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00:00Comedy Central congratulates The Daily Show with Jon Stewart for its two Emmy Award nominations.
00:06Catch an all-new Daily Show tonight at 11, only on Comedy Central.
00:11Broadcasting from the fabulous Stardust Lanes in Minneapolis, Minnesota,
00:15Comedy Central Sports presents Let's Bowl!
00:21Today, two fierce competitors bring their bitter dispute to our lanes.
00:25Regan Hadley. He's the front of a workplace practical joke.
00:28He faces off against silly practical joker and co-worker, Fraser MacDonald.
00:33All this destructive workplace practical joking will be put to an end right now
00:38on America's number one indoor bowling show, Let's Bowl!
00:50Hey, how you doing? Hey, my name is Steve Chappers-at-All.
00:55And I'm Wally Hotman.
00:56And welcome to Let's Bowl, where a couple of bowlers are going to settle a dispute
01:00right here on the lanes tonight.
01:01Now, the dispute involves their sales reps for a toy company.
01:04One had a bogus order placed for $500,000 to the other.
01:09He ends up getting a bonus, has to give it back.
01:12This is getting ugly.
01:13Oh, it's totally going to freak your crap out.
01:15We will get that story, but first, let's meet the rest of the gang here on Let's Bowl.
01:18He keeps our toes to tap on each and every show.
01:21His name is Ernie Jensen.
01:22Ernie Jensen of the Mega Jam!
01:27And you know him, you love him, and you love to take him home to mom, too.
01:31Please meet the Queen Pins, Amanda and Lisa.
01:34Yeah.
01:35I'd take him home to mom, but she's too hopped up on the cough syrup and gold spray paint.
01:39Today's show features a very special band, Minneapolis' own Man Planet.
01:43Oh, yeah.
01:46Oh, yeah.
01:47They're totally dope or bitching or something.
01:50I don't know.
01:50We are going to meet the contestants now.
01:52Our first competitor tonight has a bowling average of 120.
01:56He's a Lutheran.
01:57Please make him feel welcome.
01:59Regan Hadrich.
02:00Come on out of the big star phone pen, Regan.
02:04Regan, welcome to Let's Bowl.
02:05Glad you could make it.
02:06Now, Regan, this sounds very complicated and kind of ugly.
02:10It really is, yeah.
02:11But I guess the bottom line is my co-worker pulled a bogus sales contest on me and ended
02:17up costing me $1,000, embarrassed me in front of all of my co-workers, and I'm here to resolve
02:22it.
02:23Wow.
02:23Well, let's get the other side of the story.
02:25His bowling average is 150.
02:27He is a Protestant.
02:28Please welcome Fraser McDonald.
02:31Fraser, come on out of the pen.
02:34So, Fraser.
02:36Go into a little bit more depth about this dispute.
02:39Well, basically, I played a very small, innocent, harmless joke on Regan.
02:43Uh-huh.
02:44His incompetence caused him to lose $1,000 out of it.
02:47Well, from what I've heard, I think you're both crazy.
02:50Well, you've got that half right.
02:51Regan is crazy.
02:52And, for example, to get me back, he was extremely petty.
02:56And, uh, rather than do something creative, he would just steal my lunches every day out
03:00of the work refrigerator, give them away.
03:03Ah.
03:03What a son of a bitch.
03:06We're going to settle that dispute.
03:07But not only will we get that settled, they have an opportunity to win some pretty fabulous
03:11prizes.
03:11Pretty fabulous.
03:12Why?
03:13He'll win a trip for two to the jewel of the north coast, Duluth, Minnesota.
03:17Here's a handy tip.
03:18The bars close at 1 a.m., but just across the bridge in Superior, they stay open until
03:222 a.m.
03:23Then, the lucky winner will go on and bowl against our league bowler.
03:27And if successful, you'll haul ass across the frozen tundra in your 1998 Arctic Cat XL 440
03:33with single-place trailer provided by All Power Sport located in Victoria, Minnesota.
03:38A grand prize value of $3,830.
03:42Good luck, bowlers.
03:43Hot sled.
03:44Wicked.
03:45And, boy, Duluth, a great trip.
03:48I love Duluth.
03:48I love Duluth.
03:49Me too.
03:50It reminds me of France.
03:51Except it's 40 below and there's a lot more beer.
03:54Well, don't forget, both of our bowlers can use the distraction option at any time during
03:57the match tonight, but they can only use it once.
03:59Now, what is the distraction option?
04:01Simple as that.
04:02Whenever a contestant feels the time is appropriate, now they can blow the air horn.
04:07But remember, we're hoping that what will happen is that the opponent will then screw
04:11up the shot and that will be it.
04:12But they can only use it once.
04:14They can only use it once.
04:14Once.
04:15They can use it once.
04:16Just once.
04:17Let's get the bowling underway.
04:18Fraser McDonald is bowling first tonight because the person with the most credit card debt
04:23bowls first.
04:23That means Fraser is bowling away.
04:26All right.
04:26Let's see what happens.
04:28First ball.
04:29Whoa.
04:30Down it goes.
04:31Whoa.
04:31Shot down there.
04:33Indeed.
04:34Powerful bowler.
04:35Good start, I think.
04:36That thing didn't even spin.
04:37That lane is greased so good.
04:38Well, you know, the condition of the lane is important.
04:40We just had it conditioned and I think it takes a couple of...
04:44It must have been greasing that all night.
04:46Well, I'm not sure about that.
04:47But I think that, you know, the condition of the lane, you know, I don't know if it's...
04:51If you want to really grease something good, you've got to stay up all night and grease
04:53it.
04:54You've got to put in the time.
04:55Let's see if it can pick up the spare.
04:59There we have an open frame.
05:01So we have six pins down and bowling is underway.
05:05We have Regan.
05:06Now, Regan is the unfortunate guy that was the brunt of the joke to begin with.
05:13He was the one who thought he had a half a million dollar order.
05:15He left the Brooklyn and then some.
05:17It's called an agitated hamster.
05:20And then it was all a big joke.
05:21I mean, I tell you, if that happened to me, I'd come in and shoot up my work.
05:26We have lots of bowling going on here.
05:28Regan is going to try to pick up the spare, see what happens.
05:32And once again, holy cow.
05:37Now, we have Fraser up again for frame number two.
05:44Doing the same thing.
05:45He was almost in the pocket.
05:47Almost in the pocket, but it did leave the head pin, the two and the six, I think, yes.
05:52All right.
05:52Well, let's see if he can pick up the spare.
05:54My feet are killing me.
05:56My feet are full of toxins, I think.
06:00Smooth movement.
06:02Down the lane it goes.
06:03Oh, now he missed it.
06:04Leaving an open frame once again now.
06:06He's got the same problem I do.
06:08My Rolfers said my feet were just full of toxins.
06:11It's killing me.
06:12Oh, Wally, what is that that we see?
06:14It's the poker pin!
06:15Yeah.
06:15One of our bowlers has a chance to win a great prize if he gets a strike in this frame.
06:23What's the prize, Ernie?
06:24They'll win a quarter cow from Anoka Meat and Sausage, located in Anoka, Minnesota, worth $300.
06:30Holy cow!
06:33Here is Regan.
06:34Let's see.
06:35Oh, it's in the pocket!
06:38He knocks them all down!
06:40Yeah!
06:41He knocks!
06:41That means Regan goes home with a quarter cow.
06:47I can't believe he got it.
06:48That's right.
06:48That's a heck of a barbecue for Regan.
06:49I thought we had that thing rigged, not for anybody to get him.
06:51And after two frames to settle this dispute, we have Fraser with 13, but Regan has a strike
06:57and five.
06:59Close match, Chopper.
06:59It's really, really heated out here on the lanes.
07:02And now it's our turn to go a little bit deeper into this disgusting dispute in Grievance
07:06in the Gutter.
07:07I'm not a W, Randy!
07:09I'm not a...
07:09Regan, tell me a little bit about what happened between you and Fraser.
07:15Fraser pulled a real bad joke on me.
07:18So I sent a fake customer in to Regan to pretend that they were genuinely interested in placing
07:24a huge order.
07:25Regan talked the customer up to ordering a half a million dollars worth of a certain toy.
07:30And really embarrassed and humiliated me in front of my coworkers.
07:33He was bragging to everyone in the industry that he's the ultimate salesperson.
07:38In addition, he cost me $1,000 because of a bogus sales contest that he had set up.
07:43To get me back, Regan was very petty about it.
07:46Rather than being creative, he started to steal my lunches.
07:50I didn't take any more than 40 lunches.
07:52Who makes the coffee here?
07:53Do you all make coffee or does someone else have to do it?
07:55Regan Hadridge, who'll win this match?
07:59Me, with 95% probability.
08:02Regan, you're going down.
08:04And after two frames, Fraser has 13 pins.
08:07However, Regan has five with a strike pending.
08:10And we're one step closer to settling this dispute.
08:12We'll have much more bowling when we come back right after this.
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09:01We've got more prizes.
09:02For the student who sells the most candy.
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11:02We're back at the Stardust Lanes in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
11:05And of course, tonight's dispute between Regan Harditz and Fraser McDonald
11:09is all about a practical joke gone awry,
11:12and that really is the understatement of the evening.
11:14Yeah, chopper.
11:14These two are like natural enemies.
11:16Just like the mongoose and the cobra.
11:18Remember, if one of our contestants is trailing by more than 20 points in the ninth frame,
11:24that makes them eligible for the super strike.
11:26Right.
11:27Now, the super strike is just this.
11:29A ball rolled in this frame rewards the competitor with double the point value,
11:33and that will definitely get them back in the game.
11:36That's complicated.
11:38I don't think we need to run that by the people watching this show.
11:41Well, let's take a look and see what's happened up till now.
11:44After three frames, Fraser has 22 and Regan, 29.
11:47Fraser had a strike in the fourth, and now 50 in the fifth.
11:51After that, Wally ate a few cheese balls.
11:55We're in frame number six, and here is his first ball on frame number six.
12:01Knocks them all down.
12:02Did you see that?
12:03It was beautiful.
12:04That's a scare.
12:05Absolutely.
12:05No, Wally.
12:06That would be a strike.
12:07Oh, that was a strike.
12:08Let's take a look at the replay.
12:09Here it is.
12:10Take a look at how the 10-pin barely came down.
12:13Okay, there it goes.
12:14Now the 10-pin.
12:15Oh, look at the reaction.
12:17Oh, yeah.
12:18He got them all down.
12:19That puts Fraser right back in the game.
12:21I want to put a hidden camera in one of these guys' offices.
12:23Went after this.
12:25Here is Regan in the sixth frame.
12:27Ah.
12:36Did you see that?
12:37It works.
12:38What a jackass.
12:42He went right there.
12:43Got her.
12:46Let me see the air horn.
12:48Let me see it.
12:49Take a look at this.
12:50Let him have it, Fraser.
12:53Absolute classic use of the distraction option.
12:55We'll see if he can pick up a spare on this one.
12:57He can keep it cool.
13:00A spare.
13:01That's what we like to see.
13:02Picks up a spare.
13:02I'm activating the spare flag now.
13:04All right.
13:04The spare flag's up.
13:05Take a look at the replay as he picks up the spare.
13:09Very, very nice.
13:10Did you see the replay?
13:11That was wonderful.
13:12No, I'm too busy with all this crap.
13:13Here's the upside, is that Regan has a spare going into this.
13:17Yeah, we know what the score is, but I'm trying to tell him about the spare flag.
13:22And right now, let's take a look at Inside Bowling.
13:25Tonight on Inside Bowling, we're going to look at what to do with old bowling balls.
13:34Unlike car batteries, which can be thrown away in any garbage can, bowling balls have
13:38to be disposed of properly.
13:40So let's sit back and watch Inside Bowling.
13:44Do your part for the environment.
13:46Throw your old bowling ball in a ditch.
13:48Go, go, go, go, go, get rid of it.
13:51There we go.
13:52Okay, go.
13:53Wildlife can nest in the finger holes.
13:56Wait.
13:57You didn't see a cop, anyway.
13:58He's got an old.
13:59Leave it in a porta-potty.
14:00How's it going, buddy?
14:01How you doing?
14:02Sorry.
14:03Excuse me.
14:03Excuse us.
14:04Get in there.
14:05All right.
14:05Get in there.
14:06All right.
14:06Ow.
14:07Ow.
14:08Oh, Wally, stop it.
14:09All right.
14:09Come on.
14:10Okay.
14:10All right.
14:11Ow.
14:11Oh, jeez.
14:12You didn't see anything, buddy.
14:13Okay.
14:16Wally, it's a foot.
14:16It gets infected.
14:17Paint it like a soccer ball and play a funny trick on your neighbor.
14:21Come on.
14:22Stop.
14:22Wally, get out here and clean up your crap.
14:25Stupid little...
14:26Oh, my God, crap.
14:30Wally, I hate my life.
14:32Stop.
14:33No, no.
14:34Go to hell.
14:37No, shut up.
14:39Donate it to a local thrift store.
14:41If there's one thing I know, thrift stores need bowling balls.
14:45Hey, how you doing?
14:46Oh, okay.
14:47I'd like to donate this bowling ball so that it can be used again by someone who needs it.
14:52Okay.
14:52I'm sorry.
14:53We don't take those anymore.
14:55Oh, really?
14:56Yeah, really.
14:58Um, uh, huh, look at this.
15:09Put one on your neighbor's sewer vent.
15:12Hey, can I help you out here?
15:13No, I got it.
15:14It'll back up the sewer gases and blow out the house.
15:18Drop a bunch off at one of the many failed dot-com companies, because look who's laughing now.
15:24Go!
15:24Push them off!
15:25Push them off!
15:25Push them off!
15:25Here we go!
15:26Okay!
15:26Okay, go!
15:27Go!
15:28Go!
15:28Go!
15:28Go!
15:28Go!
15:28Go!
15:32Mail it to your ex-wife and let her deal with it.
15:36Apparently, she's some kind of superwoman who can deal with anything and doesn't come from
15:41a shame-based alcoholic family and doesn't have any sexual dysfunction.
15:45Give it to your brother-in-law who smokes too much weed.
15:52Hey, Dwayne, there's no bowling ball for you.
15:54All right.
15:54Talked to your mom yesterday.
15:55Yeah.
15:56She wants you to call her.
15:57Right.
15:59Well, that's great.
16:00All right.
16:01See you, Dwayne.
16:02Nice place, Dwayne.
16:02See you later.
16:03Let's check it into our lake.
16:07Yes.
16:11I did it.
16:12Chuck, we got more in the van.
16:13Let's go get some more.
16:14Yeah.
16:14Actually, you're going to get in the water and you're going to retrieve that ball you just
16:17threw in there and you're going to get it now.
16:19Are you crazy?
16:20I'm not going in there.
16:21Get in the water and get the ball.
16:22That's all the leeches and crap.
16:23I don't care about the leeches.
16:25You're going to get in that water and you're going to retrieve that ball.
16:27I tell I am.
16:28No.
16:28Okay.
16:29Get in and get it.
16:29That's it, pig.
16:30Ah, you bully.
16:32Oh, you're going to love that inside bowling, huh?
16:41Yep.
16:41Hopefully, it'll help somebody out.
16:43And we'll continue with this dispute.
16:44It gets deeper every step of the way when we come back right after this on Let's Goal.
16:49Deeper and meaner.
16:49So glad you made it to orbit by me.
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19:09Welcome back to Let's Bowl.
19:10While we were away, the competition continued.
19:13Fraser down 9 pins in the 7th frame, bringing his score to 78.
19:16While Regan improved his score to 82, giving him a 4-pin lead going into the 8th frame.
19:21Here's Fraser with frame number 8.
19:26Looks good.
19:27Looks strong.
19:27There's a strike right there in frame number 8 for Fraser.
19:33Oh, I forgot to activate my strike flag in the last stop.
19:36Yes, you sure did, leaving the 4-in-7.
19:38This indicates a strike has been awarded.
19:39I should have activated it sooner.
19:41Don't let that confuse anyone because I'm activating it now.
19:45But there it is.
19:46I don't want any more letters and cards that I'm doing it wrong again.
19:49The 4-in-7 remain.
19:49You know who I'm talking about, Billy Thompson.
19:51Just get off my back.
19:53Take a look at the replay.
19:54This is a great-looking strike.
19:55One more time.
19:56It's classic.
19:56In the pocket.
19:57Around it goes.
19:58The 10 wraps around.
19:59Boom.
20:00They're all gone.
20:01It's simple as that.
20:02Take a look at his passion and his desire.
20:04I haven't seen passion like that since my neighbors left their blinds up.
20:07It wasn't beautiful, but it was amazing.
20:09For Regan, looks good.
20:13Knocks them all down.
20:14You know, my neighbors have left their blinds up.
20:16You know what?
20:17I think the lanes are warmed up and things are looking good.
20:21Take a look at the replay on this one.
20:23Again, a classic ball in there.
20:25Knocks them all down.
20:26Let's get the bowlers back on the lanes.
20:27And start frame number nine.
20:30I hope this is over soon.
20:32I'm exhausted.
20:33This place is a death trap.
20:35Oh.
20:36Leaving the number nine pin on the back side.
20:41What is he, the Lutheran?
20:43No, he would be the Protestant.
20:44Yes, he's the Protestant.
20:46He's a Leo.
20:46Where's your God now, toy man?
20:50See if he can pick up a spare.
20:52The number nine.
20:53Not a hard thing to make on this one.
20:57Of course, it's all about power.
20:58Power.
20:58Power.
20:58Power.
20:59Power.
20:59Power.
21:00Power.
21:00Power.
21:00Power.
21:01Power.
21:01Power.
21:02Power.
21:02Power.
21:02Power.
21:02Power.
21:06That was a very important spare, Wally.
21:10Very important spare.
21:12But it's also great use of the distraction option.
21:14Take a look at the replay on this one.
21:16Let's see the...
21:18There we go.
21:20Take a look at the replay.
21:21Oh, my...
21:22Let's that little geek have it.
21:27I think he may have hurt himself when he fell there.
21:30That's funny.
21:31I love it to see when people fall.
21:33That cracks me up.
21:34I'll tell you what, Wally, this whole, you know, the distraction option is a pretty powerful
21:38tool in the world of bowling.
21:41Oh, well, I'll tell you what.
21:44What a waste.
21:46Yeah.
21:46I mean, it was perfect use of the distraction option into just a poor roll on this one.
21:52Very poor roll.
21:53I'm getting kind of hungry.
21:55I'd like to get some corn dogs.
21:59Here we go.
22:00Trying to pick up the spare on this one.
22:02Can he do it?
22:02Ah, leaves the number nine, leaves an open frame on frame number nine, and the match
22:08continues to be very, very close.
22:10Regan has 110 pins to Frazier's 106, and anything can happen in the 10th.
22:16And when we come back, we're going to settle this dispute, and the winner's going to go
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25:46Welcome back, everybody.
25:47This is one of the tightest matches that we've had in the history of Let's Bowl.
25:50A lot of time out here on the lanes today.
25:51I mean, this is an amazing thing.
25:53Regan, 110 pins.
25:55Fraser, 106 pins.
25:56Going into frame number 10, it's anybody's game at this point.
25:59Right.
25:59It doesn't happen that often.
26:01This is something that makes bowling so exciting.
26:03And whoever loses has got to write that check.
26:05An issue of a public apology to the other one.
26:07And we're going to find out who it is coming up.
26:09Here is Fraser.
26:11They've got to do it.
26:13Leaves the left side.
26:15We call it the Brooklyn.
26:16Horny lunch lady, I think that was called.
26:19Well, both of these guys used the distraction option very effectively, and it worked to their
26:24credit.
26:24I mean, it worked, you know, in favor of both of them.
26:26So this is a very, very important spare right here, Wally.
26:29I knew a horny lunch lady once.
26:31Man, was she horny.
26:34Oh!
26:35All right.
26:36So we have...
26:37Wow.
26:38I'll tell you what.
26:40All Regan has to do is knock down five pins.
26:43Don't tell him.
26:44Maybe he doesn't know.
26:45Maybe he's...
26:45He doesn't see...
26:46He doesn't want this card.
26:47It all comes down to this one ball, Wally.
26:50Take a look.
26:50Leaves.
26:54He's got it.
26:55It's over.
26:56It's all over.
26:56The match is over, and Regan has won the game tonight.
27:03He's going to go ahead and try to pick up the spare just to...
27:05He's going to rub it in his face, huh?
27:06I believe that's what's going to happen.
27:08Yes, indeed.
27:08I don't think...
27:09He got one.
27:10He got the ten pin, leaves the nine, and that is the match, gang.
27:14All right.
27:16Tonight's big winner is Regan Hadritz with 119 pins to Fraser McDonald's 114.
27:22And I think there's some things that have to happen, guys.
27:25We've got to see a little apology here.
27:26Let's go.
27:26All right.
27:27Let's have at it.
27:28Regan, I sincerely apologize to you.
27:33I crossed the line.
27:34My office pranks were really out of character and out of line, and any embarrassment that
27:38was caused to you, I sincerely apologize for.
27:41Here's the check for $1,000 that you've rightfully earned.
27:45Thanks.
27:46Very nice.
27:47Very nice.
27:48Very nice, indeed.
27:49But, hey, you know what, Fraser?
27:50Nobody goes away a loser on Let's Bowl.
27:52You take away the Let's Bowl prize package, including a brand-new ball, a snazzy bowling
27:56shirt, and a pair of Lynn's bowling shoes, all from Let's Bowl.
28:00Okay.
28:00Okay.
28:01Hit it.
28:02Let's go.
28:04Now.
28:06Now the big event.
28:07It is, Regan.
28:08Your chance now to go up against our league bowler.
28:10It's one ball, and you either beat or match our league bowler.
28:14Ooh.
28:14Our league bowler comes from Matey's Lounge.
28:16His name is Brett Matey.
28:18Come on up.
28:20So.
28:21So, Bart, how do you feel?
28:23Name's Brett.
28:24Oh.
28:25Well, whatever.
28:25How do you feel tonight?
28:26I feel great.
28:27What's your average?
28:28205.
28:29Ooh.
28:30205.
28:31Well, let's go see you kick some butt.
28:33All right.
28:33Let's go.
28:40Remember, it's meet or match or beat.
28:44Match or beat.
28:45The snowmobile's on the line.
28:46Not a great one.
28:54Whoa.
28:55Not a great one at all for Mr. Matey.
29:00So, what are we looking at here?
29:01He's going to have to knock down, what, six pins to make this happen?
29:05Oh, boy.
29:06I can't believe it.
29:10What's he got?
29:11Whoa.
29:12He does indeed.
29:13He got it.
29:14Regan is the big winner.
29:17Congratulations, Regan.
29:18You are the proud owner of that 1998 Arctic Cat snowmobile.
29:21Come on, everybody.
29:22Come on.
29:23And Regan is our big winner tonight.
29:26He picks up a trip to Duluth, a 1998 Arctic Cat snowmobile,
29:29and the apology in a thousand bucks.
29:31Hey, everybody, don't forget, support your local bowling center
29:33and tune in next week for another episode of Let's Bowl.
29:41Hey, let's go bowling.
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30:02Hey, let's go bowling.
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30:08Take your aim.
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