If These Statues Could Talk

I live in a townhouse where all the condo's look a like. Many of my neighbors have their own unique statues in front of their condo. The reason is so they don't drive past their place.

While I was taking my daily walk, I took some pictures of my neighborhood statues and added a voice. Now you know what it would be like if these statues could talk! The frog sucking through a straw in a coconut happens to be my pad.