00:03Harry, you're not coming?
00:05Shut up, punk.
00:09Yo, Jack, your ex-wife called. She wants a new boyfriend.
00:12In your dreams, Axel.
00:14You got that guy's number I asked you?
00:15That damn pizza destroyed my stomach. Be right back.
00:19Axe!
00:22You have balls coming in here, you know that?
00:24Move on, pal.
00:26Come on, man, let's go.
00:28What's up? Nice hair.
00:31I told you they sell those badges like candies, man.
00:33I know we should blow them all.
00:35Blow up, all right? Blow up. There's a big difference.
00:37Whatever.
00:38Passenger 57, what's up, my man?
00:40Good, brother. Where's Mike?
00:41Screw Mike, man. I'm here.
00:43I saw you on the news. Great job on the plane.
00:45Thank you, Huxley.
00:46Listen, kid, that thing you do with the time thing, you gotta show me once.
00:50Sorry, Vincent. Not my call, man. You gotta ask the boss.
00:53Yeah, I know. Screw the boss. Listen, you owe me, huh?
00:55I see what I can do. Good kid.
00:58We have to do this, Roger. This is our chance, man.
01:00I don't know, Riggs. This is getting too much, man.
01:02I don't see you at the gym, guys.
01:03He's right, Roger. You should go to the gym.
01:07Why is there no toilet paper in this goddamn hole?
01:11Language, John Spartan.
01:14Okay, everybody shut up and listen. We got a new stupid thing going on. Whoever catches the most goons within
01:20a week will get a raise.
01:21Just give me a raise, Captain.
01:22I said shut up, Riggs.
01:24Yo, Captain, not all goons are the same, man.
01:26I know. Shut up. There are three types of goons. Bronze goon, silver goon, and gold goon.
01:30Who came up with that shit?
01:32Who is what, Captain?
01:33Yeah, how do we know if an asshole is a silver or a gold goon?
01:35Yeah, I know. Shut up. Gold goons are like an end boss. Hans was a gold goon, all right? One
01:40gold goon equals ten silver goons or thirty bronze goons.
01:43Hey, Captain, this tin can is playing, too. That's not fair, man.
01:47Shut up. Quit if you want.
01:48He works for free anyway. He doesn't need a raise, man.
01:51You're right. That's stupid. Murphy, you're out. Go get some coffee.
