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Série Tv : Papa Schultz (Hogan's Heroes) - Épisode 02 (VF)

Cette série raconte les aventures loufoques de prisonniers alliés détenus au stalag 13 pendant la Seconde Guerre mondiale, qui agissent en toute liberté.

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00:00Here we go
00:30...
01:00The fries just got some
01:08No, it's okay, he'll be okay.
01:11There is a drop-off point about three hours from here.
01:14It's in the woods, Colonel.
01:15Okay, let's go.
01:16Oh, cease fire!
01:33Come in the house!
01:34And raise your hands!
01:36My caterpillar!
01:37Oh dear, he speaks German like a Spanish cow
01:39Well, it's better to do as he says, eh?
01:41Come on, come here quickly.
01:42Keep your hands up!
01:44Okay, move more!
01:46So, who are you?
01:47Only one at a time!
01:48We're the life insurance company, you can put your gun away, buddy.
01:51Oh, look, he's a general, so, well, hey, is my general?
01:57Robert Hogan
01:58Eh ?
02:00Ah, Richard
02:00But it's tiny, look
02:02Well, I don't find it that small.
02:04Isn't that my general?
02:05A little bit close, it's okay, here it's not great for landing
02:07Which unit are you from?
02:09We deal with sabotage and intelligence gathering.
02:11We are in a prisoner of war camp about 5 km from here.
02:13No kidding, are you serious?
02:16Ha ha ha, prisoners of war
02:17Yes, and we will hide you there.
02:18Baker, handsome, are you in charge of the parachute?
02:21Yes, my colonel.
02:21Carter?
02:23Carter?
02:24General Combule
02:25Uh, yes, yes, my...
02:26If you are well, sir, my dear
02:28Okay, son, I'm following you.
02:29Oh, I've seen little generals before, but to this extent?
02:33Yeah, not legal, we put it back in the water
02:35Oh, I've seen little generals before.
02:36I am
03:05Ah! Ah, it's very beautiful, Wilhelm!
03:16Ah, what emotion!
03:17Thank you, Major Karine!
03:19Who was going, air colonel?
03:21Not that Anini wouldn't have done better.
03:24Air Colonel, may I applaud?
03:27Yes of course !
03:28SO !
03:29Ha, ha, ha!
03:33Pauline?
03:34Thank you.
03:35Hercules, eh?
03:36Thank you very much.
03:39Thank you, Schultz!
03:42Ah, I think you play wonderfully, dear Wilhelm.
03:46Ah, ha, ha!
03:47We play wonderfully, in fact,
03:49because next to you, my heart is itself a Stradivarius.
03:53And with that, what a great help!
03:55Yes, I think so.
03:58Ah, oh!
03:59Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
04:02We have no basics or anything.
04:04A soldier, dangerously living his life.
04:05Ask Schultz to clean it for you.
04:07You are absolutely right.
04:09I'll ask you to excuse me for a minute.
04:11I put on something a little more comfortable.
04:33It wasn't too long.
04:34One last idea.
04:36If we refused a little mosquito...
04:38It would be with choice, but it is already late.
04:42But it's never too late for love, my dear.
04:45Next time I'll remember.
04:52Ah, Schultz, I forgot my gloves.
04:54You're welcome to get them for me, if you like.
04:55So, how was it?
05:07It's the clink version of the Chinese water drop torture.
05:12Interesting things?
05:14I found some plans.
05:15He had to clear the watchtowers of the barbed wire perimeter.
05:17He wants to take them 50 meters into the woods.
05:19When ?
05:20They have to work right now.
05:21That's not true.
05:22Plus, we have a general to take out.
05:24If he moves the Mirador, he will certainly block the exit of our tunnel.
05:28Well done, Karine.
05:29We'll call you back at the next concert, we promise.
05:32No, thank you.
05:37Bittre, Fraulein.
05:38All right.
05:39We were so used to seeing the towers where they were.
05:44Ah ah!
05:45That's kind of why I'm going to clear them out.
05:47To foil any escape plans you may have.
05:49No, Colonel, the challenge will just be a little tougher, that's all.
05:52Hogan, if I brought you here these rubbed beards,
05:54know that I don't care about your opinion.
05:56You should still think about it.
05:57I have other things to do.
05:59I have much bigger problems.
06:01General Burkhalder is due to come here for an inspection.
06:04He brings to Zeur, Frau Linkmeier.
06:07The Abominable Snow Woman, again?
06:09Jose, where does this remarkable vagina that I exert on women come from?
06:13Why do they want me?
06:15Why, Hogan?
06:16Well, just an idea.
06:18Maybe it's your intelligence, your charm, your authority, your sense of humor.
06:22It could be, but I doubt it.
06:25We were able to, Hogan.
06:32I hope they don't hug me.
06:34You have to be brave and...
06:35Welcome.
06:48Good day, Link.
06:50Welcome, Frau Linkmeier.
06:52Nice to see you again.
06:53Thank you.
06:54I would like to introduce you to my fiancé, Mayor Wolfgang Karp.
06:59Colonel Wilhelm Kling, commanding here.
07:01Mother Colonel, Mayor Karp, Gertrude's fiancés, you have my fiancés.
07:06I meant to say, but that...
07:08In a rage.
07:19In a rage.
07:24So, what do you think of the torturers, Kling?
07:28There is nothing more beautiful than being in love.
07:31This is a delicate situation for you, Colonel.
07:34From what Gertrude told me, you were very... close.
07:38Oh! That's life, you can't have them all.
07:41I'm sure Kling will recover very, very quickly.
07:44I want to say that it is a huge relief.
07:48And... injury, a huge injury.
07:51Thank you, Philem.
07:53We will announce our engagement in a day or two.
07:55Okay, Wolfgang? All right.
07:57You know, General Borkhalter, I just had what I consider an excellent idea.
08:04That's hard to believe.
08:05If you allow me, I will organize a small engagement party for our lovers.
08:10Kling, fabelarft.
08:12Yes, that's very kind, Colonel.
08:14Oh, you don't have anything, there's everything.
08:15Yes, it is something, especially if it is taken from the sins of the camp.
08:19We accept, Albert.
08:22My pleasure.
08:23Yes.
08:24So we're going to have the visitors' area decorated.
08:28One of our prisoners is an excellent leader.
08:30So, okay, it's settled.
08:32Gertrude, I would have liked to discuss the important things with Kling.
08:36You should bring Wolfgang and Louis Ferwer on a tour of Stalag.
08:40Ya, ya, ya, ya.
08:45Kling.
08:46I think Wolfgang has many, many people.
08:55He is like a me.
08:56That's it, she finally found a man.
08:59I believe.
08:59He looks quite charming.
09:01It's not exactly the officer's song with which I have much in common.
09:05But you're going to have a lot in common.
09:07Oh yes?
09:08The Wolfgang Klapp jersey will define your new assistant.
09:12He will become me.
09:13General, you are not being serious.
09:17Of course I do.
09:19Actually, it was Gertrude who came up with this idea.
09:25What? Your deputy, a Bosch?
09:27Yes, a Bosch.
09:29Hogan.
09:30Sorry, my words went beyond my thoughts.
09:31It could happen to me.
09:32You can give us a way to fix this.
09:34This idea was Frau Linkmeyer's.
09:36Oh well, then don't fight it, you're sure to lose.
09:39I have to take care of organizing the engagement party as well.
09:41Hogan, could you help me?
09:45But it seems perfectly natural to me.
09:46We've been enemies for so long.
09:48Thank you, Hogan.
09:49I am really touched by your attitude.
09:54Don't stand at attention.
09:55I'm just passing through.
09:59It was even worth specifying.
10:01I'm going out, General.
10:01If I had known that one day I would hide from the enemy.
10:09What's the situation, Hogan?
10:10We should be able to get you out in a few days, General.
10:13In a few days?
10:14This is not going well.
10:15It's yes.
10:16I have my men waiting for me at the base right now.
10:18This is war, there is no time to waste.
10:20Our clink has a new deputy.
10:22So we have to wait a little while for the surveillance to relax.
10:25I'm old enough to make her loosen up on her own, the surveillance.
10:28I'll go underneath.
10:28Well, open up, damn it!
10:34Excuse me, General, you've got the wrong bed.
10:40He's going to let me go, that one, yes.
10:42I'm pretty tall, aren't I?
10:44Hogan, I'm going out.
10:46And when I say something, I stick to it.
10:49Yes, General.
10:58She is the most charming, my friends, Fräulein Richter.
11:10Colonel Hogan commanding the prisoners.
11:12Mother?
11:12You are made of charmers.
11:15I wanted to brag.
11:16That's your type.
11:17Yes, oh, excuse me.
11:18Jules is drowning in the pocket.
11:22In your opinion, are we likely to be treated to a violin concerto?
11:25When you join the Resistance, you know that torture is a risk you have to take.
11:29Colonel Hogan?
11:30Ah, look, here are the little fiancés.
11:32I think it's time I introduced the new deputy to you.
11:34This is Colonel Hogan, the one in command of the prisoners.
11:37Major, my congratulations.
11:39Oh yes, thank you.
11:40Do you know Fräulein Richter?
11:43Yes, we had that pleasure.
11:45Wolfgang, could you take care of Fräulein?
11:48I need to speak to Colonel Hogan.
11:50Yes, Gertrude.
11:51Keep busy, but keep it reasonable, okay, Wolfgang?
11:54All right.
11:57Hogan, I have a question for you.
11:59Is Klink concerned about Wolfgang becoming his deputy?
12:03He's learning Russian, anyway.
12:05It's not impossible that Wolfgang will take Klink's job very soon.
12:09When do you think?
12:10Oh, I'll decide.
12:12Klink is worried about his plan to move the emirador.
12:16Yes, and why is he worried?
12:18He's afraid that an officer as smart as Wolfgang might discover that this is an extremely expensive project.
12:23Oh yeah, I had no idea.
12:25And let him tell the general.
12:26Yes.
12:27Albert hates one thing: the Luftlag depositing money.
12:30Yes, but I think Wolfgang shouldn't tell your brother about it.
12:33Yes.
12:33But it would be so good for Wolfgang and his career.
12:37It wouldn't be fair to Klink.
12:39Oh, of course, I'm farting.
12:42Moving the emirador would not be necessary.
12:45Oh, but there was never a successful escape, Australac XIII.
12:48I know that. Klink told me again, and again, and again, and again.
12:54So the position of emirador has absolutely nothing to do with it.
12:59I think I understand.
13:01Your attention, please, ladies and gentlemen.
13:04I think.
13:05My dearest friends,
13:07Let me now introduce you to one of the greatest military minds of the Third Reich.
13:13Our friend to all, General Burkhalter.
13:16Thank you, Colonel.
13:22I am delighted to be here with you this evening, ladies and gentlemen.
13:26But I don't intend to make a speech.
13:29What a sweet young woman to dance.
13:31But I have the honor to announce the engagement of my sister Gertrude Linkmeyer
13:37with the best Wolfgang Karp.
13:41We are all very touched by your wishes for happiness.
13:43And I know in advance that your wishes will bring us happiness.
13:47Okay, Wolfgang.
13:49All right.
13:53They put them back in place.
13:54It worked, Colonel.
13:56And a burden to us, dear old Gertrude.
13:59Baker, the London contact, arranges a meeting at any time for them to pick up their general.
14:03Count on me.
14:04Yeah, Pluto will be the best.
14:05He is ready to court-martial us all.
14:07Carter and Legault will get him out tonight through the emergency tunnel.
14:10They'll pick it up over there.
14:11Yeah.
14:12If the weather isn't too bad, they might send a plane to empty the seat for me.
14:15That's it.
14:15And if it rains, I'll bring it to London wearing it to my studies.
14:19Come on, all the worlds, red, red, red, red.
14:22What's going on, Schultz?
14:23A very bad news announcement from Colonel de Huitzik.
14:25About what?
14:26I don't know anything.
14:27I don't know anything.
14:28I don't know anything.
14:28And Colonel, the prisoners are all present.
14:33Thank you, Schultz.
14:35Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make to you.
14:37After consultation with the new deputy, Karp jersey,
14:42I decided not to move the watchtowers.
14:45Yeah !
14:46It's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there.
14:48Quiet in itself, closer monitoring is necessary.
14:52So I made another decision.
14:55So, after consultation with the jersey,
14:58Karp and others,
15:02we will place a guard
15:04in each barracks of Stalag 13,
15:0724 hours a day.
15:08That's disgusting.
15:10Colonel, this is a violation of the Geneva Convention.
15:12on prisoners of war.
15:14Yet the Geneva Convention says nothing about this,
15:16but thanks for pointing it out to me.
15:20The new system will start today,
15:23at exactly 4 p.m.,
15:25with the changing of the guard.
15:27That's all.
15:27This is completely illegal.
15:31They were absolutely embarrassing.
15:34Yes, I find it a little.
15:35Well, okay.
15:36You will file your complaints at the complaints office.
15:41And if we move the general,
15:43isn't that a good idea?
15:44The guard will start his shift at 4:00,
15:46which condemns all tunnels.
15:47He'll find himself all alone.
15:48That leaves us two hours.
15:49The beautiful, you need food and water in the tunnel
15:51for two or three days.
15:52Yes, and what do I say to the general?
15:53As soon as we can, we'll get him out.
15:55But he is capable of killing me!
15:56Listen, if he doesn't like it here,
15:58he can always try to find another prison camp.
16:00And why don't you tell yourself?
16:02Because I'm a colonel!
16:04And I'm scared.
16:06If we are constantly monitored,
16:07So we find ourselves unemployed?
16:09Colonel, the art judge was nice, you said.
16:11It was Frau Linkmeier who came up with the idea.
16:13Obviously, she's the one who wants to run this camp.
16:15Well, we won't be bored if that's the case.
16:18The only way to get rid of her,
16:19It is first of all to destroy Wolfgang.
16:21We get rid of him, we get rid of her.
16:24It's not nice, he's innocent.
16:25So, you too?
16:27Well, almost.
16:30No, no, moron, it's not soup,
16:31It's stew, are you blind?
16:32I swear, I don't believe it's a delay.
16:34Oh yes, I would like it, I would like it alone.
16:36Yeah, go ahead.
16:36Well, that's enough, thank you.
16:37A little more, Newkirk?
16:38No, that'll do, I've done some.
16:39Hmm, that's good.
16:40How many times have I told you how beautiful it is?
16:48that affected German Shepherds should never be fed.
16:52Why is it now
16:53Are you against our system, Colonel?
16:54Because it doesn't make sense and it's degrading.
16:57You are prisoners of war.
16:59Yes, I noticed that too.
17:01I still believe the emir had to be moved.
17:03Wolfgang and Gondre, and I am too.
17:05I'm still the commander here.
17:07And General Burkhalter is also against this idea.
17:10He never told me about it.
17:12He will do it.
17:13As soon as Frau Linkmeyer tells him what to say.
17:18The flight, Marshal.
17:19Sorry.
17:20Say, you're not easy to ride them.
17:23Hogan!
17:28Hello, Frau Leinrichter?
17:31I'll put you through to the colonel.
17:36Hello, Karine.
17:37She's your friend from Wonderland.
17:39Yes, we're going to need you.
17:41Yeah, listen, remember that jerk you talked to at the front desk?
17:46No, no, not Kling.
17:47The other jerk.
17:49Yes, that's the one.
17:51Well, here's what you're going to do.
17:52Pâté, fillet of sole with almonds, roast chicken with green beans and for dessert, wild strawberries with crème fraîche.
18:02This chenet tea is going to be excellent, excellent.
18:04THANKS.
18:05Bring me some wine.
18:08No, champagne.
18:09And there you have it, right away.
18:11Hello, that's good.
18:13Come and see.
18:17Frau Leinrichter, what a pleasant surprise, please come in.
18:21Wolfgang, I'm so happy to have you in front of me.
18:25You know, the colonels and Kling aren't here.
18:28It's you I want to see.
18:30No, it's true.
18:32Yes.
18:32Is something wrong, Frau Leinrichter?
18:34Nothing is going well.
18:35Last night I couldn't sleep a wink.
18:37Oh, that's unfortunate.
18:39Wolfgang, I think I'm in love with you.
18:45In love with me?
18:46Yes.
18:47Oh yes?
18:49Oh yes?
18:51Uh, well, uh...
18:52So, Sergeant, I don't need you anymore today.
18:57It's a real one, yes.
19:02And you don't feel anything for me?
19:04You are a very educating woman.
19:07Well, that's something, at least.
19:09But I am engaged to Frau Leinrichter, but elsewhere.
19:12Do you like it?
19:13No, but I hated the Russian franc.
19:16There's no reason we can't be friends.
19:20But very, very discreetly, of course.
19:23I don't care about the rest as long as you're in front of me.
19:29There will be two of us to unchain him.
19:31Yes I know.
19:34And my Wolfgang says that escape attempts end up being extremely costly.
19:38Your Wolfgang has become a real expert.
19:40Want to save money?
19:42I suggest we organize our escapes.
19:44This way, we avoid any intermediaries.
19:46Very.
19:50I'm done reporting, Colonel.
19:53Chul, I have assigned you to Mayor K.
19:55I was there, Colonel, until Frau Leinrichter arrived.
19:58So the mayor told me he didn't need me anymore today.
20:02What ?
20:03But then, they are both alone, if I understand correctly.
20:05We'll find out right away.
20:08Just a second, wait.
20:09I'm pretty sure it's completely innocent.
20:11Oh, a full thousand of the caterpillar, two people with a bottle of jambal,
20:15It had absolutely nothing to do with them.
20:18But she's my girlfriend.
20:19This is my fiancé.
20:20Excuse me, Colonel, but I give up.
20:22First he orders lunch for one, then he orders for two,
20:25and finally, he tells me that I can leave before I have managed to serve dessert.
20:29I'm willing to believe that Frau Leinrichter is superb, but cooking is cooking.
20:34Totally boring, huh?
20:39Ah, if I had met you sooner.
20:44Nya.
20:45What a tribute.
20:46If only you had a brother higher up than Calder.
20:50Wolfgang, I have to go now.
20:54Give me my coat, please.
20:55Oh, why?
20:57Don't give a damn that you had to be disgraced.
20:59Ah, yes, yes, you're right, it's true.
21:13So, my dear, I give you the right home.
21:17Oh, well, we can see that you're asking for a review.
21:20I am said to be in bastion.
21:22Every minute seems to hurt me.
21:25Oh, you are so pretty, Karine.
21:26Oh, you're in my lip-shoot.
21:28Oh, you're in my lip-shoot.
21:29Bottom line, what were you doing?
21:31Karine.
21:32Ah, Philheim.
21:33Ah, you're in.
21:35Karine.
21:35You have to have lipstick on your cheeks.
21:39Is it ready?
21:39What is your bullover?
21:40Yes, so it's very difficult to remove, too.
21:42How did you drink?
21:43How dare you?
21:45But dare to do what?
21:47Albert, where are you, Albert?
21:50Gertrude, then, Gertrude, I beg you quickly, listen.
21:53Albert!
21:55The miserable Zaligo, he will end up chicolo.
21:58Yes, and Burkhalter will make sure he's in the 3:10 to Stalingrad.
22:02It's terrible.
22:03I never would have believed Karine capable of this.
22:04But it doesn't matter, Colonel, she's not the only one.
22:07Next time, find a more mature, less fickle, calmer one.
22:10That's hard to find.
22:12Yes.
22:13Uh, well, why not Frau Linkmeyer?
22:16I could screw you over for that.
22:17Oh yes, under what accusation?
22:20Now we will see our German visits.
22:29Colonel, please excuse me.
22:32The Resistance has given news.
22:33A plane took the General away at 11 p.m.
22:36Well, well, he must be in London now.
22:38Yet another one of the Prussians will not have.
22:41Athena, I think what she needs is some consolation, Klingk.
22:45Yes, I understand.
22:47Yes, and you are the man who can help him during this difficult time.
22:51Me? I never decide to get carried away, man.
22:54I've got you a nice little stable reserved, just for lightning, at the Haushoff, tonight.
22:59Be nice to her.
23:01She has respect for you.
23:02And I was the dead one.
23:12So, don't you think it's a little early to start drinking?
23:15I absolutely want to have the gondola in order tonight.
23:18Is that why you walk on cognac?
23:20You'll soon have double.
23:21I don't care.
23:22You don't care.
23:23Do you want to spend the evening with two Frau Linkmeyers?
23:26I don't care.
23:27It's time.
23:28I apologize.
23:35It's time.
24:06...
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