00:00Here it is! Midport Village.
00:03I got a secret stash of elite loot that'll help us survive the woodland mansion.
00:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who are these guys?
00:09Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers.
00:11They're total pacifists and vegetarians.
00:14You don't bug them, they won't bug you.
00:16They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread.
00:20They love crushing a loaf.
00:21So they built all this?
00:23Yeah, most of it.
00:24But the good stuff you see? That's all Steve.
00:30Whoa, is he some kind of king?
00:32No.
00:34That's a legend.
00:36Kid, anything you can dream about here, you can make.
00:40Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about.
00:43That was your tower, right?
00:44Yeah.
00:45Pretty killer for a first build.
00:50Relax, it's just an iron golem, local security force.
00:56But they're a bunch of big softies!
01:00Unless you start messing with the villagers.
01:04Don't ever do that!
01:05This place makes no sense.
01:07Come with me!
01:10Yo, you need protein like Proto.
01:13I got just the place, buddy.
01:19Hello there.
01:20Woo-hoo!
01:21Oh, dude, I got goose pimples just walking up on it.
01:24You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken?
01:28I did.
01:29And you're about to find out.
01:33Uh-oh!
01:42You hear that?
01:43That's the sound of sizzling.
01:46Mm-hmm.
01:47Smell that smell.
01:49L-l-lava, chicken.
01:53Steve's lava chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell.
01:56Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringing the bell.
01:59Crispy and juicy, now you're having a stack.
02:02Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
02:06I have a small business, too.
02:09The one thing I try to do is not have my jingle-suck butt.
02:19Friggin' loser.
02:22Pass the bird, jerky.
02:23I'm not a little wimp like Big Steve here.
02:25I crave heat.
02:27And I crave pain.
02:29Darren, wait!
02:31Hear my words.
02:32That chicken was just cooked in hot lava.
02:34Let it cool down, man.
02:48Not bad.
02:56Ooh.
02:57Garbage man, you're a big-time idiot.
03:04What is it?
03:06What?
03:09General Juggers!
03:11Get over here!
03:12Hey, Malgosia. What's going on?
03:25Your old dungeon buddy, Steve, has betrayed us.
03:29Well, that's a bummer.
03:31The orb is with four roundlings.
03:33My spies tell me he has taken them to his lava chicken shack.
03:36No way!
03:37I love that place!
03:39La-la-la-la-la-ba!
03:41Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
03:42Shut up!
03:43Take your finest warriors, bring me that orb, and kill the roundlings!
03:47So, like, you want me to end his life or whatever?
03:50Are you serious?
03:52What do you think I'm talking about?
03:54Okay.
03:55I was just kind of confused there for a second.
03:58Take this nether wart so you don't zombify.
04:01Um, your majesty, I don't think this is gonna be enough to go around.
04:05Deal with it!
04:06No worries!
04:08All right, drink up, guys.
04:10You don't want to zombify up there, but just tiny sips, okay?
04:14Ah!
04:16Ah!
04:20Ah!
04:21Ah!
04:22Ah!
04:23Ah!
04:24Ah!
04:25Ah!
04:26Ah!
04:27Ah!
04:28Ah!
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04:34Ah!
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