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00:00Tales of Unease, number 7, The Old Banger, production number 1235, recording date the 19th, the 10th, 70, take 1.

00:30Transcription by CastingWords

01:00All right, this'll do.

01:30Transcription by CastingWords

01:59Why doesn't he come in? What's he waiting for?

02:03He's made good time getting here, now he's wasting it all hanging about up there.

02:07Why doesn't he come in?

02:08John, the chap's waiting.

02:10Oh, look, love, not now, please.

02:12He's got to go.

02:13Well, pay him for me, will you, love?

02:14Why doesn't he come in?

02:21How much do we owe you?

02:23Uh, let's see.

02:25Do we owe the, uh, six quid on the thing?

02:28Well, let's have five.

02:32Is he, uh, is anything wrong?

02:34Well, it seems a lot, just...

02:35No.

02:38Oh, oh, that, pigeons.

02:40Eh?

02:41Never mind.

02:42Here.

02:43Bye, bye.

02:43Bye.

02:49He's down, after all that.

02:51I can't understand it.

02:52Five pounds?

02:53I'd do some of the housekeeping money.

02:55No, thanks, love.

02:55I'll square up with you.

02:57Something stops him coming.

03:00How much?

03:01Five quid.

03:02Five pounds?

03:03Well, the car's not worth that much.

03:05It'd be cheaper to go by taxi.

03:07Oh, come on.

03:23Right.

03:26Eric and these second-hand cars.

03:29Waste of money.

03:31That thing's cost us a fortune to have had it now, look.

03:34Five pounds, let's get it home.

03:36Well, we'll stay here and rot for all I care.

03:40Not as if it were the first time.

03:42Ruined the whole day.

03:44It's all right for Eric.

03:46He knows about cars.

03:49We'll get somebody to drag us home.

03:51We'll have bought a scooter in the first place.

03:53Let's not listen to him.

03:54Yeah, why don't we get a scooter?

03:57Well, if I've got to come and fetch you an all,

03:59it'll cost you at least a tenner.

04:04Oh.

04:06Ten pounds.

04:08We'll think about it.

04:18You bloody thing.

04:21It's no good to me,

04:22yet it's still costing me money.

04:23Just standing there, it's costing me money.

04:25John, don't exaggerate.

04:27I am not paying ten pounds

04:29just to get rid of this bloody thing.

04:31I'll soon go out and dump it somewhere.

04:34That's what I'll do.

04:35I'll dump it.

04:37I'll get it going somehow,

04:38and I'll dump the blasted thing.

04:41Oh!

04:51Now, quick, John, now's your chance.

04:53Hmm?

04:54Your chance to dump it.

04:55That's what you've just said.

04:58Where?

04:58Well, I don't know.

04:59Anywhere.

05:00The further away, the better.

05:01Go on.

05:04Well, I can't just take it out

05:05and leave it somewhere, can I?

05:06I mean, that wouldn't be right.

05:07That wouldn't be the right thing to do.

05:09I mean, if everybody did that,

05:10you'd have...

05:11Anyway, someone might find out.

05:14How?

05:15The, uh...

05:17They're on the plates.

05:19Oh, no one's going to bother

05:19to check on an old wreck like this.

05:21Anyway, if you're that worried,

05:22you can take the other plates off,

05:24can't you?

05:25Yes, but, uh...

05:45Here, look.

05:51Here, look.

06:15I'll tell you, you've got some tyres cheap.

06:20Brand new.

06:22No.

06:26Gee, where is your motor, anyway?

06:29Uh, we got rid of it.

06:31Did what?

06:32I dumped it last night.

06:34Well, what'd you want to go and do that for?

06:36I could have got it going again for you?

06:38God, that was a daft thing to do.

06:41How'd you get rid of it?

06:43I told you, I dumped it.

06:44That's marvellous, isn't it?

06:46You don't want it,

06:47so you just go and dump it

06:47outside somebody's house.

06:49I didn't dump it outside someone's house.

06:52Why, was it a derelict street, then?

06:53No.

06:54Well, it must have been

06:54outside somebody's house, then.

06:56Yes, but, I mean, I didn't...

06:57Don't you start on him.

06:58It was difficult enough

06:58getting him to do it in the first place.

07:00I'd had enough of it.

07:02So you haven't got no transport now, then?

07:07We bought a scooter.

07:08You what?

07:10A scooter.

07:11Nice one.

07:12You must be joking.

07:13No, and I can drive it.

07:15Well, it's all right for you.

07:16You know all about cars.

07:17John doesn't.

07:18Whereabouts, you dump it?

07:21Over the other side of London somewhere.

07:23You might have told me.

07:25That motor had a perfectly good speedo on it to start with.

07:28I could have done with that.

07:28Mine's had it.

07:30Whereabouts the other side of London?

07:32Oh, Staddenham Road, Peckham.

07:34Other side of the river.

07:35Staddenham Road?

07:36What, off the High Street?

07:37The garage on the corner?

07:39Yes, somewhere like that.

07:40Oh, well, that's not far from work.

07:42I can get over there in me dinner hour

07:43and whip that speedo off.

07:45Well, don't you let anyone see you, though.

07:47Why not?

07:47Well, I don't want it traced back to me, that's all.

07:49Come on.

08:17Come on.

08:19Oh, you stupid bird.

08:27What's up with you?

08:29Now there, having trouble with Sue again?

08:31Oh, very funny.

08:35Should he let him go on time, he's been fast.

08:37Bloody fast.

08:38That's not much use, is it?

08:40Not if he's going to hang about up there all day.

08:42He's about as reliable as you are.

08:44I thought she said you'd dump that car in Staddenham Road.

08:46Sue said so.

08:47I didn't.

08:48Yeah, no one saw you, did they?

08:51Well, they couldn't, could they?

08:52It wasn't there.

08:53It was in Cambly Street.

08:54I saw it on my way home.

08:56Well, it was an old breeding dinner hour on you, I did.

08:58And I didn't get that speedo, neither.

09:00Must have been some other car.

09:01Well, how did he do?

09:03Well, how did he do?

09:06Oh, no, he's not still up there.

09:08Staddenham Road.

09:10I'm sorry, I don't understand you.

09:11You couldn't find our car.

09:13I couldn't find your car because it wasn't where you said it was, that's why.

09:17Staddenham Road, I told you.

09:18It was in Cambly Street.

09:20I saw it on my way home.

09:21Well, you're as bad as that bleeding pigeon, even though where he is either.

09:28Hey, John.

09:30Hang on a minute.

09:34Hey, listen.

09:35On my way home just now, I saw your old car again.

09:38It's in a different place.

09:39Well, I told you, didn't I?

09:40No, not Staddenham Road.

09:42Look, yesterday it was in Cambly Street, right?

09:45And now it's in Tomlinson Street, further over Campbell Roadway.

09:52There you are.

10:06Open the bullet.

10:10Perhaps the local kids?

10:21You locked it, though, didn't you?

10:22Well, they've been at it.

10:23Look at it.

10:24Yeah, but they'd never move it.

10:28Well, perhaps somebody got it going.

10:33Yes, I think the noise was coming from somewhere there.

10:40I think the girls who model women's clothes are all really men.

10:51I bet you wouldn't let me go to bed with one, though.

10:53Haven't you got a tiny little mind?

10:56Wouldn't be my mind you'd be worrying about.

10:59You bore me when you talk like that.

11:01Do you know that?

11:05Here, John, look.

11:06What?

11:07More men?

11:08Oh, shut up.

11:09Look.

11:10It's a car.

11:11It's not ours, is it?

11:13No, Kennington.

11:14Students round, you know, shelter.

11:18Kennington?

11:19Well, how can it be?

11:20It must be a mile from Camberwell, maybe more.

11:23How do you imagine it would get there?

11:24Fly?

11:25Fair enough with Eric, don't you start.

11:27You'll be saying every old car you see is ours, isn't it?

11:29Now, look at it, John.

11:30No number plates.

11:31And that dent there.

11:32Now, where did we dump it?

11:35Hmm?

11:36About there.

11:37And you said you saw it somewhere there.

11:40And according to that picture, if that is it, it's there.

11:45Yes, well, it's certainly moving around.

11:48The students must be dragging it.

11:50John, have you noticed something?

11:51Look.

11:52They're in a straight line.

11:54Hmm?

11:55Here, look.

11:55From there to there, to there, to there.

12:00What do you want about?

12:01Look at the map.

12:02It's definitely a straight line.

12:04And it's pointing at us.

12:06Do you make it sound like a bloody torpedo?

12:09Just supposing, only just supposing,

12:11he's moving in this one direction,

12:13the same distance each time.

12:15And the next time he stops,

12:17he should be about there.

12:20Here, let's go and have a look.

12:22What?

12:23Let's drag along that way.

12:26Here, look at the time.

12:28I'm going to be late.

12:39John, where have you been?

12:41I bet the food's ruined.

12:42It's across the river.

12:44What?

12:45It's this side.

12:48I've just seen it.

12:49Was he where we said?

12:50In that area.

12:51Just this side of the river.

12:54There.

12:54Perhaps it is a torpedo.

12:59What?

13:00Oh, oh, nothing.

13:06Well, I hate to admit it,

13:07but it does seem to be moving in this direction.

13:10This is the what?

13:11One, two, three, four, fifth time it's moved.

13:14Well, the fifth place it's been seen in, anyway.

13:19Perhaps it's running downhill.

13:21Sue?

13:22Yes?

13:23If I take him out, will you see him down?

13:25Yes, of course.

13:26So, all right, so I drove it there,

13:29but I'm sure it's in no condition to be driven now.

13:31Well, are you positive?

13:32I mean, you don't know anything about cars.

13:34What does Eric think?

13:35Never mind about what Eric thinks.

13:37I know a wreck when I see one.

13:39I'm not stupid.

13:41Well, don't shout at me.

13:42I wasn't suggesting you were stupid.

13:43Just ignorant.

13:44I'm going to shut your watch, sir.

13:45What difference does my bloody watch make?

13:47Oh, yes, yes.

13:48We could make sure.

13:50We could immobilize it.

13:51Well, I'll give him ten minutes and see what happens, right?

13:54Eric, you could go and, um,

13:56what could you take out?

13:58Take out?

13:59From the car.

14:01Oh, it's not your bleeding car again, is it?

14:03Yes, it's moved again.

14:04Somebody must be driving it about.

14:05Look, you could go and take out a wire or a gear or something.

14:11That would stop it.

14:13Oh, all right.

14:15Maybe then we can concentrate on getting this bird ready.

14:18I'll get the speeder at the same time.

14:19Where is it?

14:21Right there, on the corner, by the bank.

14:24Henry come.

14:27All right, I'll go this time.

14:28Remember, that's it, then.

14:30Finished.

14:46Eric, it's me, John.

14:47Er, don't say anything.

14:49Oh, sit down.

14:52I've had enough being in here strung up like this without you going on as if I'm going to die.

14:57What do you want me to say?

14:58Kiss me, Hardy.

14:59Sit down.

15:00Well, what happened?

15:05I got clobbered, didn't I?

15:07Yes.

15:09Sue said.

15:09Well, how did it happen?

15:14Don't ask me.

15:16It goes down there like a muck, doesn't I?

15:19Gets me head stuck under the bonnet.

15:20I thought I'd take the distributor out, see?

15:23Well, the next thing I knew is the bonnet comes down on me.

15:26Bang.

15:26I can't move.

15:27I'm trapped.

15:28And it won't move.

15:30Must have been some kids mucking about.

15:32And then some idiot, of course, goes and sends for the fire brigade, doesn't he?

15:36They've got axles, crowbars, the lot.

15:40Then the ootlet starts going off and nobody can stop it.

15:43So what with this ootlet going off right next to me, year old, and half a dozen firemen poking in their crowbars, I don't hate to tell you where.

15:48Well, it's a wonder I'm here at all.

15:51It was nasty.

15:58It took them ten minutes to get me out of there.

16:01Anybody think that car had it in for me?

16:12Did you, um, immobilize the...

16:15Yes.

16:18Did you get your speedo?

16:20Oh, do leave off.

16:24I thought I'd enter the pigeon in a local race sometime soon, just to see how he makes out.

16:31Good, good.

16:33If he flies past his window here, you will explain to him why I can't wave, won't you?

16:38Hello, darling.

16:45How'd you get on?

16:46I took some books in and some fruit.

16:49What was he like?

16:50All right, a bit fed up.

16:52They're supposed to be keeping him in for shock or something, so he said.

16:55I suppose it must have been a bit of a shock happening like that.

16:59He said they couldn't get him out.

17:00I can't understand that.

17:02The bonnet couldn't have been that heavy.

17:03I keep thinking of a big crocodile.

17:05Well, I didn't see any teeth marks on him.

17:07I don't make fun.

17:08Sorry.

17:09Did you tell him we looked for the car?

17:11No, I thought it best to keep off the subject.

17:13Well, they've been pleased to hear that it disappeared.

17:15So wait off everybody's mind.

17:17I wonder where it's gone.

17:19John!

17:23And now we bring you special...

17:25I thought it was there.

17:26Did you see it?

17:27Those flats.

17:29They're not far from here.

17:31They're at the top of Linton Road.

17:33He's nearly home, John.

17:35John, what are we going to do?

17:36Well, say something.

17:39Next thing we know, it'll be outside the door.

17:42John, for goodness sake, try.

17:46Oh, shut up, will you?

17:48There's no need to get hysterical.

17:51How can I think with you going on like that?

17:54Are you sure it was those flats?

17:56Yes, Mrs. Turner used to live there.

17:59Well, do something.

18:00Go and blow the car up.

18:02Set fire to it.

18:02Anything.

18:03What a brilliant idea.

18:05That's all we need.

18:07Nice case of arson on top of this.

18:09Set fire to it at this time of night.

18:11They'd love that, wouldn't they?

18:12They'd only just put one fire out.

18:14A whole block would probably go up.

18:15Let me think.

18:21Oh, maybe we're getting all worked up about nothing.

18:23After all, what can it do to us?

18:25It can't hurt us, can it?

18:26Can't hurt us?

18:27What about Eric?

18:29Hmm?

18:30Well, that was an accident.

18:32If you don't think...

18:34Oh, come off it.

18:35Now you're being ridiculous.

18:36Oh, let's go to bed.

18:56No, no, that was an accident.

18:59After all, what else could it be?

19:02Look!

19:13Look!

19:32Still there?

19:42Yeah, yes.

19:51Don't forget you said we'd give the bird a toss in the morning.

19:53Yes, I haven't forgotten.

19:56You didn't feed him, did you?

19:58No, you told me not to.

20:00Okay.

20:00I'll give him a little thirsting.

20:08Coming to bed, then?

20:10I don't feel sleepy.

20:12Nor me.

20:13You want to keep watch, don't you?

20:16Yes, I must see how it moves.

20:18Hey, John!

20:40John, look!

20:41It's gone!

20:42Did you see it move?

20:45No.

20:48Perhaps if it was all...

20:50It's a bad dream.

20:53That's what it seems like.

20:55Perhaps it got towed away.

20:58During the night, the council aren't that eager.

21:01When we tell our grandchildren, we'll say, it got to the end of its journey and reached the happy hunting ground.

21:09Journey's end.

21:10Except it hasn't quite reached the end of its journey.

21:14It still has...

21:15a little way to go.

21:17It's a bad dream.

21:18It's a bad dream.

21:19It's a bad dream.

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21:34It's a bad dream.

21:35It's a bad dream.

21:36It's a bad dream.

21:37It's a bad dream.

21:38It's a bad dream.

21:39I'll put in a pair of shoes in case he decides to walk home if he comes home.

21:54Bye.

21:57Bye now.

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Tales Of Unease (1970) - Season 1 Episode 7 - The Old Banger

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