http://guitarharrisy.blogspot.com/2010/12/how-to-be-country-star-updated.html Other cool sites http://www.roarnomore.com/ http://therisingseed.blogspot.com/ http://worshipguitarriffs.blogspot.com/ There's questions we're always hearing every where we go Like how do I cut a record or get on a country show Well, it takes more than just ambition and three chords on an old guitar There's a few more thing you ought to learn to be a country star. You have to learn to sing like Waylon or pick like Jerry Reed Yodel like Jeannie Shepard write songs like Tom T Put a cry in your voice like Haggard learn Spanish like Johnny R Whisper like Bill Anderson and you'll be a country star. Play piano like Ronnie Milsap or Gilley or Jerry Lee Yo-yo like Roy Acuff or talk plain like Ralph Emery Growl like Conway Twitty get a red white and blue guitar Build a swimming pool like Webb did and you'll be a country star. Be tall like Sonny James or tell jokes like Minnie Pearl Be short like Jimmy Dickens or play five-string like Earl Get a hip band like Willie learn to stutter like M-Mel Get a cap like Roy Clark wore or a voice like Barbara Mandrell. Be rich like Eddy Arnold say you're making more than you are Get a gimmick like Charley Pride got and you'll be a country star. But if you have no talent and you're not a male If you're built somewhat like Dolly or have a face like Crystal Gayle Come back stage and ask for Harold, Phil, Don or Lou And we'll see you auditioned for the Statler Brothers Review... There's questions I’m always hearing every where I go Like can city slickers make it on the country shows Well, it takes more than just a twangy voice to hide who you really are There's a few more things you ought to learn to be a country star You got to learn to dance like Simpson or dress like the band Perry Be pretty like Gloriana, or play rock like Jason Aldean Put a rasp in your voice like Kracker, go to high school like Taylor Cross over like Kid Rock did and you'll be a country star Gel your hair like Rascal ...
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