00:01Douglas, my kids are the paper. You hear the home run in the liver league.
00:05Really? Hey, that's great. Makes you feel good, huh, Teddy?
00:08Boy, when I was a kid did I love to play ball. You couldn't keep me out of the schoolyard.
00:12In fact, last week I went back to visit my old neighborhood.
00:14I was in the same schoolyard where I played ball when I was a kid.
00:17What a day I had, you know.
00:19Boy, what memories.
00:30There it is. The old schoolyard.
00:35Listen to that. That's youth, youth.
00:38Oh, what cute little girls.
00:41If they were older, they could turn me down.
00:44I got kids. Come on now. Come on now. Get moving. Get moving.
00:48Mr. Turner.
00:50Rodney Dangerfield.
00:51The last time you saw me, I was this high.
00:54I remember.
00:55You're still on the job, huh?
00:56There's still a few left from the old days. I'm still on the job, Rodney.
00:59Say, some of your old teachers are still here, too.
01:02Really?
01:02Yeah, Mr. Thompson's still here.
01:04Miss Johnson's still here.
01:06Miss Wilson's still here.
01:07Miss Wilson is still here?
01:08Yes.
01:09Oh, I'd love to say hello to Miss Wilson.
01:11Why don't you do just that? She's right up those stairs.
01:13I'm going to say hello to her.
01:14Well, listen, awfully nice seeing you take care of yourself here.
01:17I'm going to see Miss Wilson take care of yourself.
01:23Miss Wilson?
01:26Rodney Dangerfield.
01:28Well, come on in and sit down.
01:32Golly, look at you.
01:34I remember when I had to make you sit in the corner for two hours.
01:39Oh, gee.
01:40I remember a few things about you, too, Mrs. Wilson.
01:42Those cookies you used to bring to class.
01:44Oh, did I love them.
01:45They were so good, you know?
01:47And I'll tell you something else I remember, too.
01:49When you used to write in a blackboard and you were moving and shaking,
01:53I'd get so excited.
01:54Oh, Rodney, don't kid it, old lady.
01:57Oh, I'm not kidding, Miss Wilson.
01:58When you were writing in a blackboard and moving,
02:01if you knew what I was thinking...
02:02Oh, boy.
02:05Miss Wilson, do me a favor, will you?
02:07For old time's sake, just once,
02:09would you write in a blackboard again the way you used to?
02:11Oh, now you're being fooled as Rodney.
02:13You're my favorite teacher.
02:15Write in a blackboard just once for me, okay?
02:18Hey.
02:25You silly boy.
02:26Oh, boy.
02:32What an ass.
02:34Oh.
02:34Oh, baby.
02:36Oh, Miss Wilson, keep me after school.
02:38Oh, I'm sorry I graduated.
02:40Oh, what a fucking ass.
02:41Holy shit.
02:42Oh, no, baby.
02:44Why would I let the fuck up?
02:45What a fucking ass.
02:47Oh, holy shit.
02:49Wow.
02:49Wow.
02:49Wow.
02:49Wow.
02:50Wow.
02:50Wow.
02:50Wow.
02:50Wow.
02:51Wow.
02:52Wow.
02:52Wow.
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