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00:00Here we go

00:30...

01:00The fries just got some

01:08No, it's okay, he'll be okay.

01:11There is a drop-off point about three hours from here.

01:14It's in the woods, Colonel.

01:15Okay, let's go.

01:16Oh, cease fire!

01:33Come in the house!

01:34And raise your hands!

01:36My caterpillar!

01:37Oh dear, he speaks German like a Spanish cow

01:39Well, it's better to do as he says, eh?

01:41Come on, come here quickly.

01:42Keep your hands up!

01:44Okay, move more!

01:46So, who are you?

01:47Only one at a time!

01:48We're the life insurance company, you can put your gun away, buddy.

01:51Oh, look, he's a general, so, well, hey, is my general?

01:57Robert Hogan

01:58Eh ?

02:00Ah, Richard

02:00But it's tiny, look

02:02Well, I don't find it that small.

02:04Isn't that my general?

02:05A little bit close, it's okay, here it's not great for landing

02:07Which unit are you from?

02:09We deal with sabotage and intelligence gathering.

02:11We are in a prisoner of war camp about 5 km from here.

02:13No kidding, are you serious?

02:16Ha ha ha, prisoners of war

02:17Yes, and we will hide you there.

02:18Baker, handsome, are you in charge of the parachute?

02:21Yes, my colonel.

02:21Carter?

02:23Carter?

02:24General Combule

02:25Uh, yes, yes, my...

02:26If you are well, sir, my dear

02:28Okay, son, I'm following you.

02:29Oh, I've seen little generals before, but to this extent?

02:33Yeah, not legal, we put it back in the water

02:35Oh, I've seen little generals before.

02:36I am

03:05Ah! Ah, it's very beautiful, Wilhelm!

03:16Ah, what emotion!

03:17Thank you, Major Karine!

03:19Who was going, air colonel?

03:21Not that Anini wouldn't have done better.

03:24Air Colonel, may I applaud?

03:27Yes of course !

03:28SO !

03:29Ha, ha, ha!

03:33Pauline?

03:34Thank you.

03:35Hercules, eh?

03:36Thank you very much.

03:39Thank you, Schultz!

03:42Ah, I think you play wonderfully, dear Wilhelm.

03:46Ah, ha, ha!

03:47We play wonderfully, in fact,

03:49because next to you, my heart is itself a Stradivarius.

03:53And with that, what a great help!

03:55Yes, I think so.

03:58Ah, oh!

03:59Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

04:02We have no basics or anything.

04:04A soldier, dangerously living his life.

04:05Ask Schultz to clean it for you.

04:07You are absolutely right.

04:09I'll ask you to excuse me for a minute.

04:11I put on something a little more comfortable.

04:33It wasn't too long.

04:34One last idea.

04:36If we refused a little mosquito...

04:38It would be with choice, but it is already late.

04:42But it's never too late for love, my dear.

04:45Next time I'll remember.

04:52Ah, Schultz, I forgot my gloves.

04:54You're welcome to get them for me, if you like.

04:55So, how was it?

05:07It's the clink version of the Chinese water drop torture.

05:12Interesting things?

05:14I found some plans.

05:15He had to clear the watchtowers of the barbed wire perimeter.

05:17He wants to take them 50 meters into the woods.

05:19When ?

05:20They have to work right now.

05:21That's not true.

05:22Plus, we have a general to take out.

05:24If he moves the Mirador, he will certainly block the exit of our tunnel.

05:28Well done, Karine.

05:29We'll call you back at the next concert, we promise.

05:32No, thank you.

05:37Bittre, Fraulein.

05:38All right.

05:39We were so used to seeing the towers where they were.

05:44Ah ah!

05:45That's kind of why I'm going to clear them out.

05:47To foil any escape plans you may have.

05:49No, Colonel, the challenge will just be a little tougher, that's all.

05:52Hogan, if I brought you here these rubbed beards,

05:54know that I don't care about your opinion.

05:56You should still think about it.

05:57I have other things to do.

05:59I have much bigger problems.

06:01General Burkhalder is due to come here for an inspection.

06:04He brings to Zeur, Frau Linkmeier.

06:07The Abominable Snow Woman, again?

06:09Jose, where does this remarkable vagina that I exert on women come from?

06:13Why do they want me?

06:15Why, Hogan?

06:16Well, just an idea.

06:18Maybe it's your intelligence, your charm, your authority, your sense of humor.

06:22It could be, but I doubt it.

06:25We were able to, Hogan.

06:32I hope they don't hug me.

06:34You have to be brave and...

06:35Welcome.

06:48Good day, Link.

06:50Welcome, Frau Linkmeier.

06:52Nice to see you again.

06:53Thank you.

06:54I would like to introduce you to my fiancé, Mayor Wolfgang Karp.

06:59Colonel Wilhelm Kling, commanding here.

07:01Mother Colonel, Mayor Karp, Gertrude's fiancés, you have my fiancés.

07:06I meant to say, but that...

07:08In a rage.

07:19In a rage.

07:24So, what do you think of the torturers, Kling?

07:28There is nothing more beautiful than being in love.

07:31This is a delicate situation for you, Colonel.

07:34From what Gertrude told me, you were very... close.

07:38Oh! That's life, you can't have them all.

07:41I'm sure Kling will recover very, very quickly.

07:44I want to say that it is a huge relief.

07:48And... injury, a huge injury.

07:51Thank you, Philem.

07:53We will announce our engagement in a day or two.

07:55Okay, Wolfgang? All right.

07:57You know, General Borkhalter, I just had what I consider an excellent idea.

08:04That's hard to believe.

08:05If you allow me, I will organize a small engagement party for our lovers.

08:10Kling, fabelarft.

08:12Yes, that's very kind, Colonel.

08:14Oh, you don't have anything, there's everything.

08:15Yes, it is something, especially if it is taken from the sins of the camp.

08:19We accept, Albert.

08:22My pleasure.

08:23Yes.

08:24So we're going to have the visitors' area decorated.

08:28One of our prisoners is an excellent leader.

08:30So, okay, it's settled.

08:32Gertrude, I would have liked to discuss the important things with Kling.

08:36You should bring Wolfgang and Louis Ferwer on a tour of Stalag.

08:40Ya, ya, ya, ya.

08:45Kling.

08:46I think Wolfgang has many, many people.

08:55He is like a me.

08:56That's it, she finally found a man.

08:59I believe.

08:59He looks quite charming.

09:01It's not exactly the officer's song with which I have much in common.

09:05But you're going to have a lot in common.

09:07Oh yes?

09:08The Wolfgang Klapp jersey will define your new assistant.

09:12He will become me.

09:13General, you are not being serious.

09:17Of course I do.

09:19Actually, it was Gertrude who came up with this idea.

09:25What? Your deputy, a Bosch?

09:27Yes, a Bosch.

09:29Hogan.

09:30Sorry, my words went beyond my thoughts.

09:31It could happen to me.

09:32You can give us a way to fix this.

09:34This idea was Frau Linkmeyer's.

09:36Oh well, then don't fight it, you're sure to lose.

09:39I have to take care of organizing the engagement party as well.

09:41Hogan, could you help me?

09:45But it seems perfectly natural to me.

09:46We've been enemies for so long.

09:48Thank you, Hogan.

09:49I am really touched by your attitude.

09:54Don't stand at attention.

09:55I'm just passing through.

09:59It was even worth specifying.

10:01I'm going out, General.

10:01If I had known that one day I would hide from the enemy.

10:09What's the situation, Hogan?

10:10We should be able to get you out in a few days, General.

10:13In a few days?

10:14This is not going well.

10:15It's yes.

10:16I have my men waiting for me at the base right now.

10:18This is war, there is no time to waste.

10:20Our clink has a new deputy.

10:22So we have to wait a little while for the surveillance to relax.

10:25I'm old enough to make her loosen up on her own, the surveillance.

10:28I'll go underneath.

10:28Well, open up, damn it!

10:34Excuse me, General, you've got the wrong bed.

10:40He's going to let me go, that one, yes.

10:42I'm pretty tall, aren't I?

10:44Hogan, I'm going out.

10:46And when I say something, I stick to it.

10:49Yes, General.

10:58She is the most charming, my friends, Fräulein Richter.

11:10Colonel Hogan commanding the prisoners.

11:12Mother?

11:12You are made of charmers.

11:15I wanted to brag.

11:16That's your type.

11:17Yes, oh, excuse me.

11:18Jules is drowning in the pocket.

11:22In your opinion, are we likely to be treated to a violin concerto?

11:25When you join the Resistance, you know that torture is a risk you have to take.

11:29Colonel Hogan?

11:30Ah, look, here are the little fiancés.

11:32I think it's time I introduced the new deputy to you.

11:34This is Colonel Hogan, the one in command of the prisoners.

11:37Major, my congratulations.

11:39Oh yes, thank you.

11:40Do you know Fräulein Richter?

11:43Yes, we had that pleasure.

11:45Wolfgang, could you take care of Fräulein?

11:48I need to speak to Colonel Hogan.

11:50Yes, Gertrude.

11:51Keep busy, but keep it reasonable, okay, Wolfgang?

11:54All right.

11:57Hogan, I have a question for you.

11:59Is Klink concerned about Wolfgang becoming his deputy?

12:03He's learning Russian, anyway.

12:05It's not impossible that Wolfgang will take Klink's job very soon.

12:09When do you think?

12:10Oh, I'll decide.

12:12Klink is worried about his plan to move the emirador.

12:16Yes, and why is he worried?

12:18He's afraid that an officer as smart as Wolfgang might discover that this is an extremely expensive project.

12:23Oh yeah, I had no idea.

12:25And let him tell the general.

12:26Yes.

12:27Albert hates one thing: the Luftlag depositing money.

12:30Yes, but I think Wolfgang shouldn't tell your brother about it.

12:33Yes.

12:33But it would be so good for Wolfgang and his career.

12:37It wouldn't be fair to Klink.

12:39Oh, of course, I'm farting.

12:42Moving the emirador would not be necessary.

12:45Oh, but there was never a successful escape, Australac XIII.

12:48I know that. Klink told me again, and again, and again, and again.

12:54So the position of emirador has absolutely nothing to do with it.

12:59I think I understand.

13:01Your attention, please, ladies and gentlemen.

13:04I think.

13:05My dearest friends,

13:07Let me now introduce you to one of the greatest military minds of the Third Reich.

13:13Our friend to all, General Burkhalter.

13:16Thank you, Colonel.

13:22I am delighted to be here with you this evening, ladies and gentlemen.

13:26But I don't intend to make a speech.

13:29What a sweet young woman to dance.

13:31But I have the honor to announce the engagement of my sister Gertrude Linkmeyer

13:37with the best Wolfgang Karp.

13:41We are all very touched by your wishes for happiness.

13:43And I know in advance that your wishes will bring us happiness.

13:47Okay, Wolfgang.

13:49All right.

13:53They put them back in place.

13:54It worked, Colonel.

13:56And a burden to us, dear old Gertrude.

13:59Baker, the London contact, arranges a meeting at any time for them to pick up their general.

14:03Count on me.

14:04Yeah, Pluto will be the best.

14:05He is ready to court-martial us all.

14:07Carter and Legault will get him out tonight through the emergency tunnel.

14:10They'll pick it up over there.

14:11Yeah.

14:12If the weather isn't too bad, they might send a plane to empty the seat for me.

14:15That's it.

14:15And if it rains, I'll bring it to London wearing it to my studies.

14:19Come on, all the worlds, red, red, red, red.

14:22What's going on, Schultz?

14:23A very bad news announcement from Colonel de Huitzik.

14:25About what?

14:26I don't know anything.

14:27I don't know anything.

14:28I don't know anything.

14:28And Colonel, the prisoners are all present.

14:33Thank you, Schultz.

14:35Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make to you.

14:37After consultation with the new deputy, Karp jersey,

14:42I decided not to move the watchtowers.

14:45Yeah !

14:46It's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there.

14:48Quiet in itself, closer monitoring is necessary.

14:52So I made another decision.

14:55So, after consultation with the jersey,

14:58Karp and others,

15:02we will place a guard

15:04in each barracks of Stalag 13,

15:0724 hours a day.

15:08That's disgusting.

15:10Colonel, this is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

15:12on prisoners of war.

15:14Yet the Geneva Convention says nothing about this,

15:16but thanks for pointing it out to me.

15:20The new system will start today,

15:23at exactly 4 p.m.,

15:25with the changing of the guard.

15:27That's all.

15:27This is completely illegal.

15:31They were absolutely embarrassing.

15:34Yes, I find it a little.

15:35Well, okay.

15:36You will file your complaints at the complaints office.

15:41And if we move the general,

15:43isn't that a good idea?

15:44The guard will start his shift at 4:00,

15:46which condemns all tunnels.

15:47He'll find himself all alone.

15:48That leaves us two hours.

15:49The beautiful, you need food and water in the tunnel

15:51for two or three days.

15:52Yes, and what do I say to the general?

15:53As soon as we can, we'll get him out.

15:55But he is capable of killing me!

15:56Listen, if he doesn't like it here,

15:58he can always try to find another prison camp.

16:00And why don't you tell yourself?

16:02Because I'm a colonel!

16:04And I'm scared.

16:06If we are constantly monitored,

16:07So we find ourselves unemployed?

16:09Colonel, the art judge was nice, you said.

16:11It was Frau Linkmeier who came up with the idea.

16:13Obviously, she's the one who wants to run this camp.

16:15Well, we won't be bored if that's the case.

16:18The only way to get rid of her,

16:19It is first of all to destroy Wolfgang.

16:21We get rid of him, we get rid of her.

16:24It's not nice, he's innocent.

16:25So, you too?

16:27Well, almost.

16:30No, no, moron, it's not soup,

16:31It's stew, are you blind?

16:32I swear, I don't believe it's a delay.

16:34Oh yes, I would like it, I would like it alone.

16:36Yeah, go ahead.

16:36Well, that's enough, thank you.

16:37A little more, Newkirk?

16:38No, that'll do, I've done some.

16:39Hmm, that's good.

16:40How many times have I told you how beautiful it is?

16:48that affected German Shepherds should never be fed.

16:52Why is it now

16:53Are you against our system, Colonel?

16:54Because it doesn't make sense and it's degrading.

16:57You are prisoners of war.

16:59Yes, I noticed that too.

17:01I still believe the emir had to be moved.

17:03Wolfgang and Gondre, and I am too.

17:05I'm still the commander here.

17:07And General Burkhalter is also against this idea.

17:10He never told me about it.

17:12He will do it.

17:13As soon as Frau Linkmeyer tells him what to say.

17:18The flight, Marshal.

17:19Sorry.

17:20Say, you're not easy to ride them.

17:23Hogan!

17:28Hello, Frau Leinrichter?

17:31I'll put you through to the colonel.

17:36Hello, Karine.

17:37She's your friend from Wonderland.

17:39Yes, we're going to need you.

17:41Yeah, listen, remember that jerk you talked to at the front desk?

17:46No, no, not Kling.

17:47The other jerk.

17:49Yes, that's the one.

17:51Well, here's what you're going to do.

17:52Pâté, fillet of sole with almonds, roast chicken with green beans and for dessert, wild strawberries with crème fraîche.

18:02This chenet tea is going to be excellent, excellent.

18:04THANKS.

18:05Bring me some wine.

18:08No, champagne.

18:09And there you have it, right away.

18:11Hello, that's good.

18:13Come and see.

18:17Frau Leinrichter, what a pleasant surprise, please come in.

18:21Wolfgang, I'm so happy to have you in front of me.

18:25You know, the colonels and Kling aren't here.

18:28It's you I want to see.

18:30No, it's true.

18:32Yes.

18:32Is something wrong, Frau Leinrichter?

18:34Nothing is going well.

18:35Last night I couldn't sleep a wink.

18:37Oh, that's unfortunate.

18:39Wolfgang, I think I'm in love with you.

18:45In love with me?

18:46Yes.

18:47Oh yes?

18:49Oh yes?

18:51Uh, well, uh...

18:52So, Sergeant, I don't need you anymore today.

18:57It's a real one, yes.

19:02And you don't feel anything for me?

19:04You are a very educating woman.

19:07Well, that's something, at least.

19:09But I am engaged to Frau Leinrichter, but elsewhere.

19:12Do you like it?

19:13No, but I hated the Russian franc.

19:16There's no reason we can't be friends.

19:20But very, very discreetly, of course.

19:23I don't care about the rest as long as you're in front of me.

19:29There will be two of us to unchain him.

19:31Yes I know.

19:34And my Wolfgang says that escape attempts end up being extremely costly.

19:38Your Wolfgang has become a real expert.

19:40Want to save money?

19:42I suggest we organize our escapes.

19:44This way, we avoid any intermediaries.

19:46Very.

19:50I'm done reporting, Colonel.

19:53Chul, I have assigned you to Mayor K.

19:55I was there, Colonel, until Frau Leinrichter arrived.

19:58So the mayor told me he didn't need me anymore today.

20:02What ?

20:03But then, they are both alone, if I understand correctly.

20:05We'll find out right away.

20:08Just a second, wait.

20:09I'm pretty sure it's completely innocent.

20:11Oh, a full thousand of the caterpillar, two people with a bottle of jambal,

20:15It had absolutely nothing to do with them.

20:18But she's my girlfriend.

20:19This is my fiancé.

20:20Excuse me, Colonel, but I give up.

20:22First he orders lunch for one, then he orders for two,

20:25and finally, he tells me that I can leave before I have managed to serve dessert.

20:29I'm willing to believe that Frau Leinrichter is superb, but cooking is cooking.

20:34Totally boring, huh?

20:39Ah, if I had met you sooner.

20:44Nya.

20:45What a tribute.

20:46If only you had a brother higher up than Calder.

20:50Wolfgang, I have to go now.

20:54Give me my coat, please.

20:55Oh, why?

20:57Don't give a damn that you had to be disgraced.

20:59Ah, yes, yes, you're right, it's true.

21:13So, my dear, I give you the right home.

21:17Oh, well, we can see that you're asking for a review.

21:20I am said to be in bastion.

21:22Every minute seems to hurt me.

21:25Oh, you are so pretty, Karine.

21:26Oh, you're in my lip-shoot.

21:28Oh, you're in my lip-shoot.

21:29Bottom line, what were you doing?

21:31Karine.

21:32Ah, Philheim.

21:33Ah, you're in.

21:35Karine.

21:35You have to have lipstick on your cheeks.

21:39Is it ready?

21:39What is your bullover?

21:40Yes, so it's very difficult to remove, too.

21:42How did you drink?

21:43How dare you?

21:45But dare to do what?

21:47Albert, where are you, Albert?

21:50Gertrude, then, Gertrude, I beg you quickly, listen.

21:53Albert!

21:55The miserable Zaligo, he will end up chicolo.

21:58Yes, and Burkhalter will make sure he's in the 3:10 to Stalingrad.

22:02It's terrible.

22:03I never would have believed Karine capable of this.

22:04But it doesn't matter, Colonel, she's not the only one.

22:07Next time, find a more mature, less fickle, calmer one.

22:10That's hard to find.

22:12Yes.

22:13Uh, well, why not Frau Linkmeyer?

22:16I could screw you over for that.

22:17Oh yes, under what accusation?

22:20Now we will see our German visits.

22:29Colonel, please excuse me.

22:32The Resistance has given news.

22:33A plane took the General away at 11 p.m.

22:36Well, well, he must be in London now.

22:38Yet another one of the Prussians will not have.

22:41Athena, I think what she needs is some consolation, Klingk.

22:45Yes, I understand.

22:47Yes, and you are the man who can help him during this difficult time.

22:51Me? I never decide to get carried away, man.

22:54I've got you a nice little stable reserved, just for lightning, at the Haushoff, tonight.

22:59Be nice to her.

23:01She has respect for you.

23:02And I was the dead one.

23:12So, don't you think it's a little early to start drinking?

23:15I absolutely want to have the gondola in order tonight.

23:18Is that why you walk on cognac?

23:20You'll soon have double.

23:21I don't care.

23:22You don't care.

23:23Do you want to spend the evening with two Frau Linkmeyers?

23:26I don't care.

23:27It's time.

23:28I apologize.

23:35It's time.

24:06...

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