Howard Slonim, "Fun in Bed"

Howard Slonim sent in a list of five things he is most proud of, prior to appearing on Old Jews Telling Jokes. The first two are: Signing Joe DiMaggio's name on baseballs with his sister as a kid and passing them off as authentic so he could gain friends in a new neighborhood; and jumping into the pool at a Hilton hotel fully dressed in a cream linen suit so he could be the hit of a dull party.