Original Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzMnCv_lPxI
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Blood fantasy viooollence fade from the blackness comes a FIST HOLY CRAP YOU BROKE my screen! EPIC IMPLOSION, Riot Games
there's a caveman painting now it's real white wing... black wing... that's kind of racist boob transition there's a midget how big are his wings how is he flying okay their pretty big SWING! block, dodge, fail thats a pretty big one take it like a man slo-motion helmet adds suspense to the scene bounce land like a kitten how the HELL-MET! Wait thats a women! don't look now, Nassus is behind you with BIG stick! spinning like a cork screw, hes got a stomache ache its Map awareness zoom close up!
crazy sideburns spell flux! running tooooooo on my way chaa-aa-aarge!!!! push that lane CHOGATH Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! There's lazer balls flying out of towers at you you better hurry up before they come and get to you! take it out fast, their coming for you! you better run away, their coming for you! VICTORY! Allistar's MIA! NEVERMIND HEADBUTT!
crazy purple guy is probably runnningg from a rapistt! battle zoom into man with big sword and lots of eyes is probably looking at her brea- thless scenery.
Dodge, dodge, dodge low gravity let's try this again mystical fluute overcompensating, dodge, dodge, woahh that's a big puppy! who cannn't hit him! fall, freeeezzer burnn crazy purple guy incoming fire frozen arrow, grab, what the hell right shoulder, ouch that's gotta hurt, noooooooooo that does! K.O.
crazy purple guy is running from a rapist smash into ground you see the cross dresser big puppy holding a stick who looks very angry and upset she stole morganas lunchbox
He's about to strike you, stop morgana headshot! You better not turn around a look at the bright light! Too late!
Falcon puunnchhhh he growls!! hand me my helmet would you please! Ragggee quitt!!! umadbro? A team fight is going to commence Feeder comes backkk show your gamefaces
after this lets baron ouch that's kinda hot my sword is on fire i can do it too i have big boobs! but let's go through the others really quickly cuz they aren't as importaanntt Epic battle starts to begin but it's just too intense so they stopped it RIGHT HERE look at katarina's big ol' BOOBS!
hasn't anybody ever told you never to drop a book?
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