00:02I'm Comedian Gareth Reynolds.
00:04I started using that app where you have someone go to the grocery store for you.
00:09I always feel like a weird king ordering on that thing.
00:11Just sitting in a hotel room with no shirt on, watching Below Deck like,
00:15Boy! I've grown peckish!
00:19I'm checking in, and the guy who's checking me in slides me to keys and he goes,
00:22Alright, you'll be staying in room 9-11. I'll never forget that one.
00:25Soap for the water. Please soap. Please soap. Soap for the water.
00:28Every time I walk out of that bathroom, I look like I just left divorce court.
00:31Sweaty, just muttering to myself,
00:33They screwed me back there.
00:35I immediately stripped completely naked, put all my clothes in the bathtub,
00:38and incinerated them immediately.
00:39People love my cat, and I think when you have a cat, people assume you don't like dogs.
00:43People are like, why you hate dogs?
00:44I'm like, I don't hate dogs, I love dogs.
00:46When it comes to sex, way rather sex with a cat.
00:50Sorry, no, that's not right. Sorry.
00:58You're gonna be good.
00:59Don't be a cat.
01:01I'm like, I'm not a cat.
01:01I'm not a cat.
01:01I'm not a cat.
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