00:00Gulab jaisi ho aap, gulab lagti ho, halka sa bhi muskarad ho to laajwaab lagti ho
00:06Hatam na hume, tumhe dulhan banaye
00:11Aap aise magnet toh nahi hai?
00:13Kya khaati toh nahi hai magnet waqara?
00:15No
00:16Kyunki kaafi der sa mujhe apne toh kheechi jalee jaa rahi hai na
00:19Mane tujhe dekha, bas rahue gaana mein
00:24News karte hain, soap waqara
00:26Oh sorry, aap toh doosan haati hoon ki itni pyari jo hain
00:29Nashaar teri akhaan bichon haave main
00:35Poochegi nahi kiya hai wo?
00:36Kya?
00:37I love you
00:43I seriously love you yaar
00:49Video continue karne se pehle aapko bata doon ki jinho ne video ka part 1 nahi dekha
00:54Description mein milaga uska link
00:56Kyunki part 1 nahi dekhoge toh part 2 ki samajh nahi aayegi
01:00Kaunse university se aapne qualification clear nahi hai?
01:03Idhari baith jai
01:04Baith hain aap
01:05Thank you
01:06Welcome
01:07Kaunse university?
01:08Minhaj University
01:09Ahh Minhaj University, achch achch
01:12Yaar waise maine sunna hai ki Minhaj University me jo girls utni badi pyari hoti hai
01:17Aise hi hai?
01:18Acha aap ek mera kaam hi kar de yaar
01:20Ji
01:21Yaar waiter baap sunda hai yaar
01:23Aapna dil mere naam hi kar de
01:31Kya khana pasand karenge?
01:33Kuch bhi
01:34Kuch bhi hai yaar kuch
01:36Aisa something
01:38Acha yeh do burger laga dena
01:40Nahi bas theek hai
01:42Aankh aulting bhi kar dena
01:44Coke
01:46Magic trick dekhenge aap ek?
01:47Magic?
01:48Magic trick
01:49Magic?
01:50Haan hi check hi jiye
01:51Ta-da
01:54Kaisa?
01:55Yeh kaise hai?
01:56I am magician na part hai
01:58Magician ke kaam bhi karte hoon
01:59Basant nahi aaya aapko?
02:00Basant nahi aaya?
02:02Check hi jiye
02:06Oh wow
02:07Matlab kaise hai?
02:09Yeh aapke liye hai
02:11Dekhen kaise hai?
02:13Yeh actually main magician bhi hoon na
02:15Main le kaali lingon course kiya hoon
02:19So that's why
02:21Sahi hai na?
02:22Wow
02:24Aankh aapko flower prasant hai na
02:25Main laga chalo
02:26Aapne magic trick se aapko impress kar di
02:28Thank you
02:31Aap aise magnet toh nahi hai?
02:33Kya khaati toh nahi hai magnet waqera?
02:35Hai?
02:36Kyunki kaafi der se mujhe
02:37Aapne toh kheechi jalee jaa rahi hai na
02:39Mane tujhe dekha
02:41Basta huve gaano me
02:44Matne dialogue
02:46Masti kaane hai
02:47Aur aap apna snap kya karte hain?
02:50Main
02:52Dil churata hoon khubso ledkiyon ke
02:55I mean khaali aapki try kiya hai
02:57Yeh nahi ke main sab pe maagta hoon
02:59Khubso ledkiyon ke
03:01Aaj kal maine yeh business start kiya hoon na
03:03Khubso ledkiyon ko dil churana
03:05Business start kiya hoon hai
03:07Matlab mere ilawa bhi
03:09Nahi nahi aapke ilawa kuch bhi nahi
03:11Aaj mein sach keh raha hoon
03:13Dekh lo kahi baat banne se
03:15Matlab baat ban sakti hai?
03:17Matlab ke chances hai
03:19Nahi jaise aapne mujhe baatein nahi kar rahi hai
03:21Mujhe lag raha hai ke aur bhi business
03:25Waise aapko ek share sunao
03:27Cute sa face tera
03:29Killer teri style
03:31Waqt bhi tham jaata hai dekh kar teri smile
03:41Acha tha?
03:45Toh kitne boyfriend rakhi hoon hai aapne?
03:48Rakhi hoon de toh aapko main yeh
03:50Matlab itni mehnat na karni prati
03:52Mehnat na karni prati?
03:54Waise aap aise hi phat jati hai?
03:56Ke bhi bataana hai maine aapko aur
03:58Acha aapne wo number share karna tha?
04:00Number?
04:02Acha aapko ek raaj ki baat bataun?
04:04Acha yeh wo raaj ki baat hai
04:06Jo maine aaj tak kisi ko nahi batayi
04:08Aankhe band karein?
04:10Samajh rahe hoon?
04:12Pooche ki nahi kiya hai?
04:14I love you
04:18I seriously love you yaar
04:24Please accept khalo
04:26Aise kaise hai?
04:28Haan? Nahi?
04:30Abhi bhi pasand nahi hai mai
04:32Annick bhi laga li hai, har cheez kar li hai
04:34Abhi bhi aapko bhi pasand nahi aara
04:36Aapne pasand nahi aara, yeh aapse itna khubsal ladka
04:38Pradash nahi ho raha, kaise sambhalenge
04:40Uske nakre aur yeh cheeze wagara
04:42Aisa hi hai na kuch?
04:44Aisa toh bhikul bhi nahi hai
04:47Abhi yeh nahi ho ke aapko itna khubsal ladka aapke haan se nikal raha hai
04:49Ho sakte hai ki agar main
04:51Agar main accept kar bhi lo to baad mein
04:53Aap se mere nakre nahi ho
04:55Nahi nahi, main nakre uthayen hai mai main expert hoon
04:57Bhenon ke maine bade nakre uthayen hai
04:59Maine kaha kabhi
05:01Lekin bhenon ke kalak jagah hoti hai
05:03Acha?
05:05Chalein koi nahi, try toh mai kar sakto
05:07Abhi itni daed se kya kar rahe hoon?
05:09Try kar raha tha mai
05:11Acha?
05:13Acha aap mujhe apne papa ka number de sakte hain?
05:15Papa ka kyu?
05:17Maine unse aapka haath maangena hai na
05:19Maine bapse toh maang lo
05:21Mere papa se bhi maang lena
05:23Haath haath de de aap apna
05:25Baise blood pressure main bhi check kar le to
05:27Thorasa kaam ho jaate hain
05:29Order bata nahi abhi tak nahi aaya
05:33Waise by the way
05:35Kya usan kiya aapko khaane?
05:37Main kuch bhi khaa leti hain
05:39Like burger, pizza
05:42Parsoor main like matlab
05:44Haan like pizza
05:46Pizza?
05:48Acha mujhe mama pyaar se pizza hi kahti hain
05:54Agar wo kam par jaye na
05:56Toh aap mujhe khaa sakte hain
05:58Aap
06:00Kaunsa
06:02Sabun use karte hain?
06:04Soap waqara
06:06Oh sorry aap toh doosan haati hoon ki itni pyari jo hain
06:12Chauha bhein main hoon
06:14Yaar wo
06:16Bohot zyada dialogue baazi karte hain
06:18Aapko achha nahi laga?
06:20Nahi achha tha
06:22Number nahi aapne bhi share kiya
06:24Dialogue baazi achi lagi
06:26Ladka achha nahi laga aapko
06:28Achhe ho
06:30Achha hoon? Kitna thorasa dada
06:32Ye toh mere saamne
06:34Bandhe ho ya haqeekat mein
06:36Nahi nahi maa aise hi hoon
06:38Saare ladki aise hi kahte hain
06:41Achha aapko ek shayad sunao?
06:43Pehle itni der se kya suna rahe the?
06:45Gulab jaisi ho
06:47Gulab lagti ho
06:49Gulab jaisi ho aap
06:51Gulab lagti ho
06:53Halka sa bhi muskara do to lajawab lagti ho
07:03Kaisa tha?
07:05Achha hain
07:07Aap bhi kuch nahi dena aapko nahi aate bhi?
07:09Ladko mein interest nahi aapka
07:11Ladko mein interest nahi tha
07:13Nahi
07:15Thora thora tha mujhe dekh ke bhar gaya
07:19Kitne ablation kiya aapne dil ke?
07:21Aapko
07:23Kek mera bhi kar do
07:25Nahi nahi main hi kyun kehna
07:27Main kisi achhi doctor ke bahar jaunga
07:29Aapko bhi tha koi nahi jaana maine
07:31On kehte hain na
07:33Apne bandon se wo hota nahi na
07:35Unko itna trust nahi hota
07:38Aap apne hain na
07:40You know
07:42Itni jaldi kaise?
07:44Abhi aapne kaha to tha mujhe aap usand ho
07:46Maine kab kaha tha
07:48Pizza aapne
07:50Abhi pizza to main pizza hoon na
07:56Mujhe khaane wala pizza
07:58Khaane wala?
08:00Matlab main aapko usand nahi hoon
08:02Aap aisa bhi nahi hain matlab
08:04Ladki maan zahiye
08:07Number number number
08:11Yeh dekhe hain baat sune hain
08:13Aapko maine pehle bhi kaha tha
08:15Ke baat mein bethe hoi the kabhi kuch ho jata hai
08:17Kabhi aapse haal chaal puch rahe hain
08:19Kabhi aap tabhik kharab
08:21Doktor ki tabhik kharab ho jage to
08:23Woh kiske paat jaayege?
08:25Apne bande ke paat jaayege na
08:27Bande ke paat jo school milaga
08:29So kahin se mil sakte hain aap se
08:31Aap maine bande kaise?
08:33Bana liye jaega aap
08:35Doktor peechhe rahe hain
08:37Doktor peechhe nahi rahe hain
08:39Itni se aaj mein doktor ban sakte hain?
08:41Doktor peechhe rahe hain to
08:44Yeh to hai waise
08:46Baat to zahiye
08:4830-40 operation toh kardi hunge aapne dil de
08:52Chalne aap se walaaj karunga
08:54Kisi din aake na
08:56Waise hum na
08:58Mein paas ek plan hain
09:00Hum dono milke business karte hain
09:02Seriously
09:04Aapne bhala ke karna hain?
09:06Main logon ko leke aaya karunga na
09:08Toh aapne unka dil
09:10Hum usko dil chura ke bech diya karenge
09:13Profit hi profit
09:15Main bohot acha chaur hun
09:17Bacche bade churaa leta hun
09:19Main jaun hai aapse?
09:21I'm joking
09:27Aacha?
09:29Business idea yaar
09:31Agar maine yehi kaam karna hota
09:33Toh main doktor banne ke kya sakte hain?
09:35Chalo kidney bhej denge zinda toh rahega na atleast
09:39Wo bhi nahi?
09:41Chao
09:43Wo jo dil mein
09:45Kyaam karte hain
09:47Wo hi jeena haraam karte hain
09:51Aacha aapne mujhe kaha tha
09:53Ke aapka naam Aisha hai
09:55Main agar aapka naam change karna chau
09:59Matlab main aapko apni
10:01Future wife hai sakta hu?
10:03Abhi yaar
10:05Kuch toh maan jo aap
10:07Itna pyaara ladka aapko force ka raha maan hi nahi di
10:10Itna pyaara ladka mujhe ke
10:12Yeh kis kaam aata hai ye?
10:14Aap kis kaam aata hai?
10:16Nahi nahi main dil ki baat kar raha hu
10:18Dil tere naam meri
10:20Jaan tere naam
10:22Aapke by the way baal bohot pyaare hain
10:24Acha yeh wale nahi yeh wale
10:28Sorry
10:30Mazaag kar raha hu
10:34Mere pyaar ki kismat mein
10:36Ek aasaan likh de
10:39Na mile kabhi bhi
10:41Dard usko
10:43Chahe badle mein meri jaan likh de
10:51Acha tha?
10:53Chale isi baat ko number dete hain yaar
10:55Aap kasam se maan hi nahi di
10:57Aapse mai baat kaise kiya karunga?
10:59Acha bataa den
11:010500 kya?
11:05Matlab kuch bhi
11:07Nahi nahi maine call karni nahi aapko
11:09Haal chal bhi toh poochna hoga na
11:11Message kar lunga aapko
11:13Haan kabhi kabhi
11:15Kya number hai?
11:17032
11:19032
11:2118
11:2318 apna hi likh baari hai na
11:2518
11:272
11:29Wahat tej ho raha hai yaar
11:31Ayesha Ahsan
11:33Acha main aapko tang nahi karunga
11:36If you don't mind
11:38Thank you yaar
11:40Toh Gabroos kaisi lagi aapko humari video
11:42Toh niche comment box mein zaroor batayega
11:44Agar aap isi video ke aur bhi parts chahate ho
11:46Toh wo bhi lazim batayega
11:48Toh milte hai kisi next video mein
11:50Tab tak ke liye Allah Hafiz
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