14 years ago

Adelaide 16/11/93 - phone call to Graham Cornes

16th November 1993 - Adelaide, Australia (Football Park). MacPhisto admits he's finding it very difficult to meet young ladies, as they're all frightened of him. He decides to seek advice from Aussie Rules football coach Graham Cornes who has married a girl half his age. The couple are expecting a child, so MacPhisto sings a bit of Cliff Richard's Eurovision hit 'Congratulations'.