00:00This guy is the best-looking f***ing dude on the planet.
00:05Like, this guy will turn a straight guy and turn a straight guy and be like, you're gay.
00:10Like, this guy is f***ing hot, hot, hot.
00:16Brilliant career move by him, by the way.
00:18Football's not working out.
00:19Like, obviously, great football player.
00:22Again, made it to the NFL, quarterback in Notre Dame, all that stuff.
00:25But this guy's looks, and guys know who he is.
00:28And I'm driving, and Rhea and Fran, they're like, you may want to do this.
00:31He just got announced as a bachelor.
00:33I told my girlfriend.
00:33She had no idea who Sam Hartman is.
00:35I'm like, don't even look at those picks because you're going to f***ing go hunt this guy down.
00:39He's that good-looking?
00:41Now, the thing about it is there's absolutely no shot Sam Hartman is looking for love on The Bachelor.
00:47And to be honest, the girls probably don't even care.
00:49They just probably want to get f***ed.
00:52But, like, there's nobody in the history of Earth who has probably had an easier time.
00:58Meeting women throughout his life than Sam Hartman.
