just came out.
27:48Forget about it.
27:49It won't happen again, partner.
27:53I'm not your partner.
27:55You don't know the first thing about being somebody's partner.
27:58Look, I'm sorry.
27:59I screwed us up.
28:00You want me to tell Shields I will, okay?
28:02Taking off on your own wasn't the mistake.
28:05The mistake was I just shouldn't have let you do it.
28:14Hanson.
28:15Tom Hanson.
28:16He's a guest at the Eaton wedding.
28:19No, I don't know what the groom's name is.
28:22No, no, no.
28:23He's not in the wedding.
28:24He...
28:24No, he's not the groom.
28:27Thank you very much.
28:29Nothing?
28:31Well, I've still got 20 hotels left.
28:33That is, if my ears hold out that long.
28:36I hope Aoki's having better luck.
28:38Mr. Neely, why is Officer Tom Hanson not present?
28:42Some sort of an emergency, I'm sure.
28:45This case will be continued until 9 a.m. tomorrow.
28:51Officer Aoki.
28:54Tell Mr. Hanson that if he does not have a valid excuse
28:57for ignoring his subpoena,
28:59he will be found in contempt.
29:01And he will be fined or imprisoned.
29:04Thank you very much.
29:11Good.
29:12You're up.
29:15I'll be honest, Hanson,
29:17I've never seen anybody degenerate this fast before.
29:20What did I sleep on, man?
29:22I mean, you blow off your job,
29:24you wrestle a bear,
29:25you get a tattoo.
29:26I mean, what can I say?
29:27I'm impressed.
29:32I thought I was dreaming.
29:34Ah, you were, kind of.
29:35I tell you,
29:36a lot of guys wouldn't let somebody
29:38brand new work on their arm.
29:40Took a lot of guts.
29:42I read about guys dying from these things.
29:44You can get blood poisoning.
29:46Never happened.
29:46You had too much alcohol in you.
29:48How could you let me get a tattoo?
29:50Would you forget about the tattoo?
29:52You can't forget about a tattoo, man.
29:53That's the point.
29:56You got one?
29:57Uh, no.
29:59Hey, I'm just looking for the right object.
30:03I mean, an Indian's perfect for you,
30:05me.
30:06I got to look around.
30:09So look, here's the plan.
30:11Uh, we blow in the tub,
30:13clean up,
30:14hit a few bars,
30:15whatever.
30:16The rehearsal dinner is set for seven.
30:19That's when we make our entrance.
30:21We're going to crash Debbie's rehearsal dinner.
30:22Yeah, so we someplace else first.
30:25I mean, once she sees you,
30:26she's probably going to blow off
30:27the wedding anyway.
30:28When she sees me,
30:29she's probably not going to recognize me.
30:31Relax, man.
30:32She told me she never forgets a face.
30:36All right, all right.
30:37New plan.
30:38You stand in the back of the chapel,
30:40pound on the window,
30:41and yell,
30:42Elaine!
30:43Elaine!
30:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
30:45Hey, what's the matter, man?
30:49You going to puke or something?
30:50I've got to be nuts, man.
30:52What am I doing here?
30:54Look, you called the hospital.
30:56I mean, the kid in the wreck
30:57is going to be fine.
30:58I'm talking about Debbie.
31:00There's nothing between us anymore.
31:02You're wrong, man.
31:02No, it's all in my head.
31:04I'm telling you,
31:06she screamed her name, man.
31:08I got it.
31:08I'm not going to make a fool out of myself.
31:10Hanson, don't wuss out at me now.
31:12I mean, we're only a half a tank of...
31:14Whoa!
31:20Yes, sir.
31:28I will tell him that.
31:31I'm glad I could help.
31:34Well, let's see.
31:36$500 fine plus $150 for towing the Jeep.
31:40By the way,
31:41it's impounded and undriveable.
31:43Hey, give me a break, huh?
31:45I mean, vehicular cowicide?
31:47I mean, is that really on the books?
31:50That was a $5,500 cow, son,
31:53and you don't have any insurance.
31:54Well, hey, neither did the cow.
31:56I mean, this is a no-fault state, isn't it?
32:01Undercover cop, huh?
32:03Yeah, you had a great time here, Sheriff.
32:05Can we go now?
32:06Yeah, we got this wedding to make.
32:08Somebody want to call us a limo?
32:09Your Captain Fuller tells me
32:10you're a day late for court, Hanson.
32:12You don't show up first thing in the morning,
32:14your whole case is blown.
32:15Were you just planning on not showing up, son?
32:19No, I just forgot about the subpoena,
32:21and there's no way I can make it now.
32:24I could give you a lift to the rent-a-car,
32:25you drive straight through,
32:26you should make it in time.
32:28Hey, come on, Hanson.
32:28You're not serious, man.
32:30We got the wedding, man.
32:32Where in hell did you pick up this felon?
32:35I appreciate that, sir.
32:37I really do.
32:37Come on.
32:38We got a wedding to stop, huh?
32:39I don't think he got much choice.
32:41Oh, of course he's got a choice.
32:43I mean, this is America, isn't it?
32:46Look, I can't go to this wedding, man.
32:47I'm a cop.
32:48I got a lot of responsibilities.
32:49I knew it.
32:50I knew it.
32:51I knew you'd wuss out.
32:52I mean, isn't this perfect?
32:54You are one yard away from the goal line,
32:56and you call timeouts.
32:58Don't play for the tie.
33:01Go for the touchdown.
33:02Go for the ah, ah, touchdown.
33:08Ah, ah, touchdown.
33:12I can't.
33:14One time.
33:16Goal to goal.
33:23Who is this guy?
33:25Russell, back in us.
33:32You look great, Deb.
33:35Extremely great.
33:37What do you say we ditched this guy?
33:38We can be in Vegas in about seven hours.
33:41Well, I don't think so.
33:41I mean, the last time we did Vegas.
33:43Hey, the kid settled out of court.
33:46Hey, you are never going to guess
33:51who almost made it here with me.
33:52Who?
33:53Nope, you got to guess,
33:54but I'll give you a hint.
33:56It's somebody you'd never expect.
34:00Tommy Hansen.
34:02Tommy?
34:03Yeah, well, the invitation said
34:05I could bring a baby.
34:06How is he?
34:07Gained about 30 or 40 pounds,
34:09but, you know,
34:10you can still make out his face.
34:13I'm kidding.
34:14He looks great.
34:15You remembered me?
34:17Are you kidding me?
34:18I couldn't get the guy to shut up.
34:20You didn't say anything about...
34:27Oh, you mean that night before finals
34:29in your dorm room
34:30when you screamed out his name?
34:37No.
34:39Come on.
34:40What kind of guy do you think I am?
34:41Oh, great.
34:43Thanks, Russell.
34:45Hey, do I detect the smell of a torch here?
34:48Just tell me what he said.
34:50Well, I think he took it like a man.
34:52His exact words were,
34:54hey, you guys were in college together,
34:56you were friends,
34:57and these things happen.
35:01Come in here and all.
35:03How close did he get?
35:04The one-yard line.
35:11And isn't it true
35:12that you knew the defendant
35:13before the day of his arrest?
35:15Yes, it is.
35:17Isn't it also true
35:18you had several arguments
35:19with the defendant
35:19and did, in fact,
35:21have great disdain for him?
35:23I'd had arguments
35:24with the defendant,
35:24but I didn't dislike him.
35:27Would you consider him a friend?
35:29No.
35:29It's odd
35:32that out of everyone
35:32on that campus,
35:34you singled out the defendant
35:35to detain and search.
35:37What was your probable cause?
35:40Well, at that particular time,
35:42he was the only person
35:43sprinting across the quad,
35:44screaming at the top of his lungs,
35:46wearing a blood-soaked T-shirt.
35:48No further questions, Your Honor.
35:51We got a hostage up here, man!
35:54You leave!
35:55I let her go!
35:56If you don't,
35:57I'm gonna waste her!
35:59Can't we talk this out?
36:00No!
36:01She don't have
36:02that kind of time left!
36:04Shut up!
36:06Look, there's a tree
36:07in the backyard.
36:08I can use it
36:08to get to the second floor.
36:10You think nobody's
36:11watching out the back window?
36:12Listen to me carefully, Pryor,
36:14and don't screw this up.
36:15Red's your color.
36:34Pryor!
36:35Pryor!
36:35Pryor!
36:35Pryor!
36:36Pryor!
36:36Pryor!
36:36Pryor!
36:36Pryor!
36:37Pryor!
36:37Pryor!
36:38Pryor!
36:39Pryor!
36:39Pryor!
36:40Pryor!
36:40Come on, man!
36:41It's not worth it!
36:42Let's talk!
36:43No talk!
36:44She's dead!
36:48Hey!
36:49What is that?
36:50You smell that?
36:54Is this part of the field problem?
36:57Somebody call the fire department!
37:00Come on!
37:01We got a fire in here!
37:14Hostage.
37:15Safe and sound, sir.
37:20I gotta tell you, Coach.
37:23Maybe I did miss something
37:24when I was a kid.
37:25Being so responsible,
37:27taking care of my mom
37:28after my father was killed.
37:31But these last couple of days,
37:32you know, seeing Buckins,
37:34wrestling a bear,
37:35getting a tattoo.
37:38Even going to jail.
37:42It wasn't bad.
37:43You're a little ripe
37:44for your teenage rebellion,
37:45Stady Chanson.
37:48Look,
37:49nobody's saying you can't take a few days.
37:51Relieve the job pressures.
37:52It gets to all of us.
37:55But you
37:57were way out of line.
38:00You blew off my orders,
38:01you blew off IAD,
38:02and you came damn close
38:03to letting Lafco walk
38:04on an attempted murder charge.
38:06I'm sorry.
38:07Sorry isn't good enough!
38:09You want my badge?
38:10Is that what you feel like you want to do?
38:21You want to know what I feel?
38:25I'm tired of putting my butt on the line
38:26for complete strangers.
38:28If they want to do drugs, fine!
38:29If they want to crack up at 100 miles an hour, fine!
38:32Let them kill each other.
38:38Maybe someday I want to get married.
38:39Have a kid.
38:43I just don't want to miss anything.
38:44All right, look.
38:54You did something wrong, Henson.
38:57Fortunately, nobody died.
38:59I can make a few calls.
39:02Straighten things out with IAD.
39:04Get you some time off.
39:05I don't think it'll matter.
39:07You know, I've typed up my letter of resignation
39:15at least a half a dozen times.
39:24Give it some time before you call it a career.
39:30And, Henson.
39:31You're not Russell Buckins.
39:39I know.
39:42You going home?
39:44I don't think so.
39:50You forgot your car keys, honey?
39:54Honey?
40:01Tommy.
40:17You remembered.
40:20I never forgot.
40:25Uh, Miss Ryder, could you give me a few minutes?
40:27Certainly.
40:31Can you, uh, come in?
40:35Only for a year or two.
40:48Bucky said you were coming, and then you weren't coming, and...
40:51Um, I was.
40:52Then I wasn't.
40:54Now I'm here, and, uh...
40:58You look beautiful, Deb.
41:00I feel like I should be standing on a cake.
41:07Okay, look, here's the deal.
41:10We find a house.
41:11We buy some clothes.
41:13We buy some food.
41:14And we get this thing right.
41:18You've got great timing, Tommy.
41:20I'm a late bloomer.
41:21I'm sorry.
41:22I don't even know why I'm here.
41:23Look, uh, I better go.
41:24Tommy.
41:25Don't go yet.
41:26Debbie, I know this is going to sound crazy, but, um...
41:28Maybe you should postpone the wedding.
41:29You can't be serious.
41:30It's less than four hours.
41:31I know, but I am.
41:32I mean, this is it, Deb.
41:33I mean, this is it, Deb.
41:34Tell me we can't.
41:35I can't.
41:36I'm going to Hawaii tonight on my honeymoon.
41:37Burt just left to pick up the tickets.
41:38What?
41:39What?
41:40What?
41:41What?
41:42What?
41:43What?
41:44What?
41:45What?
41:46What?
41:47What?
41:48What....
41:49What?
41:50Sure.
41:51What?
41:52I cannot believe that you're saying, Inspector, hold on to you.
41:53You won't.
41:54Sorry.
41:55You probably would have to dare to outlaw me more than four hours
41:56...
41:57...
41:58I know, but I am.
41:59I mean, this is it, Deb.
42:01Tell me we can't.
42:02I can't.
42:03I can't.
42:04I'm going to Hawaii tonight on my honeymoon.
42:05Burt just left to pick up the tickets.
42:09Yeah, I know.
42:10I paid the bellboy to call him.
42:11You did what?
42:16can't believe I'm even asking you what about Bert he'll get over it we didn't
42:26come on now what is it all gonna matter in a hundred years Tommy I I can't hurt
42:38Bert like that I'm getting married tonight love this guy I'm sorry don't be mind if I don't stick
43:02around for the wedding Deb I'm really sorry about winter break I'll always wonder
43:32don't ask me again oh I know you did you didn't do it I know you didn't you didn't did you
43:46no way no way not a single way did you
44:00and if you did and you didn't tell me you're a dead man
44:07dead I will welcome incarceration for your murder if you did and you didn't tell me
44:15dead man
44:19dead man
44:24I know you didn't do it
44:33did you
44:39Debbie tells me you got some kind of a job or something uh it's no big thing actually I've
44:48been doing a little writing writing I didn't know you were into that I'm not really but
44:56uh I can make my own hours and there's no dress code but what about you man you figured out what
45:02you're gonna do yet no not yet
45:06dead man I am not kidding Tommy
45:11what kind of stuff do you rent magazine pieces lifestyle stuff mostly where do you get your ideas
45:22you know life well you ought to have plenty of material from this trip
45:28oh come on man hey you're kidding right
45:40Tommy come on I'm gonna try and sell us the rolling stones on the alumni newsletter I'll make you famous
45:48he did
45:53he did that son of a
45:56oh
46:02uh
46:06uh
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