Dungeons & Dragons (80's Cartoon) by Retro Jethro - Dailymotion

Retro Jethro

The show focuses on a group of six friends who are transported into the realm of Dungeons & Dragons, following their adventures as they try to find a way home

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00:00Hey, look, a Dungeons and Dragons ride.

00:05Wow, neat.

00:08Give me a break.

00:10I don't like this.

00:12Whoa, what's happening?

00:14Whoa!

00:16Where are we?

00:19Look out!

00:23Fear not, Ranger.

00:27Barbarian, Magician, Thief,

00:31Cavalier, and Acrobat.

00:45Who was that?

00:47That was Venger, the force of evil.

00:50I am Dungeon Master, your guide into the darkness.

00:55I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of Dungeons and Dragons.

01:19It's heading for us all.

01:21Quick, grab it.

01:24Wow!

01:30There went our lunch.

01:32Looks like we're eating berries again.

01:35Hey, look, I caught something.

01:38Help me pull it in.

01:43Oh, boy, fillet of soul.

01:46Or maybe shrimp cocktail.

01:48Or better yet, caviar.

01:50It's bigger than I thought.

01:52Maybe lunch for seven.

01:59More like seven for lunch.

02:23Thanks, Bobby.

02:26No sweat, Diana.

02:28Just leave that ugly beast to the Barbarian.

02:36Buzz off, you big bozo.

02:38Bobby, look out!

02:40Ow!

02:41Frighten me, will ya?

02:43Yeah!

02:52Are you all right?

02:54Yeah, it's just a scratch.

02:56I feel... not so good.

02:59Bobby, Bobby, what's the matter?

03:02I don't know, sis.

03:04Maybe that monster's bite is poisonous.

03:06I hope there's a cure.

03:08Come on, we've got to find Dungeon Master.

03:15Hank, sis, I got to rest.

03:23He's got a fever.

03:25What do we do now?

03:27I don't suppose there's a drugstore around here.

03:29No, Cavalier, there is not.

03:31Dungeon Master!

03:33You've got to make Bobby well.

03:36I wish it were that easy.

03:38But this is nature's doing,

03:40and I'm afraid my... my magic cannot undo it.

03:44It requires a natural remedy.

03:46There must be something we can do.

03:48We can't just let him get worse.

03:50The only cure is the foot of a yellow dragon.

03:53Oh, great! What are we supposed to do?

03:56Waltz up to a yellow dragon and ask to borrow his foot?

03:59Eric, shh! Where do we find the yellow dragon?

04:02To the north, in the Garden of Queen Zin.

04:09Ah! Ah! Ah!

04:12He's gone again?

04:14Come on, we're heading north.

04:16Yeah, well, I hope there's something to eat in this garden.

04:18I'm still starving.

04:20Forget about your stomach, Eric.

04:22Let's go.

04:33Queen Zin.

04:37Have you news for me, Stalker?

04:39Yes, Your Majesty, I have.

04:41A suitable knight has entered the realm,

04:44one who is fit to be your king.

04:47Are you certain, Stalker?

04:49Can this one survive the trial of the worm?

04:52Yes, my queen.

04:54He carries a magic weapon given him by Dungeon Master.

04:57Excellent. Bring him to me.

04:59I must have a king soon,

05:01or the spell will be broken and I will lose my throne.

05:05As you wish, Queen Zin.

05:12You sure this is the right way, Hank?

05:14I don't see a sign of dragons anywhere.

05:17I don't know, Presto, but we've got to keep looking.

05:20Well, I can't look on an empty stomach.

05:22I've got to find some food.

05:24Just take it easy, Bobby.

05:26We'll find the antidote, Bobby,

05:28and have you all better really soon.

05:30Thanks, guys.

05:33There must be something edible around here.

05:40Holy cow! I must be dreaming!

05:44Hello? Anybody belong to this food here?

05:47No. Good. Oh, well, you had your chance to claim it.

05:52Ah! Help!

05:54It's Eric!

05:56No! Get away from me!

05:58Hank, quick! Get it before it gets me!

06:01No! Don't shoot!

06:05I mean you no harm!

06:07He's lying! Let him have it!

06:09He was going to steal my food!

06:12Me? No way!

06:14I was just going to borrow it.

06:16Who are you?

06:18My name is Sir Lars.

06:21Take it. I have plenty.

06:25Thanks.

06:27Let's take some of this to Bobby.

06:29The boy is very ill.

06:31He should not be moved.

06:33Bring him to my house.

06:36He can rest there.

06:39Oh, come on!

06:41You going to trust a guy who looks like that?

06:46So Lars is right.

06:48I'll stay here with Bobby until you guys find the Garden of Zin.

06:51Zin?

06:52Yes. The Dungeon Master told us we could find the antidote there.

06:55Dungeon Master is wrong.

06:57You will only find evil in the Garden of Zin.

07:01You know where it is? You got to tell us!

07:04No!

07:05But my brother is sick. If he doesn't get the antidote...

07:08Very well.

07:10Beyond the dark forest.

07:12Beyond the Valley of Smoke.

07:14That way!

07:15Be careful, Sheila!

07:17We'll return as soon as we can.

07:27That's got to be the Valley of Smoke.

07:29But I don't see any garden.

07:31Yeah, and Sir Lars didn't say anything about a fork in the road.

07:34I knew we couldn't trust that creep.

07:37He's probably selling Bobby and Sheila to Venger at this very minute.

07:40You think we should go back?

07:42No, no.

07:44Always go forward.

07:46Just follow the road to the south.

07:48Well, why didn't you tell us that before?

07:50You didn't ask.

07:52Come on, let's get this disaster over with.

07:54Hang on, Eric. Don't you notice anything strange?

07:58Strange?

07:59We're walking through the Valley of Smoke looking for pickled dragon's feet?

08:02What could be strange?

08:04No, I mean about Dungeon Master.

08:06He's not talking in riddles.

08:08Yeah.

08:10Say, DM old buddy, mind if I ask you a question?

08:14Not at all.

08:15What's the name you gave me when I got this shield?

08:20Ha! It's Cavalier, you phony baloney!

08:23Well done, Cavalier.

08:26I'm pleased to see you weren't fooled by this imposter.

08:29Don't listen to him. He's the imposter.

08:33So, you want to challenge my magic?

08:37Very well.

08:44Hey, who's who?

08:48We've got to help Dungeon Master.

08:50Yeah, but which one?

08:52Now, foolish one, I'll teach you never to impersonate me.

08:58Hank, wait! You might get the wrong...

09:02I'm the real Dungeon Master.

09:04He's the imposter.

09:07He'll destroy you with evil.

09:10Very clever, but it will gain you nothing.

09:14Wow! What was he?

09:17A phantom stalker. And he'll think twice about bothering you again.

09:21Tell me, Ranger, how did you know that creature was not the real Dungeon Master?

09:27You taught us to use force only to defend ourselves.

09:30That imposter had you down, but he kept coming.

09:33You learn quickly. Very quickly.

09:36Which is the right road, Dungeon Master?

09:38The right road is not the left.

09:40That's the real Dungeon Master, all right.

09:43He means take the right fork, not the left.

09:46We don't have time to waste. Come on.

09:49Good luck.

09:52You'll need it.

10:01Sheila?

10:03I'm right here, Bobby.

10:05I'm cold.

10:07Fire needs more wood.

10:09There must be something around here I can use as a blanket.

10:13Sir Lawrence, what's this?

10:15Never touch that!

10:17What would a creature... I mean, someone like you be doing with a king's robe and crown?

10:22They belong to someone gone now, never to return.

10:27This will keep the boy warm.

10:30Thank you, Sir Lawrence.

10:36I don't get it. Dungeon Master said this road would take us right to the Garden of Zin.

10:41If this was a garden, someone should definitely fire the gardener.

10:44Hey, what's the...

10:46Who knows? Let's just get out of here.

10:54These vines are like steel.

10:58They're pulling us under.

11:00Trouble, young ones?

11:02Dungeon Master, are we ever glad to see you.

11:05Get us out of here.

11:07No.

11:11It's the imposter again.

11:13I knew it all along. There's the real Dungeon Master.

11:17Your powers of observation are improving, Cavalier.

11:20Unfortunately, they still leave much to be desired.

11:24Perhaps you will not survive the Trial of the Worm after all.

11:41All goes as planned, Queen Zin.

11:44Then the young knight will face the Trial of the Worm.

11:47Soon, my queen. Very soon.

11:52I don't believe it. We're alive.

11:55Yeah, but where?

11:57And where's Eric?

12:07What's this? The local subway?

12:10Diana. Worms.

12:14Worms? Those phantom stalkers said something about the Trial of the Worm.

12:18Don't think about it. Let's get out of here and find that cure for Bobby.

12:28There must be something we can do to help him.

12:31No. Only if your friends find the cure.

12:35I'm sure they will.

12:37I'm sure they will.

12:39No. Only if your friends find the cure.

12:49These look like chemicals. Or medicines.

12:52You're not a doctor, are you? Or a wizard?

12:56No. I've studied much about magic, but I'm no wizard.

13:01But I don't understand why you...

13:03Silence! Ask me no more!

13:07The spell makes me lose control.

13:10Spell? You're under some kind of spell?

13:13You can do nothing for me. No one can.

13:17Save your concern for your brother.

13:22What on earth could have dug a tunnel like this?

13:25Who cares? I just want to get out.

13:29What's the matter, Presto?

13:32There's something up my sleeve.

13:34Yeah. It's another worm.

13:38What was that?

13:40Oh, no. I just figured out what dug this tunnel.

13:43Well? What?

13:45Worms.

13:46Worms? These little things?

13:49No. That big thing.

13:54I think it's their mother.

13:58What the... Dead end.

14:01I sure hope a worm can be saddle-broken.

14:10Hop aboard, you guys.

14:12Are you crazy? I hate worms.

14:14It can bite you if you stay down there, Eric.

14:17You're right. Here I come.

14:20Okay, big fella. Up!

14:23It's chewing through the ceiling.

14:28Jump!

14:32Bareback riding on giant worms.

14:35I don't know how much longer I can take this crazy world.

14:38We'll take a look at this.

14:41That must be the Garden of Zen.

14:44What are we waiting for? Let's find that yellow dragon.

14:48You have survived the trial of the worm.

14:51Queen Zen requests your presence at once.

15:02I hope my servants were not rude with you.

15:05Who are you?

15:07And what do you want with us?

15:09I am Queen Zen, and I have need of a king.

15:12Someone to rule my kingdom with me.

15:15I have chosen you.

15:18Me? Him?

15:20Him?

15:22No way. Sorry, but I'm trying to get out of this world.

15:25I don't want to settle down in it.

15:27Why not let your friends continue the search?

15:31While you share the wealth of my throne with me.

15:34Wealth?

15:36On second thought,

15:38listen guys, if I'm going to be trapped in this world,

15:41why not be trapped in style?

15:43But what about Bobby?

15:45Oh, yeah. Listen, Queen, I'll be your king.

15:48But first, tell my friends where to find the yellow dragon.

15:51Our friend is sick.

15:53We need to slay the dragon and get its foot for the cure.

15:56Slay the dragon?

15:59Follow me into the garden.

16:06Behold, the yellow dragon.

16:09And this is its foot.

16:12Thanks.

16:14You sure you want to stay, Eric?

16:16Beeps scrounging for berries every day.

16:19Come back and visit when Bobby's better.

16:21You can even bring back that creep, Sir Lars.

16:23Sir Lars?

16:26Follow them. See that they never reach Sir Lars.

16:29Yes, my queen.

16:33Once I have my king,

16:35my spell can never be broken.

16:39Sir Lars' place is just ahead.

16:41I hope we found the cure in time.

16:46This path is forbidden to you.

16:48You may come no farther.

16:50Guess that's that, Hank.

16:52Guess so.

16:56Whoa!

17:02Okay, there's got to be a spell for this.

17:06Abra-zabra-prefabra.

17:12Phantom Sucker!

17:14This is Zan's dream.

17:18My friends! They're in trouble!

17:26Rejoice, O kingdom of Zan,

17:28on this day of your king's coronation.

17:31Cavalier, do you accept Zan as your queen

17:34and promise to be her king for eternity?

17:37I do.

17:38And to protect the kingdom from dragons

17:40and barbarian invaders?

17:42Oh, well...

17:43And to perform the ritual dance with the serpent of fire

17:46to battle the giant two-headed ogre?

17:49I do.

17:51Dance with the serpent of fire

17:53to battle the giant two-headed ogre to...

17:55Hold it!

17:56Is this a coronation or a disaster movie?

17:59It's merely part of the ceremony.

18:01Continue.

18:05O queen of Zan!

18:15They're wearing us out, Hank.

18:17Every time we catch them, they just turn to smoke.

18:19Come on, we've got to help.

18:23Perhaps I can be some help after all.

18:26Sheila! We've got the cure.

18:33Oh, no, we're done for.

18:35Release them, suckers,

18:37or you'll never leave this forest.

18:40Surmise.

18:42Perhaps we should finish you, too.

18:46As a present for Queen Finn.

19:01Sir Lars, you saved our lives.

19:04I knew you weren't the monster Eric thought you were.

19:07I knew it.

19:12Bobby, we have to get the cure to him now.

19:17Let's hope this works.

19:27Hi, guys. Where you been?

19:30Nowhere special, Bobby.

19:32Yeah, just doing some gardening.

19:34Is the boy well?

19:36Yes, Sir Lars, he...

19:38Sir Lars?

19:40Not Sir Lars. My name is Sir Lawrence,

19:42heir to the throne of Zin,

19:44until my sister's evil magic turned me into that creature.

19:47It was your tear of gratitude that broke her spell.

19:51You don't mean Queen Zin.

19:53But Eric's about to become her king.

19:56Well, at least she's beautiful.

19:58Not for long. With the spell on me broken,

20:01the one who cast it becomes its victim.

20:03Poor Eric.

20:05By the laws of this kingdom,

20:07I now pronounce you man and...

20:11Monster? I quit.

20:14No, it can't be.

20:16I was so close. So close.

20:21You will not reconsider, Sheila.

20:24I'm honored you asked me to be your queen,

20:26but my friends and I have to find a way back home.

20:29Well spoken, Sheila.

20:31Dungeon Master.

20:33You have seen the true person beneath his monstrous appearance.

20:36You should be proud.

20:38Speaking of which,

20:40I see right through you, Mr. Impostor.

20:43Caution, Cavalier.

20:45I am the real Dungeon Master.

20:47If you're the real Dungeon Master,

20:49then I'm a blue-nosed baboon.

20:53A blue-nosed baboon?

20:55What a strange choice.

21:00What's so funny?

21:02So I made a little mistake.

21:04Come on, Dungeon Master, change me back.

21:06I was just kidding.

21:08Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Dungeons & Dragons- Episode 10 The Garden of Zinn_

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